/balk/

Ignore him, he's just trying to be funny

Haven't you got the copy-pasta yourself user??

Your language has more Turkish words than ours. Like saat, for example.

Balk is a strictly no bully subreddit.

y-yeah y-you too
*turn around*
*leave*

So then why does it stench of turk here?

Oops..?

Aren't you that chad of the North??

It's probably the serve posters. We've alreasy established that Turks are Greek.

Waddup guys
I hope you guys accept guests?

not if you're ik*bey,leave this thread immediately!

Remove that crescent from your flag

Only if you give us tickets for the next years F1 race in Baku

>Turks suddnely invading balk
Кeк
Уaт yeнт poнг??

No
Thats cresent is literal accessory
Nigga im poor

Azerbaijani people are Turkic?
If so why the two countries?

>Bulgarian diaspora in roachland
To the pyre you go

Yes
Because we are Shia and they are Sunnis. Yes thats literally it. And there is Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and etc.

>Nigga im poor
Here are some classical milf boobs to cheer you up

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Armenia and Soviets I guess
Our languages are mutually intelligible

What's the exact reason why Azerbaycan isn't a part of Turkey??

He бpaт ми
Türk cъм

How do I convince my friend to set me up with some Serb girl he knows, he's one of those "I respect woman" fedora type of guy. Or how do I do it on my own, do I just add her randomly on Facebook as a stranger and start from there.

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Safevi-Osmanlı savaşları ve Rusya bizi 1822-de bizim amımıza koyması

Dont mix your mutt genes with primal slavic beauties. Tell her she needs to go back and have serb babies to help fight the demographic crisis.

I see. I didn't know the reason until now desu

xaxaxaxxaxa
Ya'll niggas don't know me.

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>Shia
based

She's from Bosnia, so there's a chance she might not be Bosnian Serb but Muslim, but either I need to Albanian the fk out of her.

Lan onu bunu boşver biz kendi çanımızı açtık amk

KYS
Turks are Balkan and based

BASED

Turks are never welcomed here. No matter how hard they try and roleplay as one. Just like the EU.

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Albano-Serbian?

>çan
Anlamam yarım saat sürdü..
I thought you were implying your government opened their own Church
Nerede bu çan??

Said the Asian

tfw decata ne razbirat che marso i bobkata go pravqt za memetata

breh

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Linki veremiyorum amk spam diyo
Azerichan yaz çıkar belki

>go to university (master's actually) group reunion
>everyone just talks about their jobs
>drink beer
>basic discussions about music and my language skills
>come home
>watch live stream of a train
youtube.com/watch?v=qghQ5eKGcyE
could be worse desu

what did you do today /balk/?

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Not ashamed of that actually. I embrace it even.

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Tamam sağ ol

Based and redpilled

Yaninada 8çan yaz

OUR GRISHO !!

Pretty comfy desu
Im here after universities last exam watching French televsion (i dont even know French lol) and my family forcing me to go to wedding

>Turks are Greek
>I, as a Bulgarian, embrace my Asian side
Уaт дъ бoклyк

Shaved me beard

Guess this big tittied monkeygirl ethnicity :)

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Do Azeris get drunk at weddings?

Bulgarian

I've only ever been to one wedding and it was basically like going to the pub but with more food and people dressed up clapping every so often
if I somehow ever end up getting married I don't even know what I'll do about it, I don't feel like organizing some party for other people desu

it's now only 20cm long?
>no joke post beard

Serbian :^)

Yep
I am from Quba(northern) in border of Russia

Our weddings are fucking festivals and i fuckin hate it. Shitty music, shitty music system, i cant dance, everything is so loud you cannot understand each other and 50% males are drunk.
Last time i went to wedding was year ago. They say i have to interact with my siblings thats why they force me to go there.

It wasn't that long
besides, didn't take picture of my beard desu
unlike some friends who post photos of themselves when shaving for some reason..
I guess some people do love their beards..

Northern Macedonian

Post trashy pevachichas from your cunt.

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yea basically the same if you go traditional, 100 people is considered a small wedding, 200 is average, it's just dumb and opulent desu
and then they have to force everyone to dance traditional dances that nobody bothers with it's just meh
luckily lots of young people don't do that anymore
>i have to interact with my siblings
never understood the point of this

>who post photos of themselves when shaving
>my personality is so complex it's summarized in my facial hair
kinda lame imo but to each their own I s'pose

Ugh! Guess more

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Why are you obsessed with Rita Ora? She is average at best without makeup

Turkish

мeнe пo мe интepecyвa oти ги pитa opaтa (и зaщo цицитe ca й yвиcнaли кaтo нa aфpикaнкa)

>зaщo цицитe ca й yвиcнaли кaтo нa aфpикaнкa
Her tits are great, not виcнaти at all.
DING DING DING, We have a winner

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Svetle

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Quick google images research shows I was wrong, her tits are indeed nice.

Too white

being_cool.png

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Za bobkata nz, ama marso si e bash filmara s neosushtestvena kariera na mutra prez 90-te

God I hate tattoos. Absolute turn off for me

>tfw no belly dancing gf
stahp the pain anons

youtube.com/watch?v=y7DtfBX9Z20

Niggas who don't know that you are supposed to use space after a comma when typing on the netz should be euthanasied

That's probably why you have ended up as an incel,Ante.

youtu.be/o6_a37FDZqM

Good night balk
Лeкa нoщ бaлк

Лeкa

salam

It's just a preference. I feel that way towards men and women.

*ditto for not properly making use of the Oxford comma

>shoots, eats, and leaves

precisely,user :^)

I'm just gonna spam some goran because I've been shaking my ass in my seat at work all today to this stuff

youtu.be/_yer-9MCQG0?t=26

>st. George, the protector of gypsies
Are you trying to tell us something, anima?

*user

not really no, apart from the fact that I love the music and I think it's really great :3

""Ederlezi" is a popular traditional folk song of the Romani minority in the Balkans.

The song got its name from Ederlezi which is a Spring festival, celebrating the return of springtime, celebrated especially by Romani people in the Balkans, and elsewhere around the world. Ederlezi is the Romani name for the Bulgarian, Macedonian and Serbian Feast of Saint George. It is celebrated on 6 May [O.S. 23 April] (occurring approximately 40 days after the spring equinox). The various Balkan spellings (Herdeljez, Erdelezi) are variants of the Turkish Hıdırellez, a holiday signaling the beginning of spring, occurring on the same day."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ederlezi_(song)

the real irony is pic related kek
even though the lyrics are allegedly in "Serbo-Croatian" but it's not like I can tell

I learned all kinds of stuff like this today
and why not another
youtube.com/watch?v=nRoqa1t4BLU

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good night fellow balkanlars

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Imagine being Russian in Switzerland lmao

who wants to play
lichess.org/0LW7UJo7

coæ asta nu e ora de jucat sah
barem dupa cele 5 beri si munca ce ma asteapta maine
hai nb

:(

so did anyone here actually ever dance a proper Horă / Oro / whatever you call it in your country where you join in a huge circle with others? is it not the comfiest thing ever?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hora_(dance)

nu te supara pe mine user :(
uite asculta varianta mea favorita youtube.com/watch?v=5aSyaXdU-mk

Of course I've danced pravo horo at weddings. Some of my colleagues train dances as a sport and to impress guests.

Nu-mi place
prefer asta youtube.com/watch?v=nWcSDap5GKw

Sup negroids?

Aптeчкa, have you been able to determine which industry your kleptocratic family used in order to get you to Switzerland?

Yes as a matter of fact I do know the answer to that question lol.
Also stop being a cunt

oh I wasn't asking in a judgy way
I meant more that should the opportunity appear anons should try it, because even for an autist with two wooden legs such as myself I eventually got into it and it was fun
this one time at a protest I even got to hold hands with a qt while doing the hora :3

ah man cum il chema ca imi scapa rau...un cantaret de muzica ~populara care canta in aromana, avea o voce destul de misto si puternica dar de fiecare data cand mergeam la mare numai asta punea taicamiu in masina...

Do share.

asa, Grigore Lese, nvm
acum pot sa ma culc pana nu dau in dubiosenii

good night anons!

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What's it to you?

Nothing.