/brit/

soundcloud.com/prspct-recordings/prspctxtrmdigi013

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lonely virgin DEVOURS cold cheeseburger than his mum brought him home for dinner

*dabs on you*

Muh nhs

15yo shoe0nhead a cute

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glad I wasn't a teenager when all this kek and pepe stuff was popular

daisy

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t. mature 19 year old

>banned from /sp/
>have to do all my world cup shitposting on Jow Forums until July 1
fucks sake lads

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nonce

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I want my MTV...............

Greater London is here everyone!

What will he turn his ire to in this thread? Who will face his withering putdowns this time?

Will it be the Jews? Dave? Northerners?

I was buying a bottle of rum at the liquor store, and this old guy in front of me asked me "you don't actually drink that, do you"? I told him "no, I keep it to show off".

It's like he doesn't even understand how getting drunk works.

>it's coming home lads

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there's something very cringy about dabbing

They'll blame the ref. Maybe that new video thingie.

>teehee i'm not like all the other girls, fuck feminists!! also here's my patreon, silly boy xoxo

It's my birthday tomorrow. If she doesn't text me that means she'll have forgotten me in less than 2 weeks. That'll be a new personal best for me haha

PLS HELP ME

HOW DO I STOP BEING DEPRESSED

ffs
i bet that england would beat belgium and now i have to go down on my gf

blast

COMING HOME

youtu.be/k-ImCpNqbJw

But I said:'oh someone else who's been to the Balkans! Did you see much of the country?' In Serbo-Croat

Don't click on the fucking posts, just the sign faces.

Think he was calling you a soft cunt mate.

Don't forget that she's in a full-time BDSM relationship and shags a big fat cunt because it makes her feel like a child and she calls him "daddy" even in public and at her parents' house.

should've told him to go fuck himself, that's uncalled for whatever exactly he was implying

download Jow Forums X

Go to setting and change captcha styles

he just wanted to show off his vampire fangs

you are probably old enough to realize that the world is a shity useless place

me 28 june 2018

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Alri Davey boy? Seen any teachers cry for this year's school leavers? Seen any crop tops worn by adult women? Sperged out over the content of threads again?

this?

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hot

sue

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Yes

well how are other people happy then

>following an internet personality
Runt is too dignified a word for these "people"

I've wanked so many times in the last week I'm all spent. Reckon I wont be able to jack it for a few more days

it's for e hentai.

i sorted it for Jow Forums already

doesn't work.

I was in love with her for a while. Then she married that neckbeard.

Socrates
Plato
Aristotle

thats a good question they probably get a lot of pussy and have a lot of money

The wank clock restarts on a daily basis. You are obviously an underaged who discovered wanking yesterday. Jog on child.

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youtube.com/watch?v=3OOUAmpoPro

degenerate filth

just went and did a bit of looking and apparently we're buying more of those type 26 ships than you lads are
fucking hell that's embarrassing

your socrateses, your platos, your aristotles

Imagine it was this fucking hot all year wew

sounds very hedonistic

business idea: dua lipa's tongue, working slowly up and down my penile shaft

Socrate's is scrotum fell in Aristotle's asshole.

I wank every day before toil despite being in my late 20s. Yesterday I wanked twice in 15 mins before toil then twice when I got home.

Signs and car captchas never work. The best ones are storefronts

>tfw you remember the time before captchas, before autistic Finns forced moot to add them

monsters don't exist they say

While we were boring ourselves watching 1-0s at the World Cup, we missed this

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youtu.be/PtgKkifJ0Pw

got my exam results back for first year

got a 2:2

fucking kicking myself, if i hadnt scuffed up the linear algebra i would have gotten a decent 2:1 AT LEAST
this is just embarrassing |:^x

Usually does reset, but didn't today lad. Maybe I'll never wank again? scary thought

It almost is here.

which uni do you attend?

what was that latvian? team that /bet/ was obsessed with

i.4cdn.org/sp/1530186701361.webm

Best moment of the WC so far.

careful lad, talk about australian weather and you'll set them off on a mad one

need a good DNM coke vendor

You literally just described Africa.

Oh I know the one you mean, can't recall the name though

Playing PUBG

original sauce?

oxford

have to wait a week to access sad panda. :(

Syrian Civil War is real life PUBG

>Some areas could reach or exceed heat warning humidex values in the mid thirties this weekend.
JUST

Wish I could stop wanking, it's a waste of time that leaves you feeling perpetually dirty

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>Yesterday I wanked twice in 15 mins
Impressive

bet she takes part in chanmomo's orgies

cringe

Sub-saharan Africa's like the slow kid in class who's been there longer than everyone else but still needs to learn his ABCs.

anyone watching based jeza on good evening britian

>football finishes
>Good Morning Britain comes on except it's called Good Evening Britain
>Jeremy Corbyn is on sat next to Pamela Anderson

am I having a stroke or is this actually real?

she doesnt

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>don't believe compliments
>take insults to heart no matter how small
what's wrong with me

You're very funny canteen boy
Make me laugh some more!

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bizarre old turn this century's taken

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>oh dear if i don't get a first i'll end up working at some second-rate bank instead of goldman!!!
call me when you have some real problems you brittle posh cunt. you couldn't last a day in my shoes.

youtube.com/watch?v=9UXSWGsjAUQ
the Pamela Anderson?

can you be 100% sure on that?

are corbs, truly a man of the people
nothing like a bit of footy and tits hey mate

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