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>ywn yellow a white woman
why even live

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boomer

>cyberpunk

HAHAHHAAH U FEDORA TIPPING LITTLE BELLEND GTFO HAHHAA

Any toilet bog poo man in?

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good game
prefer saints row 2 myself

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i'm in there lads

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should I spend the summer getting a job or should I study to prepare for next year at uni
lads

The pint slag gf

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why do people keep spamming this game, are you actually getting paid?

>wh*Te "women"
enjoy being cucked in the name of "feminism"

weird to think that there's so many underage posters in this thread right now

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yeah haha even have the 'stache

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don't post my girlfriend here ok

thinking of doing something intellectual tonight

dunno what

nah it's a piece of shit game but i play it for her

going to tilted towers, anyone want owt?

my eye

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>>wh*Te "women"
>enjoy being cucked in the name of "feminism"

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I look like Don Draper (Dick Whitman) in my new hat.

dunno why there isn't an open-world harry potter rpg but a phone game just sounds boring

Lovely bit of crumpet

>I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

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never have I ever wanted to punch a woman this badly

caramac and a lilt
10 grams amber leaf
fiver on the leccy key

why are yanks such bootlickers

idk m8 a mobile game could've been good but they botched the fuck out of it this time

any scumbag man in?

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im no angel but i can learn

now post your jap's eye

anyone knows the code for 4chanx that hides the generals?

in my experience I've met more Brits than yanks who suck up to authority and the state

wtf she's so good looking as well

parents are making me go to a housewarming at the new neighbours

Life's tough

Ate a capsule in the second attempt and family clapped

might meet some fanny

Struggling to not fap to Blacked right now

Genuinely peng vid up on spankbang

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Can pick working class people out by headshot alone

daisy

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some day us NEETs will be free

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>housewarming with neighbours
tell me you lads don't actually do this
i thought this was just a yankistani thing from tv

she's such a bellend

guys was i born in the wrong world? am i living in a big dick loving world?

looks like it burrows in the ground

it will all be old people

she does nothing of the sort

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wants to be an intellectual
wants a director like
>mark romanek
fucking howling. Fucking psueds

The reformulated Irn Bru is fucking ghastly

>been at home for over an hour and done nothing but eat
>still about 3 hours before I can go to sleep

What am i supposed to be doing during these hours?

Thoughts?

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she's like an attractive female version of the stereotypical Reddit fedora character

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Irn Bru was always ghastly

>not stockpiling original receipe

pooing at this post

dumb phoneposter
fuck off

i smoke backwoods and dutchies you can't touch me

is that sophie?

how do i hide all generals? help please.

god can you just fuck off with this shit I don't care if it's ironic

>Ah, you must be user. Your mum said you might be popping by! So where do you work user? What do you do for fun?
*entire room falls silent in anticipation of your response*

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play fortnite

this woman is literally divorcing her rich powerful husband to be with me lads
i can't wait to make her feel wanted and happy again
i'm ready to dedicate my life to helping her

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my dick is 7.4 inches and VERY girthy and it fills my heart with joy every time i think about it

use Jow Forums through this www.reddit.com/r/Jow Forums

>you should be finished with uni by now
>where did you go?

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Oi.

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the gf says I look a bit like a monkey which is very depressing as I don't want to be compared to a nigger

you should do at least 50 if you're a beginner

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I wish I was the type of person who enjoyed going to to gigs

brother's wedding in august
am bricking it

could have done 50 but i have toil in an hour
can't use myself up before then

stop larping

started keeping old /brit/s open in other tabs to track my progress through the day

currently on my ninth thread

you might get some clunge

post you are soapfu

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panic attack inducing

wish we lived in the middle ages so I could become a monk and bum about doing fuck all

accidentally just ate poo off my fingers

would prefer to go completely unseen

would be boring without the internet
you'd have to socialise with all the old homosexuals looking to bum you

why are video games so shit now
feel like they add so much stuff but i feel so limited when i'm playing them

does anyone have any good answers for this?