I THINK I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH A PORN STAR
TURN THE CAMERA ON, SHE A BORN STAR
TURN THE CORNERS IN A FOREIGN CAR
CALL THE CORONERS DO THE C.P.R.
SHE GAVE THAT OLD NIGGA AN ULCER
BITTER SWEET TASTE MADE HIS GOLD TOOTH ACHE (UH)
MAKE A KNEE SHAKE, MAKE A PRIEST FAINT (UH)
MAKE A NUN CUM, MAKE HER CREMATE (UH)
MOVE DOWN TOWN COP A SWEET SPACE (UH)
LIVIN' LIFE LIKE WE ON A SWEEP STAKES (WHAT)
WE HEADED TO HELL FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES (HUH)
WELL I'MA LEVITATE, MAKE THE DEVIL WAIT (YEAH)
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>lyricposting
>Kane
>Rooney
>Scholes
>Best
Why are all the greatest “British” footballers actually Irish?
didn't you wank with your school friends?
wish I was mexican
youtube.com
techstep interests me
>rhyming ''star'' with ''star''
ah yes, truly a lyrical mastermind, a veritable einstein of the musical world
Scholes is the most over rated footballer of all time
>>
OH NO NO NO
hurrahhhhhh
for harry and paul
HE'S FUCKING RUINED
BANGER
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mummy asked me why i shave my legs
cant wait till science gives us catgirls
well?
what's the fastest way to get Jow Forums
i like how it looks and feels
Unironically Crossfit
journalists deserve whatever they get desu
explain it to me
Also it's a fucking magnet for fit slags, at least in the States
cuz you know that my team certy
how you gonna do man dirty
are you okay retard
first day on the chan kid
...
>explain Crossfit
Is it 2005 already?
It's just doing a huge assortment of random exercises at high reps over longish periods of times: running, rowing, biking, skipping rope, bodyweight, oly lifting, powerlifting, gymnastics, Strongman type stuff and probably other things I forgot to include. You do a different workout with different exercises each session. It can be kind of dangerous and probably a guaranteed way to get seriously injured if you do it long term but it will get you into killer shape faster than anything else around.
He's been trying to do it for like 2 hours lmao
i remember hearing about bitcoin on a podcast hosted by minecraft youtubers c. 2013
they were talking about how it was skyrocketing up to over $300 or so and how it was going to crash any second
wew
Every bad thing that could be said about a man could be said about me and it would be true.
There was this nerd who was talking about Bitcoin in my freshman year of High School in 2011.
hi poley
bitcoins are for virgins
>nerd
Future millionaire*
picture of me (5ft 11) and big rob (5ft 8) big rob was wearing inch thicker sneakers than me
Need a chubby ngl
just had nine hot dogs and a bowl of potato salad with a quart of milk for dinner
That kid might actually be rich. I should have paid attention to him.
FOY
FOY
stupid fat shit
If I'm honest with myself I don't really like anyone around me, but I know if I cut contact and leave everyone I'll just end up sad and alone with no friends
Fat cunt
Need a Jewish, centrist gf.
Ha ha .. the man said twat ..
what are they in words?
Fake and gay
wtf is that actually an oblivion character there
yanks make my blood boil
i know you are but what am i
*places into my broth*
same
ooooooooo
epic
A garbage man
essentially liberalism, authoritarianism, and the neoreactionary synthesis
Just watched The Place Beyond the Pines
Fucking hell what an emotional journey lads
i'm not your dad kiddo
women will never know true loneliness
Ever been close to killing yourself, lads?
>*raises finger*
>Cryptocurrencies are the currency of the future!
who can take your trash out, stomp it down for you, shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thing too
the garbage man
based
how can any idea be meaningful if it's a reaction to another idea?
Danny Dyer was top 5 _worldwide_ twitter trends tonight purely for saying the word twat
choon
>Le posting le sad cartoon man to express my dark feelings
>Just watched The Place Beyond the Pines
>Fucking hell what an emotional journey lads
People shit on the second half but i thought the movie as a whole was really great.
>neoreactionary
If I wasn't on mobile I'd brainlet you pretty hard
wtf my moms just faxed me this yo
yeah
why does it need to be meaningful? all it needs to be is pragmatic
>why does it need to be meaningful? all it needs to be is pragmatic
>why does it need to be meaningful?
looks like one of those guys from morrowind
gonna take a ferry to france and avenge 1066
It’s a masterpiece
absolute unit
>When a jew runs into you
Pragmatism not idealism innit
just been on the archive and looks like cokeshit has got himself up the duff with a criminal conviction for cokedoing and stalkery haha standard, hows it foing then brit
Good
Druggies out
they win the world cup that year?
i've noticed a lot of people on /brit/ are hostile to new ideas
They just tried to pass a motion allowing women to use pepper spray. The Greens said it was a deplorable act excusing men for being violent. Can someone explain the logic here?
corrr
german customer service are really cute with their slightly broken english
worked 11 hours today staring at a computer screen. will spend another 5 staring at a different computer and then go to sleep to repeat the cycle
my life is a sad story
yeah
I once contemplated suicide, and would've tried. But when I held that 9 all I could see was my mama's eyes.
Pragmatism is what have us modern architecture. I'd sooner die than compromise my ideals.