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The Jews are the good guys

I hate autists, you know what I mean?

only degenerates think the word degenerate is cringe

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Hmmm Sunshine sunshine sunshine
Sunshine when you're with me I can fly
Sunshine when you're with me I can fly
Every day I wonder why
Peace on earth?s so hard to find
Real peace begins inside
In our hearts and in our minds
Hearts and minds begin to see
That one and all means you and me
And what we know can set us free
Rearrange reality
Reality is what we know
We can change a river?s flow
Plant a seed, watch it grow
Build a shelter, build a home
Home is where my heart will stay
Even when I'm far away
Makes no difference what they say
As long as you will be my
Sunshine when you're with me I can fly
Sunshine when you're with me I can fly
When I'm feeling sad and low
And I'm not sure where to go
And all the good times that I've known
Have gone and left me all alone
All alone I?ll never be
Long as you are here with me
You're in everything I see
And everything I'm doing
*Trumpet solo*

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*the following reply is intended for the gent who posted about his mother not being able to afford nandos in the previous thread*

the other day i went to subway and my card didnt work and the guy was like yeah you can just pay us back and he let me go but i did come back and pay cos im not a dog

bent southern twat

sue

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spent all me pennies on the ponies again

nytimes.com/2018/06/28/world/middleeast/israel-convict-jewish-threats.html

Why would an Israeli threaten Jewish institutions in the US? hrmmmmmmm((()))

ASMR is the BIGGEST meme going

It shows how THIRSTY males can physically get, some of these runts donate THOUSANDS a month to these girls, absolute madness

>imagine the smell

not bent, not southern, and not a twat

Yeah was using it at some point thought it made me look cool, then the black British girlfriend was like "wow you really speak like a native speaker, you say I mean". In biritsh, it meant that you sound like a ridiculous yank impersonation and I got it. Never used it again. God bless her.

Llevallevame en tu bicicleta

Rather favorably, ho ho ho... mmmmmm

there is not a single 'down to earth' celebrity
no human is immune to the rot on the brain that even the slightest bit of fame causes

alan it's not hard to look like this when you're 4'7 you know, bet you weigh about 130lbs soaking wet, could literally OHP you for reps

sue and her best mate pue noshed me willy round the back of the subway in cardiff yesterday

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Ah yes a general for mentally disturbed monolinguals. We certainly need a general to discuss our stream of consciousness twattery. Oh, and we're British too.

boobs too big

GentleWhispering (pretty much the original one) left her husband after she started making so much. Bet he regrets letting his Russian mail order wife on the computer now.

Fancy a chinky

janny WONT be pleased

I listen to it as white noise while I do other things. Can't stand silence these days.

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Only fat phenotype that I could possibly date seriously. This is what rubenesque means.

qué

Categorically false
Many would-be celebrities avoid the spotlight for this reason

Keanu

just hid this grotesque image

Forget it, Jake. It's Manginatown.

mad how some attractive girls manage to make literally thousands from whispering into a mic and yet there are 10/10 Russian 18 year olds doing 0% pussy 15 man DAP piss rim gangbangs for £300

would succ on those t b h

xd

HAVE IT!!!

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Greeks are better than other humans

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going to "dont care" post some runt within the next 5 minutes

he will be seething when he sees my dont care under his post

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8

the lad who wrote this song is schizo

what are you doing no stop aaauuuuuuuuuugghhhh

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not feeling this england team
it's only kane who looks like he cares

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJDFJKSJKGJKSFJJSGJKSGFJFGJJGSJJFG

*towers over you as I blind you with my shining balding head*
hello there

dont care

good lad

easy path to the semis.

>19 turt outfits that men should never wear

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Lost my phone this morning lads :(. Think some Paki must've picked it up because it hasn't been handed in anywhere despite my uni ID being inside the case

P.S. Poo willy

>I found this weird at the time and was curious to find out why
Ah yes yes yeah indeed

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Watching movies constitutes my main social interaction each day

easy path to the semen

I bet you'll sell me a comb too you shameless Oliebol

t. never been to Greece

Greece somehow manages to combine Romanian-tier poverty and incompetence, Western European arrogance and somehow has the worst and ugliest people of all.

Mate, if tha posts this chuffing chinky one more time I'll fucking leather thee

Grim, this happened to me. Sorry la

said a dont care

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after the coming reptilian war, the survivors will be made slaves, shipped off to fight proxy wars on distant planets

want to socialise, but don't like people much
you get yeah?

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if someone's speaking casually it's fine

If you have a leather backpack, then you can wear it with a suit.

Does anyone even wear a suit though? I work in a legal office, and just do a bomber jacket in Summer, and a coat in Winter.

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the women are okay on average, lots of curly dark haired qties with narrow faces and light eyes

jordan peterson absolutely demolishes marks and spencers meal deal

looking thick, solid, tight la

why are extremists always thinking about a hypothetical conflict that'll never happen in the future

how come when a black man does something stupid it's because he's black but when a white man does something stupid it's not because he's white

first girl i kissed had dark curly hair

>the royal commission found that all but 6.2 per cent of the 6875 survivors who attended its private sessions were abused by a male
Why do statistics keep peddling this sexist crap about men committing more child sexual abuse than women?

Cheers la and welcome to the thread. Check out my other post And let me know what you think

why are conformists always thinking about a hypothetical completely peaceful future that’ll never happen

it's the other way around amte

because they do.

men have more to gain from spreading their willy milk.

women cant do that

Thanks for you condolences, Jorge. It could've been worse; I went and deleted all the gf's rude pictures weeks ago from paranoia of something like this happening

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im blind to race

First girl I kissed was a bitch. Afterwards I kept her on a tight leash and gave her tummy rubs.

listening to ravi shankar. truly an inidan summer.

I have been mentally scarred by a severe lack of pussy

Shoot for the stars you may reach the moon. If Padraig Pearse didn't dream of a hypothetical peaceful future for Ireland you'd be posting with an Union jack

no one says that

Colombia then Sweden/Switzerland, or Japan Brazil/Mexico

Not seeing it really. Shown ourselves as cowards with a negative mentality who are shit scared of the big boys.

What do you call someone from Yorkshire?
(serious answers only please)

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND ME USED TO SPEND

THE WHOLE GOD DAMNED DAY IN BED

it's always "ugh why pe po baka"

no you're not
you're just trying to mentally overcome all of your primal instincts because you're a weirdo cosmopolitan londoner freak

blue board

pearse didn't wish for this future
and anyway he wrote before that a nation who views bloodshed as the worst possibility is a nation that's lost its manhood

Yorkshireman

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