/brit/

nice
might have to take a proper look at CEMU again

sí

Haven't slept tonight lads, should I go into toil or pull a sickie?

youtube.com/watch?v=CBRQM0vErH8
any irish man in

sickie then go to the liquor store (off license?) don't live your life on toilberg's terms.

youtube.com/watch?v=RgXeLWp0c8E

for me it's rhodesia

had a very satisfying poo this morning
nary a drop of blood to be found on the paper afterwards

Reminds me of Britain

Fuck mate I'm really going to make a terrible life advice from a Canadian on Jow Forums aren't I?

go to toil and be tired and then phone in sick on monday. fridays are the easiest day of the week to be at toil. mondays make you want to kill yourself.

>virgin freak

Skipped my morning poo so I get in early, going to ask 'stein if I can leave 15 mins early. Need a bit of a trim and the barbers close one hour after toil.

Watching a thread on /his/ where it's just the same person posting over and over again every 5 hours or so since Monday

It's bizarre

big ben steak and cheese pie for dindins

big meal ey josie?

Five Songs With Darker Lyrics Than You Remembered

if you call me josie one more time I'll swim over to Australia and mash your jaw
sick off it

can't stand darkies

want to post something about how comfy colonial africa was but i don't know any songs about it so i'll just post this
youtube.com/watch?v=XMqkqOxS-LE

21 guns by green day is my anthem

for me it's "let the bodies hit the floor"

Five Countries With Darker Populations Than You Remembered

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Shoulder has ached for days desu

I told my friend to tell his dealer to get us $40 of molly and $40 of weed. He says his drug dealer doesn't have weed. What kind of drug dealer doesn't have weed?

this but with a song that is not 21 guns by green day

not all of it

for me it's waka waka by shakira

any connie foley man in
youtube.com/watch?v=VDkqeG2MjmM

>boomers

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ngolo *dangles a banana in front of you*

left: social anxiety
right: me

xanax

50k retweets

when can you buy it at woolies?

left: toilberg and rentberg
right: me

left: bad things
right: myself

doctors don't prescribe that shit easy like in the states or yookay
straight up told my doctor i was an alcoholic because of anxiety and he goes "well i won't give you valium because that's habit forming" and gives me a script for anti depressants
needless to say, i'm fully recovered and not an alcoholic anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!

any josef locke man in
youtube.com/watch?v=67RGGUpjmsU

Drug dealers must be seething that we don't need them anymore for weed. For other drugs, yes, but come October I can pick up my weed just like a pick up my liquor. No need to see a lazy faggot who sells shit out of his car.

What's the topic?

live laugh love

choose life

unironically fail to see how people can argue that abortion isn't murder

Every drug dealer I've ever encountered is a lazy slob who could never hold down a real job. Never on time. Usually fucks up the order. Constantly trying to convince you he brought the right amount when he didn't. And we all know they order off the darknet.

weed is a lame drug for niggers
whites do mdma, cocaine and meth

Texas

>that 30 year old boomer who uses /brit/ as a chat room

do it again bomber harris

personally think abortion is murder but am fine when the fetus is a non-white

user: hi everyone

MENTIONED

user: is anyone there

what is it meant to be used for you fuckwit? academic debate?

boing

buisness idea: get british slags and take them to America

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online diary

The discussion of British culture

yes

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NO MORE DRUGS FOR ME
PUSSY AND RELIGION IS ALL I NEED

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*pulls down your pants and wraps my warm paws around your soft cock* haha just kidding

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user: why doesn't anyone here have a username haha

define british culture without resorting to rorkeisms

are ruth

get a load of this anonymous twat ahahaha

when you think about it they were just signing up for benefits with the land *dabs on my blunt*

*cringe*

the 'negroids abort more than wh*toids' stats are from 2010
2014 stats had whites aborting more than negroids
personally i would prefer a white to every 10,000 blacks

any dot man in
youtube.com/watch?v=moTWIO55UeY

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user: interesting username choice Josie

This but unironically. Leftists like to ignore that immigration prior to the 1950s was essentially a security measure and that their was fuck-all in the way of social services or really any kind of government spending thus ensuring that immigrants couldn't be a drain on the economy even if they wanted to.

idiot

about time desu
about time the herd was thinned

twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1012605594518343680?s=19

ARE DANNY

niggas iffy uh

hmm what's got the ausrunts all excited today i wonder
*starts banging on the runt cages*
PIPE DOWN

the only 1 (one) good video on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=kHdkanpiCE4

>he's not with the fourth reich
are you jewish?

Yep
This

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bizarro gammon

new gimmick: gents

>wake up
>both eyes bloodshot and watering from hayfever
ah yes

*puts on a british accent*
alright gents, what's all this then

Not watching but I thought dabbing was over now

>t.27 year old boomer

imagine having hayfever truly genetic failure

Aussies already sound like Brits though

have been trying to subvert the soyboy gimmick by calling everyone estrogents recently but it's not catching on

*hears a ruckus upstairs"
*grabs broom"
STOP making so MUCH noise you little CRITTERS!
*a young lad pokes his head out of the upstairs door and exclaims" awww cmon grandad! you were young once!"*
hmmm yes well, i suppose so
*turns up television*
bloody /brit/ i swear those young'ns don't know whats good for them