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*blocks your path*

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what's for dinner tonight everyone?

takeaways

Meat and veg, nothing fancy.
Stock standard.
What about yourself?

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The good ol' fish and chip friday?

Homemade pizza. all out of apples so need to get some

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Why do you need apples for a pizza?

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I'm not putting apples on a pizza, i'm not a weirdo.

i just like apples!!

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Well thats a relief...
I thought you were some kind of psycho.
Apples are good, but I'm more of an orange man myself.

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imo it goes apples>oranges>bananas
i fucking hate bananas

>i fucking hate bananas
FUCK
OFF

Bananas are great, you ARE a psycho!

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Bananas make me sick when i eat them. You are a deranged person obviously!

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You just like bananas cause they're dick shaped

>You are a deranged person obviously!
That maybe the case but that doesn't take away from the fact that bananas taste good.
FALSE
I have other reasons too.

No they do not. The only good fruits are pineapple and green apples

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When i was lil kid we have such ones in my school. Girls from elder classes watched for discipline like. They could even beat lil kids if those did something like fast running at school ways on pause between lessons.

hot

>mfw I see liechty face

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What does he look like

Bit rude.

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Like a typical boyim
How so?

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based ruski calling out l*echty

Nachos

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HELLO DESU!

How is everyone?

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Good morning!

Morning hungary-kun! how are you?

Heyo buddy.
I'm good, a bit run down but thats all good.
How about yourself?
Good morning!

I am fine! What about you? Were you the kiwi who had methods that make me introduce my boyfriend to my parents?

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Hello!

RATE MY EYES

yes i am

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Well then tell me about the methods

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first we start with a collar

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You know I can't get too lewd, but I wouldn't mind wearing one. Also forgot to rate your eyes 10/10

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Cute!

You would after i was done with you. You'd WANT to confess to your parents

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Why?

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Cute eyes.

I will talk for hours on end about lewdbois

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I have no problem with lewdbois.

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I will drag you out to your parents in a collar and make you tell them

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Bored.
Bored.
Bored!

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*start to tease the blonde* lel ^^

Board...

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Blood

Oh no, that would be even more humiliating!

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Way too much anime ITT

A table top experience perhaps..?
Then leave.

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Make me

Yes, and i will make you say it repeatedly until your parents are shocked at your lewdness

Then stay and complain to yourself.
I'm not your mother, I can't make you do anything.

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No need to bring my mother into this

Don't do that please.

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maybe after dinner!

I will. Until you're honest with your parents about being LEWD

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No please, I am begging you.

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Okay!

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You will be sitting on the floor collared, and i will FORCIBLY make you tell them. Through any way possible

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How can I stop this madness? ;_;

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Well you have nearly 5 inches on me, so you could just overpower me desu

420 Blaze it.

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I am not a fighter.

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Well then, how can you stop me?

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I don't know.

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It is settled then, you will confess your feelings and i will make you.

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I always wanted to know which anime this is from

Don't bulli me.

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It's not bulli!!

Upotte!!

oh thanks

Why are you so mean Kiwi?

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Because your parents must know about this double life

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No worries buddy.

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No!

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Yes!!!

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Don't do it Kiwi!

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Do i need to gag you also? shut up and do it!!

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Please no Kiwi! You won!

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Very good. I am expecting to hear what happened soon

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Hmpf well if you thought that I will confess then you thought wrong.

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I am booking a plane ticket to hungary right now. You've gave me no choice

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Alright lads good night for now, i need my SLEEP

I am waiting for you.
Good night!

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Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

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night

stop scaring me

It's 8.30 on a friday you grandma

Morning!

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You CAN'T let them bite you, what ever you do....

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Good morning cataqt.
How are you this morning?

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Good morning!

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I got 3 hours of sleep last night, shut up

what happens to you if they bite..?

doing fine!

dunno lol

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I'm trying to sleep here, and you just leave me hanging. Worst thing is my fat cunt of a KOT hasn't even come in to comfort me

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I'm sorry...
>Worst thing is my fat cunt of a KOT hasn't even come in to comfort me
I'm SO sorry... hopefully he comes soon.

>kot
*autistic hissing*

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He's abandoned me in my time of need, what a bastard

my cat would beat urs in a fight lol

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>beat a wild cat
Highly doubtful of that

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He weighs 9kg, and cucks all the other cats on the block....

ur cat is done for m8

**pass thru the gap**