/bm/ - Boomer General

*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR*
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SATURDAY MORNING
>*Opens a can of Monster*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
DAD STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>*Takes a sip*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING PEWDIEPIE DAD PLEASE
>*Gets lawnmower stuck on a rock*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKRRRTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRR*
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>"Yep, Quake was a mighty fine game."

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>that boomer who still lives off his parents

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I’m gen z and my parents are baby boomers

Good for you loser

t. Gen Alpha / Crispr

I'm not a toddler

Are there any actual boomers on Jow Forums?

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31 year old boomer checking in. Should do an AMA where I tell you kids stories about growing up in the 90s.

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My nigger

>getting your lawnmower stuck on a rock
stupid 30 year old boomers

I wish I understood this boomer meme. Is it an American thing? Why is the Monster drink relevant?

This pic is so wholesome

>that 26 year old boomer that doesn't understand the boomer meme

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1987 boomer here, that sounds like a plan! do you use instagram now?

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This is unironically one of the funniest things ever written. The sheer originality of it is breathtaking.

Haha nah bro, I got Snapchat, that interface is confusing though!

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>He hasn't read the Sony anal vore copypasta

It's a better version of the boomer meme.

Fucking kek, love this meme

Most millenial's have gen X parents. Gen X have boomer parents. Gen X = In their prime in the 80s

Post it dude!

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youtube.com/watch?v=2wKEzayTXek

*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
*Oh no... Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MARI-*
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
*NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!*
*OOWWWWOWWWWW*
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
*M-MIYOMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH*
*GRLSHSHSHS*
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*dabing*
*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL SONIGG-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-.....*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*IT FUCKING HURTS HEEEELASHFHAHSASGSDKBVSJVBKASGKANBSBKASKBADBEJFBKNDCQCIERG-*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*
*walks away*

Better quality

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No?

this is so fucking ridiculous i can’t help but live

I can't help but avoid death as well.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_X#Birth_dates
Born between 1965-1980 = Gen X

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got a wicked home brewing set up, been making wine and vodka, fellow 30 year boomers are welcome to come try it out some time

Gen X had less children on average than Boomers though, while they share fathering the Millennials, the majority of Millennial's parents are Boomers

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>HONEY-BOO CAN MOMMY COME IN? i NEED TO VACUUM UNDER YOUR MESSY MESS PILE

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run through a VM
>Windows
there's your problem
just go ahead and delete that asap

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do gengz even visit 4chsn?

If youre older than 25 get off my board. I dont come here to talk to people as old as my dad like some you are. I just want to complain about being a virgin in peace away from boomers and the femoids on Jow Forums in peace.

Jow Forums Boomer picking up girls at bar?

This is a boomer website, so fuck off kiddo!

>tfw 23 years old boomer
I try my best to be hip and radical but I still fail

I didn't ask to be born.

>Are there any actual boomers on Jow Forums?
Don't want to admit this but I'm 37.

Based on this pic, would you say you are Gen X, Y, or Z?

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Late Gen X / Early Gen Y, i.e. /boomer/

boomer

late gen y. i’m 23, so it checks out. you can tell shit started to get weird right after.
>Misadventures of flapjack

Mix of core and late millennial. With a mix of early gen z

Core Y boomer

Anyone else feel unironically old? I'm only 27 but am completely disconnected from youth culture or whatever you'd call it. Hate smartphones, hate youtubers, hate EDM and the rest of those meme genres. Just want this entire meme generation to fuck off and die.

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19 here, been disconnected from current generation since about 2013ish

Please leave this site and make something of your life, you don't want to end up like us
t.32

Yeah, I'm a 22 year old boomer.

Quads is right: I've been in this hell for 12 years already and nothing good came from it. Leave now before is too late, young user.

how old are you all, my fellow boomers?

don't be a dumb faggot, millennials are like that everywhere. except they don't have as much income to spend.

i am not telling you.

>Macintosh Plus
>Emperor Trump

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What generation am i if i am born 1999?

Generation Retard

Tbph I don’t know where the diet monster drink came from.
I don’t see a ton of people drinking monsters, much less diet monsters. And I’ve never seen a baby boomer with an energy drink.
Doesn’t mean it’s not funny

>tfw 22 year old Gen Alpha that enjoys watching Peppa Pig

if you don't remember 9/11 you are genz

>Gen Z
>I can sometimes look like if I were in my 40s under the correct angle-lightning.

i'm 25 so i fall within core millenial, but i grew up with some stuff from earlier eras, especially with kids shows since they used to air all kinds of ancient shit on the national broadcasting channel (i remember watching at least two shows from 60's and tons from 70's - 80's)

>you will never be a 20 year old boomer living in the wild west

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how do u have less than 100% of income

good OC m8

didn't make it, its from a thread on /o/

Or Xennial

voilà un italien

BOOMERS
MEET THE BOOMERS
THEY'RE THE MODERN BURGER FAMILY
WRECKED THE,
HOUSING MARKET
AND MILLENNIAL CAN SUCK THEIR D

This meme genuinely makes me smile every time. Keep posting more oc please

did Jow Forums's average age go down significantly? like 2 years ago it was 26, starting to feel like the average age is 20 now.

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me in the bed

why does the woman have a mustache?

Isn't it around 22 right now? or 23

>t. 24y old boomer that's still a virgin

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better late than never

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I'm going to do something fun, I'm going to use a combination of commercial breaks from different childhood eras and you can see how the generations differ (Americans only). Which one applies to you most?

Early Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=q4ucQQvxGeg

Core Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=BrscrhNeNmk

Late Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=CoX6nypk0ss

Early Gen Y: m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBEY-TWBUsU

Core Gen Y: youtube.com/watch?v=0Bvg_EBpa-I

Late Gen Y: youtube.com/watch?v=yqMUrb9olOM

Early Gen Z: youtube.com/watch?v=PztmAXdDC0E

Core Gen Z: youtube.com/watch?v=FEqLy0-U4Rk

Late Gen Z: youtube.com/watch?v=rNhlRv4kfHw

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Definitely Late Gen Y

no

kek

Soon 21 here. Really starting to feel it in my bones. They don't make skeletons like they did back in the day!

>tfw your childhood wasn't defined by American pop culture and you can't identify yourself there

we get it your dad is 30

Because the underage always lie until they are of age.

baka ne, the whirring and thunking is a joke about the ps4 eating disks and screaming no matter what it's doing
it's not a fucking hoover

Are people born in 1998 gen z?

Yeah. Cutoff for Millennials is 96 according to Pew Research.

It's terrifies me that sometime in the future the movies, games, anime, series etc I grew up watching and watch now will be considered "old school"

32. They all know my stories by now.

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