/cum/

>it's another summer with no gf

tfw no super mutant gf to berate for taking the bunny slope

>tfw no med gf

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gf sent me this, glad to see shes enjoying herself :)

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looks like she has flour on her face, still cute tho

gf sent me this

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I want a Latina gf like that

gf just sent me this

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gf just sent me this, glad she enjoys her fans so much :)

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me on the right

me on the left

incredibly rude to say, leonel

Bf just sent me this

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_(weapon)

>A BBC reporter describes its effects as follows:
>“Imagine the worst, most foul thing you have ever smelled. An overpowering mix of rotting meat, old socks that haven’t been washed for weeks – topped off with the pungent waft of an open sewer. . .Imagine being covered in the stuff as it is liberally sprayed from a water cannon. Then imagine not being able to get rid of the stench for at least three days, no matter how often you try to scrub yourself clean.”[8]
>A reporter for Reuters described its effect in the following words:
>Imagine taking a chunk of rotting corpse from a stagnant sewer, placing it in a blender and spraying the filthy liquid in your face. Your gag reflex goes off the charts and you can't escape, because the nauseating stench persists for days.[4]
>However, when tested in India, the product failed miserably:
>We used it on a captive crowd consisting of CRPF personnel and general public. But they managed to tolerate the smell without much difficulty. [...] Those who can ignore [the] smell can drink the liquid also. [9]

why does soccer seem to have more of this type of shit than any other type of sport

bitch niggas

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if you have a gf would you be expected to literally sleep with her
I can't imagine sharing my bed with someone else

cuddling is top tier comfy though

oh MAN you've got to try this sandwich

cuddling sure, but what about when I actually want to doze off

Spoon her. I can't sleep comfortably without either spooning someone or a pillow after my first gf.

>Excessive Heat Warning

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How many showers do you guys take per week

am sad about the direction our country is going in

7-9

2-3

6 or 7, rarely 5

gross

showering every day is a waste of money and is propagated by the jewish-run water industry

wake up sheeple

stinky shit

monday - shower
tuesday - no
wednsday - no
thursday - shower
friday - no
satuday - no
sunday - shower

literally nothing wrong with that

jesus christ

you smell like ass

I didn’t get a pic of the leafs but I think I may possibly be training with their anti armor section next week.
My base is /cum/.

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are you a plumber? is that why you need to shower everyday?

about every other day, maybe a bit more if I went to the gym

disgusting

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whatever merman, don't forget to hydrate yourself before bed so you don't dry out

>whatever merman, don't forget to hydrate yourself before bed so you don't dry out

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>I don’t shower once a day

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Thinking about taking a cold shower

I saw a rabbit in my front yard a couple minutes ago.

aww how cute
I saw 2 rabbits crossings some train tracks the other day

saw a dead deer on my drive home
it's mouth was bloody

dear white people,
why you always say you got one black amigo
let me guess if does he know that you say words like "negro"

youtube.com/watch?v=G4FUjD_N8YU

country rooooad

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Take me home

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what the fuck does stan mean

land

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>let me guess if does he know

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have the anarchist kpop trannies been messing with you too?

lol what are you doing in mexico
they don't got no oil

Jews own the media

very true

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They’re here along with the leafs to train with us for a little

I'm tired of seeing niggers every time I go outside

Are you going to something about it, wh*teboi?

Move to a nicer place then

based doggo

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I actually own the media :) AMA

Like Canada?

Like Brazil

like namibia

like nigeria

someone post latinas in bikinis so I can post them to /s/ and make a thread

we tired of seeing YOU

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yummyz

i love my cat

I want negro pussy

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Who are you guys gonna elect for president next?

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ruhn paul or the zodiac killer hopefully

me all the way to the right

Your flag is fucking ugly

Oprah

An Asian

>elect the zodiac killer
>he reveals himself
>arrest him
>he's the president in jail

Wow much dead

yeezy 2020

Give me your healthpack

No

go drink some beer and cheese soup you retard lmao

Dead thread

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I like to think that sober life is okay, but I only come to that conclusion when I'm drunk or high

deep

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time to get drunk

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youtu.be/4Kc4Np1rdPc