Jow Forums is now in charge of making every country in Central America first world

>Jow Forums is now in charge of making every country in Central America first world.
What do you do?

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Establish colonial British rule

Nuke the USA
Start over

Annex

based

Expel Cr*ollos
Build walls and lock everyone in
Become an antagonistic nuclear power like North Korea

Get rid of whit*eoids and mixed race abominations
Establish a Native ethnostate

Ok. Hard mode
The idea is to keep them as sovereign states. No colonial powers involved.
No nukes.
No racism.

>No racism
so your question is impossible

1. Open markets
2. I don't know enough about those countries to give economic advice.

Make Panama annex them.

I have no idea about Central America at all, other than Panama and Costa Rica are decent countries, and the rest are shitholes.

This is the only answer

Make state religion Christianity and create a hereditary monarchy led by myself. Balance the budget so we have a surplus, and take out loans to build grammar schools and universities based on merit to educate population. Instate the death penalty for drug dealers and violent criminals. Build a strong border to stop narco trafficking and refugee flows, use the Royal Police force to man the border and keep order. Try to build up domestic industries and support local businesses to keep unemployment low.

Unite them all into one sovereign state
then make mayan the official language
adopt the mayan script
rewrite all works into mayan
ban spanish
reintroduce and enforce state mayan religion
remove all colonial architecture, replace it with mayan inspired architecture

idk what else you can do, I don't know hardly anything about the region

Form a union: "central american republics"
Complete cooperation between them
Negotiate with venezuela for oil
idk

>kill all the clergy keeping everyone illiterate
>kill all the farmers keeping everyone enslaved through wageslavery/sharecropping
>force everyone to worship the state while building electric railroads, telephone lines, and aqueducts
>build your own guns and ammo

it's the Calles plan of action

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You have to genocide all of the pandilleros, sicarios, matones, maras, etc. Just wipe them the fuck out. Straight-up death squads. That's step one. No amnesty. No mercy. They ALL have to die.

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I like how you think.
Only Guatemala and Honduras have Mayan heritage.

Annex them to Mexico and Colombia.
Let AMLO win
let Colombia do something

Nicaragua is more peaceful than both CR and Panama,but poorer

It's beyond repair

Not now, it is in the middle of civil protests, on the verge of civil war

I'd just let the free market run its course, while establishing a zero tolerance justice system

you are right

Trick superpowers into building more channels between oceans, one per each wannabe superpower (USA, China, Russia, EU). Annex Belize.
That's all.

Battle Royale with all the leaders, the winner will be the dictator of all that, I should quit Fortnite

Nationalize all foreign companies

>let the free market run its course
Great idea, how come it hasn't worked after a quarter of century of NAFTA?

It's all those filthy Canadians fault I promise

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>how come it hasn't worked after a quarter of century of NAFTA?
mercantilism, it's not a free market

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genocide the indios

northern mexico was shit once too

now look at it today

Is there a "real" capitalism anywhere in the world, or is it some sort of platonic deal in which the "real" form is inaccessible to us?

Also
>it was not real communism

>look at it today
It's still shit

closest thing I can think of is Swizerland, Monaco, Luembourg, Singapore or Hong Kong. It's worked great for them, you just need an homogenous population with relatively high IQ and low corruption, something that our countries lack entirely

not as shit as southmx

at least northern mexico is majority white

Kill everyone with more than 20% indian or african blood

t. 19% african mehmet

>majority white
And they're murderous shitholes, Chiapas may be poor but safer than white Sonora

at least northerners know about their murders since they actually go to the police

You got meme'd

So are you saying that it wouldn't work? I guess we agree on something

I was made in mexico and my wife comes from the southern part. I know it.

>mexican abysmal reading comprehension
"It's worked great for them"

>you just need an homogenous population with relatively high IQ and low corruption, something that our countries lack entirely

This means that "real" capitalism wouldn't work in our countries, that is materially impossible for it to even exist in places like Colombia or Mexico

>pay men with iqs lower than 90 to get vasectomies
>wait 100 years

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Get annexed by Méjico

cede Panama to Colombia and the rest to Mexico

Costa Rica is more similar, almost exactly like us, as well

Legalize and regulate the sale all drugs to cut off the revenue stream of the cartels/MS-13.

in Fact the southern half of Nicaragua is more similar to us too. Anything north of Nicaragua is more influenced by Mexico as a whole

Breed them to ubermemsch by superior Uralic genes.