How do i obtain a European citizenship...

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Isnt mauritania a desert filled with dark black men with cool clothes?

Go to libya then go to italy then germany then finland. Dont go to sweden.

My friend Paid ten thousend euros to smugglers from Turkey, Only to end being chased by the army or police at the border and then jailed in Hungry or whatever the fuck it's called for two days

That the price of freedom, you know that pretty much how all blacks got to europe.

Yeah, you missed out. The time to go was up till 2015. My cousins all made it to Sweden because they went in the 90s. Don't worry though, just wait till the anger subsides if you really want to go

hope they get deported asap

Too late bitch, they got residency and their kids will soon have citizenship

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Cool is subjective. More or less so.

Fuck you i barely have the energy to wake up and go to the barber in this heat.

He eventually got to sweden. He studies and has enough to live on, barely. Yet he regrets every going to europe. He used to mention daily how he wished he had a time machine just so he could stop his former self from going.

I know Europe is shit. I would just rather deal with that sort of shit

It's be easier just to move to eastern europe or russia. Significantly cheaper too

Oh boohoo, you get about 20.000€/year in benefits alone when you manage to take your sorry ass here, plus free health care, retirement money, no need to work ever, and you can fuck up our country like the shithole that you try to escape and destroy the last bit of dignity that we have left, but yeah, it is soooooo hard to move someplace that you admittedly hate. Cry me a fucking river and kys

Whatever, fuck sweden :D

I have close family in your country. I just personally can't go there.

How is the benefits system Abused anyway? give me key words for research

>he really believes the propaganda
The amount you get isn't really that much and the bureaucracy is always a fucking headache when you can't speak the language properly. Life isn't that fucking great, if it was everyone would be selling their farmlands and trek that death trap

What's the fucking problem?
>go to European country to study
>or learn a skill at your country and get a highly qualified job in Europe
>or make some money and get an inestor's visa

>stay for N years and apply for citizenship

Ok, the last two options are, probably, out of your reach but the first is like thr default immigration path. What exactly is stopping you from doing this?

he doesnt really regret it otherwise he could easily fly back.

Europe isnt shit, dont buy into the memes. Yes youll have to work.

>the absolute state of germans

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Fuck off, we're full.

>>go to European country to study
Living costs are a bitch if you aren't connected to the government or some oligarch
>>or learn a skill at your country and get a highly qualified job in Europe
Nigga please, the first world calls almost every 3rd world university a diploma mill

I'm Poor as a fuck comrade. I can't afford to apply for a Visa.

Yeah he'll fly back to Damascus and get sniped by one of the six millions fractions fighting each other

>How is the benefits system Abused anyway?
By not being european.

I have a cousin in France. Maybe we could set something up where you marry her and get EU citizenship that way? She's very interested in foreign men!

Save money then clearly

Good. Stay home

??? Oooooh, the bureaucracy is soooooooooo hard compared to actually working ... And yes, they get that much, at the least, and health care is expensive too you retard, this is a socialist country compared to your amerimutt shithole, so everybody gets free everythings anytime. He is getting free housing, free pocket money, free tv, clothes, everything, just like every unemployed german would, except that he gets newly built houses. But yeah, it is sooo hard to go to the authorities and apply for something.

Cant you fucktards just fix your own countries?

I've met many people from 3rd world countries that study in Europe and are not from particularly rich families. They get part time jobs, they make it work. Lot's of things are pretty cheap for students, this is not America.

I remember this Mauritanian french girl visited us. My god she was beautiful and had an Ass for days.

She was humble, Poor not rich i think. I should've got her Number. Could've probably done something with her.

Read up the wages and exchange rates. I won't even be able to send my grandchild

Getting there is pretty god damn fucking expensive. But life there is actually cheap.

>Read up the wages and exchange rates. I won't even be able to send my grandchild

So what exactly are you trying to accomplish? Lets say you get your citizenship... then what?

You know, how about you go spend time with them instead of believing all the propoganda?

From what I've heard it's actually really expensive. A cousin who went to France legally couldn't survive in Paris for more than 6 months because rent, taxes and utilities ate up his salary. Then my parents in Italy said the same, trying to survive on $600 a month was always a battle

Free benefits, like he stated more or less in OP

this

By the way, why's you English so good? Don't tell me you learned it on 4chins.

Rest. Watch the sun rise on a beautiful country. The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

to BLACK white girls obviously

Come here, if you're decent in bed I'll marry you.

What do losers usually do? Use your head.

Yeah I see you're just slightly behind ukraine making 2000 a year minimum. So if you aim for Ukrainian it shouldn't take all that long.

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this is where OP is from, desu watching it makes my heart race

What propaganda you retard? Maybe you should actually look up what each refugee costs us before you make shit up.

This is not about them being nice people or not (and he stated he hates Europe anyways, so he can just stay home as far as I am concerned), this is about how much it will cost us. And believe me, he will NOT get a job here. We already have millions of unemployed and part-time government sponsored jobs (the government acutally pays the wage), so we do not need more unskilled people who don't even speak our language.

You're not gonna live any decent life without 800 euros(Rent and everything included)

I'm a /lit/ shitposter

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So free shit? I hate to tell you, but most countries in the EU won't just give that out for nothing, no matter what Jow Forums memes will tell you. You'd have to work for at least a little bit to make it seem like you live there.

>refugee costs
You say that but at the end of the day nothing is ever as good or as bad as the propoganda makes it seem

You know, how about they fuck off and fix their own countries.

Except if you go to germany with your family of two wives and eight children and get about 7500€ in benefits each month

Mhm, come back to me when you spend considerable time in Africa

Just shut the fuck up, really. You have no fucking Idea what you are talking about. I am not giving you the propaganda numbers, I am giving you the middle ground numbers.

>Welfare state was a mistake

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I know, Even if i dread it, or try to run from it. The need for work still arrives all the same. i will work, There's no time to mourn that fact.

No u. I have cousins who tell me what they do and do not get, that's more reliable than what any politician says

Maybe they should spend some time there so they could actually fix their shit?

Hol up, Mauritania still has SLAVES? How the fuck

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So how much do they get? Hm?

I personally know people that studied in France/Germany and lived off of less than 1000 Euro per month, having fun while at it. And that's roughly how much you can make working three shifts a week at McDonald's.

Of course you should study well and find a better paying job later on for a higher quality of life.

In Germany, I don't know. In Sweden it's not much since they still work long hours driving busses and cleaning toilets

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Dude you put beaner children in modern concentration camps

Thems Invaders. We don't trade children like Pokemon

>I hate Europe but having a European nationality would make my life easier and improve the quality of it
That's not what nationality is, m8. Moving somewhere as a legal citizen does not alter your biology (nationality in this case). You can become a European citizen all you want, but you will never bear any European nationality.

Do they share an apartment? I know my cousin had to live in a basement

If you have no money, how exactly are you going to pay to reach Europe? Because I'm pretty sure boat people will not help you for free.

They either share apartments (which is very standard for young people, at least in Germany) or live in dorms (which is even cheaper).

meant for

He's gonna trade some of his pokemon

That makes sense. My cousin lived alone because he's autistic

An apartment in Germoney is like 350 euros, it isn't expensive.

I have no plans of going there mate

Oh well, in that case he's set for life.

>I have no plans of going there mate

Then why do you want the citizenship? To frame it somewhere?

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do you have any slaves?
also get a working permit, work a real shitty job for a couple of years, then "accidentally" hurt yourself and live on neetbux from there on then

Reap the benefits dumbass

Yeah, Your mother, though it's only role play

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You think a European country will send free shit to Mauritania because some autist says he has EU citizenship???

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Go to Germany and have 15 kids there. Germans will pay for it.

No but i'll be able to move anywhere without a Visa which is expensive and takes months

>I have no plans of going there mate
>i'll be able to move anywhere without a Visa

Which is it, buddy?

Do you own black slaves? How much do pretty girls cost? Like this.

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If he actually manages to get german citizenship, then yes, we will actually send unemployment benefits to him if he lives in another country.
A court decided that, even though you are no longer living in germany, you might still be entitled to benefits.

With my current citizenship i can't. Motherfucker it's three a m use your brain and spare me the typing

maybe you should delete this shit thread

It's not gonna happen. Best bet is to move to Spain and offer Spanish men your mouth as a sexual organ.

Aside from retirement?

>it's like they want them in

>I have no plans of going there mate
>Reap the benefits dumbass
You have to actually live in a Yuropean cunt to reap said "benefits" though.

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It's LARPer with a proxy..

my mother is not alive though

You don't, you improve your own country instead. (start with making factories ect so you can create products from your own resources).

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Sorry lil igga cant' control my dick game

I really enjoy when fags think i'm a Proxy. Especially since they prove they're New fags top lel

>I hate europe
why, abdoulaye?

Try the reincarnation technique.

1. Kill yourself
2. Be reborn as a European

>Isn't Argietuna basically a first world country?
We are a big country with a shitload of resources, we have pretty much everything but we're still poor thanks to an endless circlejerk of corrupt politicians and collective stupidity. We have potential but is too late, Argentina is a sinking ship.

Wheres he going to slep?
How is he going to trek.across the saharah?