/brit/ chad rap edition

haha thats just it isnt it mate

had some food on etihad the other day and was pleasantly surprised at how nice it was

I remember during lunch at school we were playing footie in the park and some pikeys rolled a ball down the hill towards us and a neek went and booted it turns out it was a bowling ball and he shattered his foot hahaha still in bits thinking about it hahaha fkng mug

Best countryside village?

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i like how everything is neatly packaged in individual servings

my face is an acquired taste

am i misunderstanding the english or are you suggesting being a drug dealer is more middle class than you are currently?

it's great
get to keep my bread roll and butter for later

i miss having a clean arsehole

didn't happen

Definite arab. No white person would enjoy arab airline's food it's vile.

hate flying

wish i could just tp in real life

can i get an encore... do u want more?

HYPER HYPER

I want a global high speed rail network

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For me, it's Llanberis

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you know exactly what this image is.

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Is the mda leaf still in?

how are you doing lad

Not gona lie Im a bit worried about ya haha (no homo)

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No, I think women are put off because my social circle are all working class but I’m not. I come from a good family and generally avoid runt behaviour.

Business idea: ingest psyllium husk for solid poos

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Okay, this is epic. (unironically)

business idea: gain the monopoly on psyllium husks and charge a premium

this is loss innit

should I do a 25ug or 100ug hike lads

He basically does on some tracks.

gfs coming over tonight and I've already had 2 wanks

>global
fuck off globalist

ingest xanax once you board the plane, it will be like u teleported to the destination

aware

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Oh you're saying your mates put the women off you? I thought you meant your mates were stealing all the women

Jewish girls evolved to seduce Aryan men. Don't be fooled.

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any manlet man(let) in

rather shoot myself than consume xanax xx

xanax is good

no I'm 5 11

what's xanax again

just got confused with what is real

drug

>evolved
yeah

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eating a cornetto
going to watch spirited away now

It was HIS turn

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anyone under 6' is a manlet
welcome brother

anti anxiety

you mean he rhymes like all musicians

Ok genuine question for the men with functioning penises

I assume most guys last longer when they wank, but I think Im weird as fuck where Im more sensitive and cum quicker with each nut. My gf fully knows this and turns into a succubi each time we fug

not sure how to feel about this

i know that mickey

but what kind

what's xanax again

>invite the gf round
>little brother has left his lego out everywhere
>mum was in the middle of making spagbol
>have to keep my door open or dad will shout

ever had any comments on your height

jewish americans have the lowest birthrate of any ethnic group
they're a dieing breed

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5’10 and proud

that sounds amazing

Alprozolam...?

day 1 of no fap status: failed

No wonder you haven't got a gf, sitting in your room all day watching them Chinese cartoons of yours. I tell ya when I was young the ladies were chasin after me.
*cracks open can of beer*
I bet I still got a couple of tricks up my sleeve

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wish i had a functioning penis

Never taken drugs in my life.

once stood back to back with another man to compare heights because we were roughly the same and our bum cheeks touched for a second

still feel indecent when i think about it

sad

is google.au broke?

wow you're so cool

this could have been me, but then i went and fucked it all up by not being a virgin freak

sue

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thats not the website lad fucking hell

same

why are people weird about prostitution

there's no question in that post you monged out druggie prick

laugh to myself while reading Jow Forums all the time
family must think im a weirdo

Any War Thunder man in

youtu.be/K_9tX4eHztY?t=31
this is rapping m8

feels like everyone here has a gf except for me

and maybe the lad whos 5'2''

Sometimes I talk to myself like I'm being interviewed

is it 3rd world to sit on the 2+ meter brick divider from your house and the road to have a cheeky smoke
I can clearly see into my neighbor's yards and they might not like it
view is pretty peng in a comfy way though

i don't have a gf either

not I

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same and im including alcohol

PTSD (post toil stress disorder)

dont care

>i have a gf!

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5ft 10 and above is fine

make videos with my mates everytime my mates and I go out
got loads of us getting with girls

i often larp about having a gf just to rile up the runts

I have a bf because men don't mind if I'm a manlet

yeah a few

i want you to sign up for dry july
for me

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do that in my head all the time
not out loud tho

just slammed the door to my room because mum told me to get a job? how about you get a life and stop harassing me you stupid hag

rather you not having told me

there are no gay people on brit