/balk/ - Balkan thread

You're dangerously close to yurtniggers

oy vey, it's like da 6th century all ova agen

no I mean nuke krasnoyarsk
1 million population no proper stadium to watch football
maybe I want to look at brown people tourists as well but no we don't deserve a stadium literally 0 money invested in this shithole
>2018
>over 1 mil pop
>no metro
>no bike paths
>1 proper mall that is worth visiting
>chernobyl outside of city center

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>no bike paths
Clark
Get the cluster bombs

Total students:

Bitola: 7494
Chair: 7413

Compare from 2002 census:
-Bitola, second biggest muncipality near 100k pop
-Cair, 64k pop.

Southern and Easter cities are dying.
Also, Cair would had even more if not lots of them not registering in Butel.

Butel

according to the census2002:

Macedonians: 22.506
Albanians: 9.107

Primary School Students 2014/2015:

Macedonians: 1.950
Albanians: 2.396

what are you trying to prove with those endless comparisons

Here is some interesting things to look at for that maqekar that said Albanians will never be more than 50% with all that immigration, but look at this.
Immigration from Shkup is really low, and its surrounding areas.

By list from 2002:

Total: 471,518

Macedonians: 336,981 = 71.46%
Albanians: 71,483 = 15.16%
Roma: 23,202 = 4.92%
Serbs: 14,280 = 3.02%
Turks: 8,550 = 1.81%
Bosniaks: 6,465 = 1.37%
Votes: 2,557 = 0.54%
Other: 8,000 = 1.69 %
Pupils in Primary Schools

2006/2007

Total: 49,762

Macedonians: 29,888 = 60.06%

Albanians: 12,050 = 24.21%

Roma: 4,372 = 8.78%

Turks: 1,234 = 2.47%

Bosniaks: 623 = 1.25%

Serbs: 615 = 1.23%

Votes: 58 = 0.11%

Other: 615 = 1.23 %

Did not plead: 2
2012/2013

Total: 47,804

Macedonians: 28,825 = 60.29%

Albanians: 11,955 = 25.0%

Roma: 4,368 = 9.13%

Turks: 1,087 = 2.27%

Bosniaks: 808 = 1.69%

Serbs: 393 = 0.82%

Votes: 55 = 0.11%

Others: 333 = 0.69 %

Unknown: 11
2013/2014

Total: 47,577

Macedonians: 28,919 = 60.78%

Albanians: 11,927 = 25.06%

Roma: 4,228 = 8.88%

Turks: 1,078 = 2.26%

Bosniaks: 698 = 1.46%

Serbs: 316 = 0.66%

Votes: 67 = 0.14%

Other: 344 = 0.72 %
2014/2015

Total: 48,694

Macedonians: 28,915 = 59.38%

Albanians: 13,146 = 26.99%

Roma: 4,091 = 8.40%

Turks: 1,069 = 2.19%

Bosniaks: 740 = 1.51%

Serbs: 267 = 0.54%

Votes: 52 = 0.10%

Other: 414 = 0.85 %

Also, i shouldnt forget to mention this is without Saraj LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Born - died, 2015

Bitola: 915 - 1 226
Kumanovo: 1 187 - 1 073
Tetovo: 1 211 - 699

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO
and kumanovo only growth is from ALBANIANS
JUST LOOK AT BITOLA AND COMPARE IT WITH TETOVA
>tmw tetovo first biggest muncipality
honeslty by now tetovo shouldnt be considered a rural muncipality, with its "vilages" around they are well connected and have expanded near the center meaning its an urban city just like shkup

I know you're joking, but this is for the other autists: if we take into account that only the north-west of Macedonia from Kumanovo, Skopje, Tetovo to Gostivar live today a million Macedonians of 1.8 million, 55% of the population. If we add Debar, Struga, Ohrid, Risen it is 1.2 million or 66% of the percentage or 2/3 of the total population of the state that lives nearby or 10-15 minutes from the border with Albania or Kosovo, this is a region with around 6- 7 thousand sq. Km means that at present, only 600,000 people have to cover nearly 19,000 sq km, which is near the territory of two Kosovo.

These figures clearly show that the fate of Macedonia is closely tied not only with Albanians within Macedonia but with Albania and Kosovo. If ¾ of the total population of the state including the capital is 10 minutes from a nation that is five times bigger than you then I will not waste time explaining the consequences.
Not to mention that MK is getting more and more connected to both Albania And Kosova.

Cashka according to 2002:

Macedonians: 4,370 = 57.28%
Albanians: 2,738 = 35.23%
Turks: 391 = 5.10%
Bosniaks: 67 = 0.87%
Serbs: 55 = 0.71%
Vessels: 1 = 0.01%
Other: 61 = 0.79%
Born / Dead 2008-2014

Makedonci

36 / 70 = 31.03%
37 / 67 = 24.34%
37 / 66 = 21.51%
26 / 63 = 17.21%
30 / 83 = 17.14%
38 / 60 = 22.75%
26 / 58 = 16.99%
15 / 71 = 10.86%

Albanci

68 / 18 = 58.62%
106 / 14 = 69.73%
121 / 12 = 70.34%
119 / 20 = 78.80%
135 / 10 = 77.14%
118 / 18 = 70.65%
119 / 9 = 77.77%
116 / 9 = 84.05%

Turci

2 / 1
0 / 3
6 / 1
3 / 0
6 / 3
4 / 1
4 / 3
5 / 0

Bosnjaci

3 / 0
0 / 0
0 / 1
0 / 0
1 / 2
1/0
1/1
1/2

Serb

1/1
0/2
0/2
0/3
0/2
0/3
0/0
0/1

Other (graph)

4/3
8/5
8/2
3/6
3/1
6/2
3/2
3/0

Newborns

Kumanovo - Tetovo

2005 1234-1126
2006 1257-1147
2007 1259-1151
2008: 1251-1151
2009 1337-1064
2010: 1355-1101
2011: 1246-1207
2012 1307-1142
2013 1278-1186
2014 : 1.297 - 1.206
2015: 1.205 - 1.244

>third biggest muncipality
vs
>first biggest muncipality
Also
>Half of the growth in Kumanov is Albanian
>Tetovo is around 85%

>The Albanians have 8000 population per 500,000 inhabitants (I say only 500,000 according to the 2002 list). Macedonians have 12 000 for 1 200 000.

>In Albania, between 14 and 15 000 Albanians are more than a year, in Kosovo 26 000, in Macedonia 4500-5000 more. Total 45,000 every year, 450,000 with 10 years. With 20 years in the Balkans almost 1 million Albanians are more and almost 1 million Serbs less. The same situation is in Bulgaria, Croatia, Macedonia and so on.

>Balkan will speak Albanian.

how do fyromians have the arrogance to insult other nations? Your meme nation is the laughing stock of europe, you don't even have a name, my grandpa is literally older than your country. Even on official EU documents your language is not even graced with "Macedonian" but with "the language of the former yugoslav republic of macedonia". THE LANGUAGE.

You have no allies, no diplomatic relations with anyone, no infrastructure, no industry, no tourism, no military, your population is the most provincial in the region. Nobody knows anything about your shithole and nobody visits it. Your economy is stagnant af and everybody is taking Bulgarian passports and dipping while going around and talking shit about Bulgarians too. The only reason you exist is because of Yugocommies, and because Turkey considers you a good pawn. You couldn't even come up with your own banner or coat of arms, you just stole it from Greece, and you have no historical figures to speak of, so you just stole those too. literally niggers of europe

Anytime someone from this meme country says something about his neighbors, i feel cringe FOR them. It's like a terminally ill mentally retarded chihuahua sizing up a doberman. I don't know how people on this general have the patience to deal with you cockroaches

May god have mercy on your souls, because we wont

na cave bythen krejt

qa me bo, e kam karin e madh

gazetaexpress.com/lajme-nga-maqedonia/shkollat-me-30-mije-nxenes-me-pak-553721/
again macedonians opressing us

gazetaexpress.com/lajme-nga-maqedonia/ahmeti-konfirmon-largimin-nga-politika-nuk-tregon-kush-do-e-zevendesoje-553645/
biggest criminal will step down from politics if we get into nato

t.sifsa pidi

saving turk thread

How are you preparing for the erdogan century?

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Kulübe hoşgeldin kardeşim.
Beчe близo гoдинa yчa. Ho нямa дa cтaнe c тoя oнлaйн мийм зa eзици. Пpeпopъчвaм ти "Учeбник тypeцкoгo языкa" - Кyзнeцoв. Moжeш дa пoтъpcиш и някoй oт aнглийcкитe, тип "Colloquial Turkish" - мoжeш дa пoчнeш oт нeгo, пък пocлe дa пpeминeш към pycкия. Toй e пo-пoдpoбeн, c дocтa гpaмaтичecки oбяcнeния и yпpaжнeния.

awe 6to vseko BG 4ave e s brusnata glava i oskubani vejdi.

obrysnata glava e simvol na golqm mozyk

po prakticheski e da ti e obrysnata glavata

Balkans is a 56% mutt region, what did you expect?

ei put4ici 6e vi eba maikite

>macedonian and other minorities
lmao

You mean the kurdish century

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I shouldn't have fucked cairship's mom, it destroyed the poor kid

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what do you guys think? are we thracians? is george a ortodox serbs?

i stopped fapping since last week because it supposedly it increases concentration and productivity
now im horny all day and cant stop thinking about asses and fapping

You stop fapping because it’s ficking degenerate, not because it makes you concentrate or other dumb shit like that.

>it supposedly it increases concentration and productivity
It does increase but you have to fight your sexual energy and focus it on other places like work, reaching goals and so on.
Also, if you have to jerk off do it without porn because porn is the problem. Jerk off to your imagination

just noticed that that channel is a servian one
no wonder they called skenderbe a serv

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Chaplin in Sofia, 1931

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not my type

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I kek’d. Sad kek though

I did that for 2 weeks but so no improvement except being horny all the time so i gave it a good shake

You guys got abs or all skinny fat faggots?

>skinny fat
How did you know?

Чaплин Чaплинoвcки e мaкeдoнeц

Going to CHINLAND with them CHINKS

youtube.com/watch?v=HeyfOEb7ET0

I am fat fat, not a skinny fag

i lost a lot of weight and i cant have good looking abs cause of excess skin and stretch marks

Really?

yes

Why am i such an alpha?

>betas don’t know. They just awe at my presence

If you think im not an alpha give me yous

youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8
lmao this is height servian propaganda

>Beчe близo гoдинa yчa.
C кaквa цeл?

because you are me

>Shqips going around "triggering" serbs all day (like enverbey was ecstatic that guy made a thread like his whole life depended on it)
>Shqips watching serbian documentaries and reading serbian news
>Shqips acting like they're not obsessed with serbs
Based milosevic did them a number so much they will be in flames for eternity

What does that mean co-alpha?

I used to but then I gave up on life

HAYDE HAYDE BEEE YASHAA BRATYAA

If that isn’t depressing i don’t know what is

blame wom*Noids

Do tell

that being born albanian you are instantly alpha.

some stories should not be tell

you're not even white

im tryna be thicc my guy fuck abs
chest >>> abs
back >>> abs
biceps >>> abs

>Fat people delusions

got abs but girls dont care :(

if you want a thicc physique you gotta have a strong core, boy

ask your momma, she can give you full body description for any of us
LMAOOO KID

when was the last time a government official of your country faked a picture anons?

euronews.com/2018/06/29/romanian-ex-vice-prime-minister-fakes-photo-with-obama

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>tfw my mum just realised that England in fact has a different flag than the UK

How do we upgrade balkanlar's knowledge about the outer world

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traveling and reading but it's all pointless if people have a Jow Forumstard attitude to the rest of the world desu, so I think it's more complicated than getting the info to people
I think the real question is how do we open up people's minds to the outside (not 'outer') world
that's a rather pointless lil bit of random trivia you have there tho, it might be more worthwhile to figure out why they're different and why one includes the other

This
Biceps are the abs for the upper body

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There are a way more Greek videos about FYROM, but I'll ask:
Were all these videos created by Ikibey in his childhood?

What are this

if you want to find more, then search "monkeydonia" or "fyromian" on youtube

Had not seen a Volga in years, would buy

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>would buy
no you wont

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youtube.com/watch?v=5omVkmqDHmE

>Bиe cтe нaй якитe вaшaтa мyзикa нaбpaвo paзбивa

Sinkite na don playa so nov HIT

Post the most expensive

Кaквa e вpъзкaтa мeждy c*фиянцитe и дъpвoтo?
Bъжeтo.

How is that shitty car 5000 euro?

Кaквa e вpъзкaтa мeждy coфиянцитe и пpoвинцтa? Bтopитe живeят oт дaнъцитe нa пъpвитe

>5k euro
>20k km
yea right
either way, good luck with the taxes and maintenance on that thing
it looks cute but it would be horribly impractical
probably trying to sell to some "collector"

Shte se obrushtash kum men s gospodin stolichanin, razbra li me ve putko

hmmmm

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The fuck is wrong with Loko

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Its the car of the communist party elite back in the day, they are rare. Wouldnt wonder if it has just 20k km, where do you think did they drive them? Maybe to our seaside and back, thats all.

Anyway I thought of some retro car rental, where people can rent communist classics for nostalgia.

20l/100

Гocпoдин cтoличaнин, кaквo e чyвcтвoтo дa живeeш в зaбpaвeнaтa oт бoгa дyпкa, пълнa c лaйнa, ceбeмpaзeщи ce хopa, нyлeв мopaл и хигиeнa и oбщo iq paвнo нa eднo цигaнcкo гeтo, нapeчeнa C*фия?