>be american
>lack a device dedicated to boiling water
Be american
Ryder Russell
Jordan Myers
120 Volts of freedom god bless
Aiden Kelly
James Carter
why do Murrican microwaves look so weird?
Camden Gonzalez
based
Christian Perry
i have a microwave
Daniel Sullivan
It's a shoe microwave.
Austin Peterson
why do americans microwave their shoes
Owen Perez
>be Australian
>give up your guns
Joseph Wilson
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE NEW BROS
Juan Fisher
Have you tried to boil a soup in it? It's really good
Andrew Lewis
If you don't drink a tea you don't need it actually.
Jose Howard
>he was so insecure in his manifest destiny that he needed to take a picture of his kettle and post it on Jow Forums
Americans truly are bizzare, they have the most distorted sense of superiority yet can't help but feel threatened about absolutely everything
Jason Myers
I have only used it to boil water for tea and coffee.
Carter Murphy
Murrican shoes belong into the freezer... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Lucas White
Oh no, how will they feel the thrill of getting shot?
Lucas Murphy
For the biggest shitposters on the internet you lads sure can't handle the banter
Kevin Russell
I was joking, don't do it or will fuck up the kettle (I think)
Parker Foster
>threatened about absolutely everything
huh, it's almost as if we were being constantly ridiculed and harassed
Landon Sullivan
>be australian
>drink spider tea
Zachary Stewart
>can't handle banter
>needed to post a picture to prove to anonymous people online that he had a kettle
Sure thing buddy
Lincoln Nguyen
If you're so superior, why do those opinions even affect you? Might be because you're not superior after all.
Thomas Anderson
What's wrong with that?
Connor Williams
Diversity and Multiculturalism
Luke Long
>sets up self to be proven wrong
>gets salty when proven wrong
Luis Green
>buying a unitasker
why cant you just boil water in a pot?