It's the weekend thread!
/ausnz/
Jaxson Harris
Ryan Kelly
Yay for weekend!
Dylan Sullivan
>ywn be dominated by swede-kun
Jeremiah Brooks
>I can make that happen
do it, once you show me who's boss, i'll be your obedient little slut
Tyler Wright
cricket > gay erp
Prove me wrong.
Logan White
Looks like I have two sluts that want me to dominate them.. Maybe I could have you both at once..
Cricket doesn't give me a hardon, but gay erp does.
Christopher Garcia
Lewd.
Daniel Stewart
I can lie inbetween you two, you'll dwarf me but it'll be fun
Jace Thompson
You can join in on the action so you don't feel left out
You will have two cocks to play with then
Thomas Phillips
I am staying loyal for a special someone Swede-kun.
Daniel Sanders
It will be warm and comfy for everyone
Aaron Green
I can respect that
It will the warmest and comfiest for you! You will be squeezed tightly between two tall bois, feeling the body warmth of both us
Brody Cruz
Will there be balls?
Anthony Perry
I won't mind watching it tho.
Lucas Carter
>It will the warmest and comfiest for you! You will be squeezed tightly between two tall bois, feeling the body warmth of both us
umm sweetie
Gavin Johnson
Yes, and lots of fondling.
That can be arranged, if you get too cold you are welcome in joining us, we wont get sexual with you if you don't want to
David Jenkins
Remember to hide cricket posts.
Camden Sullivan
Lovely pink balls, I hope.
Charles Garcia
Two big bois also... cute
>meanwhile hungary watches lustfully from the closet
Josiah Roberts
That is nice of you Swede-kun!
Yup.
Aaron Wood
less cuddling more choking
Ian Kelly
I am gonna have to do you so dirty I don't even want kiwi or hungarianon to witness it..
Adam Young
I'd definitely go into a lot more detail, but it might be too much for the thread.
Isaiah Cruz
Goodbye friends, got to go for now. I will think of you all
Adrian Smith
Keep us entertained.
Camden Cox
You gonna commit you some sewercide?
Lucas Harris
Cya m8
Kayden Campbell
Landon Harris
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Evan Smith
need a big aussie benis in my bum tbqhfampais
Nathan Phillips
Heyo Argie.
Austin Collins
hiiii desu
Christopher Collins
Hello!
Chase Clark
hello
how are you
Evan Russell
Hows the day treating you?
Jackson Myers
Just fine, what about you?
Wyatt Powell
it's been good so far, recently got home from work
what about you
Noah Cook
I am actually getting sleepy so I better tuck myself in bed. Good night everyone!
Nolan Richardson
Why are you all such ERP fucking losers?
Any Aussies ITT are pathetic and I'd beat you up
Xavier Taylor
>Any Aussies ITT
Jason Rivera
good night
Jayden Green
that goes for the rest of you pathetic weebs too
Jordan Evans
Just chilling in bed, had a shower not too long ago.
Enjoying my Saturday.
Bigboi.
Owen Sanders
Poo peeland btfo
Aaron Ortiz
Got 100% on my programming assignment
Means I got 100% in that class.
Feels good man
Jacob Cox
good job, don't hack my pc pls
Owen Collins
Programming isn't hacking. All I did was make a windows application.
Eli Myers
it was a bad attempt at a joke
Levi Martinez
Now you can try to get 100% on your cricket assignment.
Charles Hernandez
Well done matey.
Cooper Parker
Winnipeg def. Montreal by 46 runs.
Thomas Nelson
*crickets chirping*
Isaac Green
Lincoln Morris
Why can't I move to New Zealand?
Aaron Cox
Careful this doesn't happen to you when you're at bat lads.
Jaxon Robinson
Because I bloody well said so.
Ian Wilson
Today I square drove another useless thing.
Aaron Fisher
We're full
Charles Ross
Because you're moving to Australia.
Christian Foster
Europe is asleep, post cricket memes.
Blake Stewart
I refuse, baby
Gabriel Harris
Even if I post Ms. Perflat herself?
Chase Phillips
You can't jive me, man, don't even try
Jose James
I admit she is a bit of a butterface.
Cameron Davis
Yeah man, not really anything noteworthy
Dylan Roberts
If I'm Scottish will South Island give refugee status to me?
Tyler Ramirez
Depends on how well you play cricket.
In all seriousness, NZ is a unitary government. There is no federalism and as such no significant difference in law between south island and anywhere else in NZ.
Zachary Russell
Based Holly lads.
Daniel Hall
Anthony Harris
There are bois here cuter than her.
Xavier Perry
The 'bul would tend to disagree with you.
Aaron Miller
LOVE Santner's action.
Aiden Baker
Aright everyone i'm back. Want to cry
Kevin Garcia
You talk to grandpa about the cricket lad?
Did you tell him pukana?
Aaron Robinson
no.
Landon Murphy
pukana bleh
Hudson Foster
I am ready.
Benjamin Torres
That sucks! You can cry if you feel like it, it will make you feel better afterwards
Jayden Morales
I'd recommend against crying though. There's no crying in cricket.
Ayden Johnson
Back from what?
Matthew Walker
Probably back from the cricket.
Jonathan Scott
I would like that
Vistiting my grandfather with cancer. It's gotten so bad he can't even hold a conversation.
fuck cancer
Matthew Lopez
delet this
Carter Myers
That's sad. My ex's daughter died of cancer. She was diagnosed just before her 5th birthday and passed when she was 7.
Hunter Taylor
I just can't imagine what he's going through right now, especially knowing that his time is numbered
Wyatt Taylor
I feel like for me, the initial period after getting the terminal diagnosis would be freeing in a way. But in the late stages I'd just want someone to boot me up with diazepam and morphine so I can just sleep froever without pain.
Ryan Taylor
>diazepam
my god he had a lot of it. around 14 bottles of it with 50 pills each, and an assorted array of strong sleeping pills and painkillers
Camden Wood
You should take a bottle when he passes. It'll help you get through it.
Jace Davis
Sorry lad, it’s hard to watch loved ones go. Shan’t be making a cricket gag here out of respect for gramps.
If he’s on meds/in hospice care he doesn’t feel it or really think about it much. As you said, he’s not conversant. When I lost my grandfather he was at that point, and in many ways I realized later that the impact of losing him came long before his actual death.
Caleb Hall
>I'd just want someone to boot me up with diazepam and morphine so I can just sleep froever without pain.
I want this all the time, but I know it wont do me any good
Juan Morgan
Play some cricket then, it’s as good.
Justin Green
>the impact of losing him came long before his actual death.
That happened with my ex's daughter. She lived for 2 and a half years after her diagnosis so we grieved so much over that time that it was almost a relief that she didn't have to deal with her symtpoms anymore when she passed and could be at peace.
Easton Flores
I was thinking of doing that considering he has enough for the next year. I felt like a cunt for thinking that though
He's doing everything he can to keep out of hospice care. He can't even read or use the remote anymore but he wont accept it
John Myers
>I was thinking of doing that considering he has enough for the next year. I felt like a cunt for thinking that though
They'll just be thrown out anyway.
Anthony Ross
>be western cunt
>jump through more hoops than a dolphin to move to europe
>be shitskin
>throw away passport and hop on a boat and get free welfare, housing and jobs (if you even feel like working)
haha wow!
Benjamin Jones
Seems like you could use a hug. I was never really close to my grandparent that has developed dementia to the point where he walks past me without knowing its me or saying hey.
David Ramirez
I think you got the wrong thread. We only take 750 refugees a year and Australia puts theirs in concentration camps.
James Wright
This is the same reason why immigration to the USA is mostly mexicans and other illegals.
It's way too hard for people to go the legal way
Landon Barnes
>and Australia puts theirs in concentration camps
went to the city a few months ago (brisbane)
nearly every single person wasn't white
Logan Murphy
I think i'll do that when he finally goes into hospice. god knows i'll need them.
he also has triazolam, which i would throw right out. It's too powerful a benzo and i'm too stupid of a person
*hugs*