The rooster is litteraly the best national animal

What the fuck is that

>lion
>litteraly africa-tier
>endangered species
Next one please.

even a lion can't compete with unicorns and dragons.

a nightmare

>literally africa tier
>still eats roosters
Really makes you think.

>their animal doesn't even have a fucking crown
lmao are you faggots even trying?

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>sweden worships the nose
checks out

>Since 1 July 2009.[7][8] Five other languages are officially recognised as minority languages:[9] Finnish, Meänkieli, Romani, Sami, and (((Yiddish))).
:^)

the fuck you saying their little chicken nigger?

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>literally "faggot" in Russian

russian means pussy in french

Fuck France, rooster is our national animal.

Stop appropriating our culture at once.

Ducks would be better tbqh

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What's cool about the Philippine Eagle its a really old species, due to the fact it has is own endemic parasites. E V O L U T I O N

Its not related to other giant Eagles like the Harpy Eagle but a Giant among its own family: A giant of the serpent eagles. CONVERGENT E V O L U T I O N

A total wing span of
>6 feet
>apex predator of the Philippine Jungles,

looks like it has
>feather headdress

Stays with a partner for life, How Chirstian :)

Don't lie to me.

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Greece has the best national animal.

>no cock jokes itt
wow!

*eats you in one bite*
Nothing personell, Pierre

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I meant this kind of pussy

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I know that feel Napoleon

t. Carolus

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>Smaller GDP than Italy
Wow so scary

wrong image

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>Greece has the best national animal.
The ikibey?

>muh bear
I could easily defeat a bear. No kidding.

I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.

Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.

I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.

I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.

There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.

Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a bear with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.

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1v1 me shitstains

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>I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
wohohoho no no no ono onno
look at this dude

A Frog like you who has never even seen a bear in the wild could never understand what it's like. It will run faster than you, much faster, and it'll maul you and split your skelly head in two.

>doesn't even exist
lol

Greek eagle is better

Greek pegasus is better

Because your economic domination over Europe really helped you last time around.

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>t. pussy virgin
I don't think you understand how powerful I am.

Good thing soldiers dont have to march hundreds of km nowadays

actual animal for Russia would be a rat

BASED
Those southerners know nothing about wild beasts

Good thing your glorious army consists of like 5 people nowadays

Well anything is an improvement to you, you fucking leaf

nice bait Pierre

>unicorns dont exist

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Look at glorious army of rashka!

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>dragons don't exist

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we are not at war if we were we could outproduce you with our superior economy and send hordes of niggers with superior equipment at you

birds are for thinking man

dogs and cats are for faggots

As if those niggers would actually fight for France.
(Not like our own minorities would fight for Russia t b h)

Dvach cancer please fuck off.

It takes one nuclear nuke for all the France, dude.

>when you nut but she keeps sucking

>nuclear nuke

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>hordes of niggers with superior equipment
Like ww2 Germans, huh. The outcome is always the same.

>Within ten years, we shall have the means to kill 80 million Russians. I truly believe that one does not light-heartedly attack people who are able to kill 80 million Russians, even if one can kill 800 million French, that is if there were 800 million French.

>nuclear nuke
A new invention of Russian scientists?

LMAO your minorities have to be bribed and allowed autonomy to avoid WAR are you fucking kidding me?
Germany lost because you had a bigger economy, what a horrible fucking example, you're proving me right.
We have both superior technology and GDP
muh nukes

Please learn how to read
No need to be this buttblasted
>(Not like our own minorities would fight for Russia t b h)

I said that minorities in Russia would not fight for the goverment much like the blacks/arabs in France

>Germany lost because you had a bigger economy
No, but anyway.
>We have both superior technology and GDP
How good your economy will be after one bombers raid?

>Pidroshka

>Fight for your master as good slave
I wonder why...

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Cocks...

Finnish tomgirls...

Good enough to send all our nukes at you

I read correctly you are comparing our minorities who serve at the army all the time to your minorities who fight your army all the time
>No, but anyway
LOL what kind of fucked up historical revisionism is that?
>How good your economy will be after one bombers raid?
How good your economy is even without a bombing raid?

>people are having fun and bantering
>autistic dvacher gets triggered

youtube.com/watch?v=5CIn3SLyZXc
great russian aviation

Lolno. You never send nukes, weak eurofag. You love your life too much and you are pussy. You will never push the button.

Our minorities also serve in the army.

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>waaa don't be mean to russia :(
also the only dvacher here is you

Don't care, i could beat you up 1vs1 pussy

>How good your economy is even without a bombing raid?
Good enough to produce and sell nuclear reactors to China, s-400 to everyone and su aircrafts to half of the world.

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Wow you'd think your economy would be bigger than Italy's selling all that but its not
Funny uh?

>historical revisionism
What your French textbook say about why napoleon fucked up Russian campaign of 1812?

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>bigger
Your economy is 99% non-manufacturing services and 1% manufacturing potato chips.

Nothing worse than an autistic selfhating dvacher getting inbetween anons bantering. You're a tactless eyesore and dont belong on this site.

What does your textbook say about Russia getting pushed out of Europe by a country a fraction of its size that was fighting the entire world at the time?I'm guessing "LIES RUSSIA STRONK"
Your economy is oh wait you don't have an economy lol

basé
le meilleur oiseau du monde

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>no u
Also if Russia is so great, why don't you go back?

>What does your textbook say about Russia getting pushed out of Europe by a country a fraction of its size that was fighting the entire world at the time
Are you talking about Nazi Germany?

>Never heard about /pol /r9k /b
Whatever

Oh my god you are telling me Russia is so pathetic it happened TWICE? jesus that's embarrasing

Doesnt matter if it's great or not. You're entirely too autistic and underage to fit in here.

>You're entirely too autistic and underage to fit in here.

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>pushed out of Europe
Russian cossacks being actively pushed out of Europe by Parisian women in 1814.

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>it happened TWICE
Yeah, France lost to to Germany twice in 70 years. I agree, that's pretty pathetic.

>a country a fraction of its size
Pic related. Keep in mind that french population was mostly concetrated in Europe while Russia's was spread out all over the Empire.
As for Germany, in 1941 Nazis controlled the vast majority of Europe, including highly-developed areas, such as France, Czechoslovakia, benelux and some others, while the USSR was spread out across 1/6th of the world and had more underdeloped areas than developed and industrialized ones.

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t. dumb serboshit

>Countring colonials
>Counting occupied territories
>Implying France lost the world war
Jesus christ

>Kick snowniggers on their territory 50 years later
Really makes you think

why is every swissman I meet IRL sweet and charming but on Jow Forums they are stricter than gestapo officers?

>Implying France lost the world war
You lost ww2 TWICE

>You lost ww2 TWICE
What did he mean by this?

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but you must admit, even though they were defeated by germans, they were merely occupied. you russians surely got the sharper end of the nazi stick...

>Countring colonials
That's why I said "was MOSTLY concentrated"
>Counting occupied territories
Soldiers were drafted from there. Why can't I count them?
>>Implying France lost the world war
So the Thrid erpublic ceasing to exist, 60% of mainland France being occupied by Germany and having a puppet state installed in the south doesn't count as a loss?

Cuz he's using proxy or just retarded пидop-eбaный that somehow manage to ignore the fact that Russia is shit, also he's a foreigner patriot who loves his "country" from large distance.