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100 because i don't need the 200

If only he was the local sheriff, you could give rides to black voters and tell them about how he killed your dog causing him to lose, and then you'd eventually get elected to the Senate and arm the Mujahedeen against the Soviet invasion.

don't know why small countries even pretend to be independent these days

But the cause will live on.

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wish I could kill all yanks and aussies

She needs to wipe that yogurt off herself and put on a fresh shirt.

Boomers must fucking hang

virgin freak video game enthusiast

What do you think Australia is?

just back from the barbers
look like a right nutter haha
better than before though
"5 on top and 3 for the back and sides" i said
won't need another haircut for 6 months wahey

Why on Earth would anyone in Ireland trade through some bizarre Scottish waterway in 2018?

afraid my parents might hear me giggling to myself in my room and think im crying from sadness

a small country?

>somebody will end up marrying that vile slut

sons crying in sadness AGAIN

>and nobody will marry you

Saves sailing around Scotland, silly.

just go HAHAHAHA like that
then she'll know you're laughing
or she'll have you committed

Well at least you have a sense of perspective.

BIG fan

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Just do a joker laugh

She’s gonna freak

tbf that's the sort of thing i could see myself doing to my old neighbour's dogs

Replying to @IainRWhite
Yes indeed #indyref will see Scotland increase its economy and wealth. How long before a English car factory closes and moves to Scotland? #EU much bigger market than a little separatist England.

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>porn

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Wish I grew up in a middle class English southern town

Omg so true!!!

*remembers that time I blacked out and put out a cigarette on my ex*

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don't know why you assumed i didn't

This, but unironically.

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alri stay at home lad how you doin son?

Found blood in my poo today lads, this is how it ends

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I’m depressed

Go see a doctor ye daft cunt.

overly impulsive hedonistic runt

honestly there's no good reason for anyone to have their hair past their shoulders

this is the memory i was laughing at by the way lads. i was in the back of a car driving with 2 mates and we were driving down this road and we drove past a few kids running down the road and about 100 maybe 150 metres ahead there was a football rolling down the road and when we got close to it i said to stop the car so we did and i hopped out and ran up to the ball and at this point i was already crying from laughter and i heard one of the kids yell out "thank you" because they thought i was gonna kick it back to them but i booted it as hard as i could away from them then hopped in the car and we drove off. every time i remember it i giggle like an girl until i cry

schizophrenic freak

but i might have to have finger up my bum

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y6EyDR0ChYw

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People have a tendency to be kinda dumb around here.

might ask my mate if I can shag his gf

haha do scotland still think we'd let them in

A Chinese tributary

Hemorrhoids. Stop eating beef.

youtu.be/aLMU_84BLLM

I don't actually eat much beef, mostly eat chicken

You definitely will but it's nearly certainly haemorroids or however thats spelled

stop posting this grim 2004-tier shit

he would be a shitty mate if he didn't let you tbf

is stage hypnotism a real thing?
do people completely surrender free will because someone snaps their fingers and says sleep

The Germans and French love us, everyone else's opinion is irrelevant.

If it's bright red it's probably just haemorrhoids or anal tearing. Eat more fibre and have a more regular diet.

If it's dark red/black and in your stool then you it's higher in the intestinal tract and you should see a doctor.

OH HEAVEN FORBID THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE A FEW PERSONAL SPACE SACRIFICES FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL FUCKING WELL-BEING JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING MELT

>Boss, we need to relocate automotive manufacturing from the UK to a new European location
>Let's see the shortlist
>We are looking at Germany or Scotland
>Scotland it is.

Will never happen for any mass produced vehicle.

would like a gf
would like to lie in the park with my gf

Hans the poo expert with the poo advice.

every single country has to accept you how do you think eastern european 2nd world shitholes will feel about yet another leech in the fray

quints?

Why?

And why are you so fixated on the automotive industry. There's going to be all manner of firms fleeing Brexit.

...

que sera sera

Complete gibberish. What a waste.

>hmm, should we just force italy and greece to handle millions of immigrants?
>ah, no, let's spread the issue out across the EU so that it's less of a burden for all of us

meanwhile in rorke's head
>da jooz are replacing us huwyte people and ohhh it's a genocide!!!!!

>And why are you so fixated on the automotive industry.
The tweet literally mentioned the car industry specifically lmao also
>automotive industry
porridge wogs really are yanks aren't they haha

dont bully

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learn to count please 555555 is sexts

i dont get sexts im a counting virgin

No it didn't. It mentioned financial services.

nobody move there's blood on the floor, and i can't find my heart

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post the webm

how do I shag rich chinese students

is there some chinese app I can meet them on

got my first fortnite win tonight with all the lads playing squads

A year ago I was 6’0 at 14 stone with quite a bit of muscle. I could lift a lot of weight. Nowadays I have no appetite or motivation to eat or go to the gym. I can rarely muster the energy to get out of bed, I just about show up for work and that’s it. On my days off I lie in bed, drink and weep.

thoughts on festivals and making memories?

Q. What’s jerry?
A. Something a chinaman spreads on his toast

Just be yourself

In my experience you just got to know a guy and hope he introduces you. If you don't speak Chinese, it's an uphill battle.

Guns
Black people
Donald Trump
Soccer

I forgot to mention I’m 11 stone now. I’ve lost 3 stone through depression. Every day I watch my body decay.

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I want Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.

Have you tried being yourself?

zitto animale

is there not a chinese tinder

Depression is a lazy man's disease.

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daisy

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based I love capitalism :)
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ta la ur a *

So are you little england cucks finally beginning to regret your little tantrum? Not even the US will save you because they're France's best ally now, not yours.
Enjoy literally every company pulling out. But hey, at least you have blue passports and all those scary European muslims gone. HAHAHAAHA

i think you have the wrong number, who's speaking?