1. your cunt

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what the fuck matheuzs

youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw

Pedopole is back lol

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>sneaky bumps for moar
Devilish

More please

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Posting in a based boy thread

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Mids

my comrade!

lol poor incel

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How do we solve the p*Do problem?

AHHHH WTF I thought you got arrested a long time ago CPole

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Too true

yes
also when your legs keep touching with girl legs when you are sitting together in class can anyone relate

no

Also when a girl behind you nudges you to ask for something

>CaucasianJames

Disgusting pedophile Jow Forumstard

yes
I often see qts who look at more and such on public transport but I'm too afraid to ever say anything

when her tits touch your back

When she turns her head too fast and bumps it into yours and kisses you accidentally

When she fall on your dick

>blonde
yeah i can relate especially since i have blonde hair fetish

> when she fall on your dick
Happened to me in third grade
See you later virgins

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aren't you like 8 in third grade?

I meant literally
A girl friend was standing next to my seat with her back towards me talking to someone and she sit on my lap accidentally

I get a stiffy but not much else.

when she pretends that she kissed you by accident but it's not

One time when I was 10 a girl bent down in front of me then someone walked in front of her so she instinctively backed her butt into my dick

When she puts her hand in your pocket to steal your phone but she accidentally grabs your dick and you both freeze for four seconds and look into each other's eyes for what feels like forever then she quickly pulls her hand out and goes running home

You and me are Chads, point and laugh at these virgin losers with me bro.

I took a 3 hours bus drive a couple weeks ago (cause it's cheaper than train so why not).
The bus left at 7h30 so everybody was tired.
The girl on the seat on my side started to slowly lean toward me and after sometimes started to reste on my shoulder to sleep.

It felt great to sens a women resting on me. Especialy, cause I stayed alone without no human interaction the 2 weeks prior.

>when you rape her by mistake

today i went to uni to get my certificate
everyone was kissing each others on the cheek
well i don't mind kissing a boy but a girl no
one of my classmates come to me hi user it's been long time
she tries to kiss me but i step away and we just had a handshake she was embarrassed af

>Girl resting on your shoulder
How does it feel lad? Magical I bet

>when you push her down the stairs by accident
>and that the stairs lead to the basement

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When you throw away your chloroform laced rag and it accidentally gets stuck to this hot chick you saw walking down the street by herself and she loses consciousness so you try to grab her before she hits the ground but end up accidentally dropping her inside your van and mistakenly end up at your old mountain property no ones goes to anymore instead of the hospital because you took a wrong turn

>specifies ethnicity in the name
El goblino, perhaps?

Can't relate, I never go out

>tfw can't go outside because door is frozen shut
>tfw can't thaw the door out with a blowtorch because the noise will attract Yetis
>tfw just want to buy delicious lutefisk

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lel. so im not the only one..

I know this thread is beyond pathetic, but man can I relate. It saddens me so..

The struggle is real