I’m messaging this french girl and have no idea what to respond someone give me a line

I’m messaging this french girl and have no idea what to respond someone give me a line

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Did you even like XXXTentacion? If not, no use to force yourself to speak about him because you'll just come off as awkward.

Yes but I literally don’t know a word of french and she apparently doesn’t speak English

Or just send her this: youtu.be/iAeYPfrXwk4 and make a comment about it or smth

Putain de merde, suce mon con

I wasn't aware Telus (Canadian telecom) operated in the US.

Man, she has a shit orhography

"youtu.be/iAeYPfrXwk4
C'est fou qu'il ait prédit sa propre mort dans son clip..."

Say that to her :

J'ai pleuré quand j'ai vu qu'il était mort

I’m in Quebec City going hiking in Gaspésie tomorrow but apparently I still have an American ip

Fucking shame my shitposting ability combined with a leaf would be amazing

Just say "Oui jtai sad. Voulezvous xxxtentacion et se détendre avec moi?"

Say XXXtinct was a dumb nigger and you’re glad he’s dead

What now niggers

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG D'ORDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURES

that definitely does not translate the same way Piere

"Il parait qu'il avait voulu mettre une fourche pour barbuc dans la chatte de sa copine."

Then 20 sec later :
"Ca t'excite?"

Just reply her honhohonhohnhohohohohn

Ove ma spati'e jus ta'ae fi ma bael. Cu rien je es't eme.

A bit ppetic, but she'll love it

What’s does it mean

It means the spaces I have left have always lacked you. And the spaces I come into only hold the promise of you (it doesn't say wheter that promise is true or not, thus the poetry). Also it sounds like I love you so romantic

Just send a dick pic, it always work for me.

Is that how the argies do it?

Yeah, it's the universal language that needs no translation.

You can share what you would like to say to her, I'll translate.

>Ove ma spati'e jus ta'ae fi ma bael. Cu rien je es't eme.

Is this how french looks like to a non speaker?

actually this is the type of guys that are slowly convincing me to become a lesbian, don't send nudes without a request unless you want to give the impression that you are a sex offender

gordo virgen vos sos los que si no te respondemos la foto de la pija nos empezás a decir que somos unas putas de mierda. puto

lol

This, please don’t send nudes unless requested

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Ooui, conechet vheule shpaz jouqaoieyn

she is gonna devastate you
you're in for a treat

god shut the fuck up

>meet her
>can't speak any french

you've really thought this through

>t.incel

not a virgin just don't like women having to reveal themselves on here simple as that

Shut up bitch, if you are on tinder is because you want the dick stop pretending you're not a whore.
Mostra las tetas o andate a la mierda.

chupame el orto gordo teton

Matched with this frog qt last night

How do I convince her to take my Celtic seed?

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>le reddit word
God i fucking hate roasties.

Actually lots of girls go on there for long term relationships

Once I impress her with my french I’ll ask her to speak in English it’s a foolproof plan

Aren't you 2 just one guy?

Also say good night to me in french please, I need to sleep

This is the kind of attitude that keeps women away, send a nude without request, but I would not risk starting a conversation like that..

Ok, sos de capital? Tenes pene femenino por lo menos?
>tinder
>not a whore
Pick one

:)
did you find yours there?

Bonne nuit.

Bonne nuit

post hi-res pics of your pussy and asshole

Me and friends go on tinder dates where the only thing that happens are a kiss. My friend met her current bf through Tinder. Maybe in your countries, Tinder is only used for one night stands.

>This is the kind of attitude that keeps women away

Sex ratio is not in your favor : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_sex_ratio

You better start adapting a bit more if you don't want to die alone.

>my friend
>roastie
>thinks tinder isn't for whores
This right here, this is the kind of sub-humans that post on this board.

Why are you so mad?

Because you come and shit up this fucking website just like you do everything else, hope you get raped and murdered.

That’s a bit extreme but ok

plant your yellow seed in her and help end the white race

They can probably just use dildos or turn lesbian, it's not the same for them like for us dudes

yeah thats because they live longer in young people theres more men than women

>Quebec City
eyy fellow amerimutt

eh salope suce ma bite wallah

Wait is she from quebec? the fuck don't call her french then

>admitting to crying
You lost, she's now only sticking around out of politeness.