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the heat is dry as fuck we have a nationwide drought and record breaking temps fuck off dumb ignorant spasticated yank cunt FOY

Who cares?

Will you ever be this pure?

No mate this nigger picked the ball up after the goal, then tried to put it back in the goal (cause it rolled out) as a celebration but he wiped himself out lmao.

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Do women even listen to music? I don't think they even process sound like we do. How can she like Pink Floyd?

watching The Death of Stalin

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going to have a famine any time soon?

yeah but humidity is high enough here

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Dublin has 66% humidity right now.

how's it?

anyone else hug their pillow in bed and pretend it’s a girl

no

more like 66% humanity.

should I 'ix the old 'imo before I turn 'irty?

this but my mum

I can play the guitar but my family and friends say I suffer from a disorder called "having no rhythm". Like when Data tried to play the violin in TNG but his cold android heart left him incapable of playing with any passion.

my room must be 30 degrees
getting fucking cooked alive here

seems okay

Steve Buscemi is a riot in that movie

Same
My room is always hotter than the rest of the house

colombia r gona win

mental that there's wild fires in lancashire. someone probably didn't put their fag out properly.

It is fucking 25°C, I can't even have a cold shower since it only goes down to fucking 20. This is shit

loved that film

*cranes my head to see who you're talking to*
*notices nobody reacting*
*returns to my beer*

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head?
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh

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stop complaining about the heat weak little basedboys

temperature is great in my house because its made of bricks and not chinese low grade insulation

darkie

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sorry dont speak baboon

we're all going to die one day

Dubs picks my new gimmick

she a kike?

you'll make that money back one day bet france man

How come it's always too cold or too hot? Winter I'm freezing, summer I'm sweating a river. There are two brief periods inbetween where it's perfect.

my house is a big Victorian house with 14 feet walls in each room. It is too hot still

lived in saudi arabia for 10 years and it was 30c or above most of the year and 40c+ all summer

need to name my pub in the sims
what's a good pub name

i rest my case

fuck off back there you smelly camel fucker

The Broken Sphincter

The Red Lion

>lived in saudi arabia for 10 years and it was 30c or above most of the year and 40c+ all summer

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bad name
EXCELLENT name

they told me not to put manny on the map but I just went ahead and did it anyway

the pigs arse

might eat half of a cake

the black bull

The Red Sphincter

Free the Paedos

FOB

weak weak basedboys

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Are you Morrissey of The Smiths?

people like coldplay and voted for blair, you can't trust people

every building in those countries has AC though

Places like this inevitably have universal air conditioning in every building

do British men even like British women?

they're just so... british

good game for sure dunno why we don't

how about the Busted Nut for a pub?

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good meme

the normies want to crush our spirits and leave us feeling humiliated

Femme boys really make me question my sexuality.

>oh no the weather is a bit warm :'( feeling so hot right now my bros, i almost had to open a window a short time ago

like honestly how do you meet womenl

>Birmingham

Who cares lol

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>tfw can't open the windows because the moors are still on fire

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go to the bar and tell all the ladies they look lovely tonight

the guys on the left were fighting the people who hate the ones on the right

You walk right up to them and stick your finger up their skirt.

Insane fucking psychotic alien screams outside

Foxes are some weird animals

they should just burn off all the unused parts of England anyway

Imbecile

but it is used

me in the middle

what the fuck are you on about you clown

Sat outside some virgin freak's house screaming through his letterbox, lads.

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the vixen is getting fucked by a dog while the male fox watches

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Would you rather be the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire or Paul McCartney

>Sultan has all the slave girls he could ever want
>Paul has every girl in the universe wanting him

yelled with laughter

>when you do a fart that even you find smelly

what happens if you beat a guy half to death, twice

mad to think tokyo would go from london to brum