dan the man edition
/brit/
Adam Lewis
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Nicholas Young
the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland
Asher Ramirez
Being middle class is boring
Can't get into the upper class without somehow getting insanely wealthy
Already middle class so you have nothing to aim and struggle for like the working class
Grayson Morris
it's like, so problematic, dude
Mason Roberts
Glad you agree
Jackson Torres
Bump
Kayden Miller
He must long greatly for the lonely winds that blow across the wilderness, and for sunrise and sunset over the rim of the empty world. His heart must thrill for the saddle and not for the hearthstone. He must be helmsman and chief, the cragsman, the rifleman, the boat steerer. He must be the wielder of axe and of paddle, the rider of fiery horses, the master of the craft that leaps through white water. His eye must be true and quick, his hand steady and strong. His heart must never fail nor his head grow bewildered, whether he face brute and human foes, or the frowning strength of hostile nature, or the awful fear that grips those who are lost in trackless lands. Wearing toil and hardship shall be his; thirst and famine he shall face, and burning fever. Death shall come to greet him with poison-fang or poison-arrow, in shape of charging beast or of scaly things that lurk in lake and river; it shall lie in wait for him among untrodden forests, in the swirl of wild waters, and in the blast of snow blizzard or thunder-shattered hurricane.
Jason Allen
the middle class is the scourge of british society, bunch of brainlets trying to be big brains rather than accept their position at the bottom like the working class do. they try to influence things and have their own activism when in reality they're a bunch of uppity plebs that fuck everything up with their naive, out of touch and uninformed views. giving unlanded men and women the vote was the biggest mistake the british empire ever made, and ultimately led to its downfall
Kevin Rogers
The grandest scenery of the world is his to look at if he chooses; and he can witness the strange ways of tribes who have survived into an alien age from an immemorial past, tribes whose priests dance in honor of the serpent and worship the spirits of the wolf and the bear. Far and wide, all the continents are open to him as they never were to any of his forefathers; the Nile and the Paraguay are easy of access, and the borderland between savagery and civilization; and the veil of the past has been lifted so that he can dimly see how, in time immeasurably remote, his ancestors--no less remote--led furtive lives among uncouth and terrible beasts, whose kind has perished utterly from the face of the earth. He will take books with him as he journeys; for the keenest enjoyment of the wilderness is reserved for him who enjoys also the garnered wisdom of the present and the past. He will take pleasure in the companionship of the men of the open; in South America, the daring and reckless horsemen who guard the herds of the grazing country, and the dark-skinned paddlers who guide their clumsy dugouts down the dangerous equatorial rivers; the white and red and half-breed hunters of the Rockies, and of the Canadian woodland; and in Africa the faithful black gunbearers who have stood steadily at his elbow when the lion came on with coughing grunts, or when the huge mass of the charging elephant burst asunder the vine-tangled branches.
Colton Murphy
samefag
Gavin Phillips
The beauty and charm of the wilderness are his for the asking, for the edges of the wilderness lie close beside the beaten roads of present travel. He can see the red splendor of desert sunsets, and the unearthly glory of the afterglow on the battlements of desolate mountains. In sapphire gulfs of ocean he can visit islets, above which the wings of myriads of sea-fowl make a kind of shifting cuneiform script in the air. He can ride along the brink of the stupendous cliff-walled canyon, where eagles soar below him, and cougars make their lairs on the ledges and harry the big-horned sheep. He can journey through the northern forests, the home of the giant moose, the forests of fragrant and murmuring life in summer, the iron-bound and melancholy forests of winter. The joy of living is his who has the heart to demand it.
Kayden Butler
I am a proud Marxist
Jonathan Kelly
I'm happy that the journalists in Maryland got blasted
Zachary Lee
Imagine the smell.
Levi Johnson
like hamsters and stomach acids
Jacob Anderson
I am getting pins and needles down my legs daily. I fear my sciatica is getting compressed due to my anterior pelvic tilt
Carter Garcia
presently reading about the people of the cayman islands
seems such a bizarre idea that people actually live there
Daniel Johnson
Caleb Howard
Hunter Wilson
>7 minutes without a post
Juan Bell
YEE-HAW!
Joshua Ortiz
I'm a socialist
Josiah Roberts
Hudson Cox
deary deary me, an oscar worthy whine.
Brandon Hill
Elijah Lopez
you'd think that this kind of post would belong in /cum/, but apparently not
Aaron Morris
I want to fuck all of Emma Watson’s holes.
Easton Brown
>dan the man edition
BASED
Ryan Murphy
Blake Jenkins
did you make this
Owen Martin
Like an otter
James Allen
Is Tim Byrne still a point of discussion around here?
James Morris
Chase Roberts
People voted for things that I don't like. That's how I know democracy is broken
Evan Walker
Oi.
Cooper James
business idea: concentration camps for people who like Post Malone
Jordan Martinez
Xavier Jones
DUDE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A GROUPIE
SHE'S JUST TRYNA GET INNNNNNN
Ryder Ward
Emma bend over and take my cock like a good girl.
David Gonzalez
you're sick in the head
Gabriel Robinson
Why is the thread so slow?
Cameron Brown
Nice digits but how am I sick in the head? I want to have sex with Emma Watson, is heterosexual desires a bad thing now?
Kevin Ramirez
you've been posting the same obsessive shit about her for months, probably a year by now. it's insane, you need help
it's half 5 here
Owen Ross
Christopher Phillips
Hunter Martinez
>user, you can use photoshop, right?
>Yeh
>Here's my list of confusing inadequate instructions, get to it!
Camden Gomez
she's just begging to suck some huwhittuu piguu dickuu isnt she
Isaiah Garcia
warning: this post contains gratuitous amounts of wacky
viewing by soft cunts and pommy poofs is not recommended
Logan Davis
Brody Adams
when i'm on my deathbed i'm going to fuck with everyone by admitting to murdering dozens of innocent people for fun when i actually didn't (although i might've done by that point, who knows what the future holds)
Luis Morales
>making a daily attempt to meet new girls
>focus on doing well in my work
>keep up with friends daily
>have removed all references
>still think about her every day
Jaxson Sullivan
Use gimp lmao
Bentley James
you're a fucking gimp mate
Luke Rodriguez
>using something less good because Jow Forums tells you to
Juan Cox
Aaron Wilson
lol get trolled :^)
Julian Clark
oh my god not again!
Jose Brown
What’s your favorite color?
Sebastian Diaz
Eat shit boomer
Daniel Russell
>dan
who gives a fuck about some shitty cat
Mason Miller
I'm sorry Thailad that was mean you're not a boomer
Aiden Wood
If you leave me now
You’ll take away the biggest part of me
OOOooOOOOOOooooOOOooohh baby please don’t go
Jason Ramirez
*forgives you*
Dominic Collins
Cooper Turner
get this boomer cancer out of my /brit/
foreign gimmicks from other boards are not welcome here
Mason Garcia
Hello boomer
Tyler James
>boomer
Into the word filter it goes
Carter Richardson
Hello zoomer
Daniel Moore
any 30 year old zoomers in?
Lucas Davis
any poomers in
Ryan Rogers
i was born in the 90s you nonce
making fun of boomers has been stale since like 2014
Evan Reyes
Austin Rivera
Got called toxic in the comments section of a washington post article
Cooper Rogers
do Americans really do this?
Luke Thompson
Blake Carter
Do people actually believe this horseshit?
Benjamin Wright
I believe every word of it
Cameron Rivera
yankoid mong
get your head out of the sand
Nathaniel Fisher
is this the real thread?
Nathan Howard
can you prove that it's actually not truth
James Perry
Back into the gorilla pit, abo, the documentary doesn't make itself
Tyler Jackson
the bank of mum and dad just increased my rent by 50% lads
Ethan Torres
colour documentary from a beanbag on the floor
never shows as much as it conceals
Matthew Harris
Default
Ryan Hill
Mummy and daddy charge me $0 rent and I'm a well-paid 25y/o
Cooper Carter
Burden of proof. Do you have any proof it IS truth?
Jonathan Collins
tarq
Leo Martin
yeah right here
Blake Williams
reckon we should bring back mandatory national service for all 18 year olds
Nathan Clark
Sebastian Lopez
Listening to Pooey Lewis and the Jews.
Grayson Collins
i fucking hate myself
Connor Fisher
David Young
>giving military training to a country full of radicalised muslims
ah yes what could go wrong
expect another bataclan within 2 years monsieur grenouille
Connor Rogers
Noah Robinson
Dan “I’ll put you on my shows if you let me suck your toes” Schneider
Nolan Morgan
Dan "if she's a fighter squeeze her tighter" Schneider
Gavin Adams
Zachary Brooks
Need to write fake subs for this exchange, any ideas?
Parker Turner
national service only began at 20 years old lad