/brit/ the fascist mindset edition

what is a ktv place

for me, it's the sovietic ekranoplan

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kill the virgin

inside the mindset of the average runt who donates to female streamers

dire, fucking dire, sums up life in 201X very well

never been to KTV and had KTV whores enter my room because I'm a classy individual
*necks a bottle of baijiu*

Karaoke in small personal rooms of between 5 and 20 people
popular in china and places with chinese immigrants

ketamine clubs

I have no daughter to dote upon so I find cute girls on twitch instead

The man will not kick the ball today.

Fatherhood is basically having a 24/7 twitch stream you can't unsub from

dont know sorry

just finished a positively disappointing kebab snack pack

crushed the ket but now half of it is stuck to the inside of the plastic bag lol

ok thanks

>places with chinese immigrants
aka the world
lol
*dabs respectfully*

>karaoke
hello fucking normie SCUM

Why the fuck he got a long snake-dick.

before i did it I was totally against the idea but once I did it once I couldn't stop

well meme'd
*dabs back at you*

>go outside
>happy couples
>large groups of teenagers having fun

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why i never go outside, last night was such a mistake

>large groups of teenagers
*avoids them at all costs*
Can never be too safe.

>teenage love and relationships
>tfw I will never know this feel

this and
>love and relationships in your 20s
>and in your 30s
>etc

youtube.com/watch?v=9g5ZEPI50yw

hope I dont see that twat Doug today

teenage love is a hollywood meme

neet toil over
2 weeks of no worries

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the virgino post

No its not. My mate found his soulmate in sixth form and they're still together in uni. They're probably getting married

no more toil after today lads

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cure for a hangover is brushing your teeth

25 years old and I'm considering swapping from tinder/bumble to eharmony of all things haha what am I like

how are the first 2 working out for you

most teenage "love" ends in 3 months

...

technically I have plenty of matches, but they're not the kind of people I'm looking for

Just got out of the shower and gave myself a look in the mirror. I would fuck me. My hair is looking spiffing as.
Unfortunately in 10 mins it will dry and I'll look like a balding freak

this
FOVF(fuck off virgin freak)

>technically
mmm

post dindins status: 400g weight gain

yes?

fatcunt

doesn't matter if it ends after 3 months. Having that experience early is important.

Why do normies love this weather so much? It's just being consistently uncomfortable 24/7

I hate it,

HATE IT

all 72.9kg of me

Women get their tits out innit

>kg
fuck off

Because you're inside a hot stuffy room you little virgin FREAK. Go outside and enjoy the sun it's much nicer outside in hot weather than in, especially if there's comfortable shade or swimming on offer.

FOY
O
Y

You know how all this reddit posts that you see on Jow Forums?
I'm the reason you see them.

>>kg
>fuck off

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you are serena williams' husband?

Stupid aussie bender thinks Brits use kg

this

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This is /brit/ and we'll use fucking imperial if we want to

Describe myself in 5 words: good sir, I am unique

But I've been out and drank outside the pub and sat in the back while eating my tea, that's it. I've had the sunny hot experience I just want normal weather back.

*power stance*

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babloos

slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/06/supreme-court-is-now-trumps-and-so-we-grieve-for-america.html?

BASED belgian hand collector

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is that period art

Tough shit lad it's gunna be a hot one. Personally I am going to have a BBQ every day. It's hot in Europe too.

boomer

yeh
why did you rape your sister

>eating my tea
umm...next time try drinking it sweaty xx

Ginsburg is 85, I know old Jewish women can live a very long time but if Trump wins re-election he's almost guaranteed a 3rd pick. He needs to pick them young as fuck.

FOY

erm... you dropped your hat mate x

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is it stingy to ask your mates to pay you back after a drugs sesh?

bit expensive innit

ummm..will only do so on my own accord sweaty, stop wasting pixels xx

ask to be paid back in drugs and you won't appear as stingy

The Australian Government has moved the threshold for paying back your HECS Debt from $56,000 to $45,000 whilst simultaneously rolling out tax cuts for high income earners.

To break down how devastating that is you can't look at it from the micro and macro perspective. $8 a week doesn't sound much if you earn $45,000 a year, but that $45,000 simply isn't a reality, it isn't expendable income, the $8 is a reality.

If you earn $45,000 after tax you've got about $38,000 going into your bank account throughout the year.

That's $730 going into your bank account a week.

Now take your deductions. Assuming this individual lives in a major city.

Rent - $250
Groceries - $150
Utilities - $25
Transport - $25
Phone/Internet - $25
Medical/Health Expenses - $20

You're left with $235 in your bank account that isn’t dedicated every single week to the basic necessities of life.

That isn't taking into account things like gym or sporting team memberships, social expenses or you know... Trying to get your savings on track.

Gym - $12.5
Social life - $50
Savings - $50

That's.... $122.50 left in the bank account which in all reality will be used on incidental expenses like replacing that pair of ripped jeans ($50-150), buying your mum that birthday present ($50-100) and paying that parking fine ($100).

So yeah that $8 matters. It matters a whole lot when your entire income goes towards scraping by.

The generation imposing these changes did not pay for their education, their wage growth matched growth in living expenses, they weren't raised in a housing crisis, they weren't living through a labor and automation revolution, they got their weekend penalty rates and they weren't labeled the entitled generation whenever they asked for a break.

Inter-generational political anger is important and now is the time for it. Get angry.

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but I'm the one who gets it all

fuck off abnormie

bet you were the cunt in school that did SHIT but claimed "im two smart fur et"

where the FUCK is Mueller with his investigation and where are the gazillion lawsuits that have been filed against Trump

Fascism copied "strong masculine figures" theme from Soviet union's socialist realism

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alcoholic

im smart but lazy

if you ask before you buy them it’s ok but not if you ask later

haha

just had 3 packs of oreos for breakfast(1 peanut butter, 1 mint and 1 double stuffed)

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off to toil lads

wonder if any of you will notice im even gone haha x

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Love how the white male who pushed the woman on the bridge has escaped punishment

white males 1
rest of society 283

We're catching up

no it didnt

Wow, England can unironically make it to the world cup final and it's pissing me off to think about

Literally the only possible difficult opponent they could face on their way to making the final is Spain

pics or gtfo

>It's just over 1% tax
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'M ON THE BREADLINE IN THE COUNTRY WITH THE HIGHEST MINIMUM WAGE IN THE WORLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

we will la x

need him in our enthnostate

They'll blunder against some unexpected foe.

Which group are you in? Oh wait