Why do they give me gifts?
Thats not my cat but neighbours.
Or is this even a gift, is it more like a threat like the horse heads mafia brings on your doorstep?
Neighboures cats bring in dead animals
Caleb Howard
Jaxson Kelly
I hate cats so much, we should really kill all of them. They're ugly vermin who spread parasites and kill beautiful birds.
Ethan Miller
They also kill mice and rats
Leo Sanchez
you are cucking your neighbor
Blake Hughes
The cat assume you're too retarded to hunt for food so he brings you some
That's just a dumb kitty you know
Liam Cook
"You're up next."
Anthony Cook
Canine paws typed this post.
Joseph Lewis
hope cats start killing danes eventually
Landon White
Russian trained killer cat
Christopher Morris
not suprising that subhumans like russians love cats so much, vermin are drawn to each other
Aiden Martin
Tic toc tic toc
Connor Roberts
muslim nigger
Robert King
Islam is the light
Tyler Morris
The cat is trying to frame you for killing those birds. Did you kill those birds? Are you trying to frame the cat?
David Ortiz
>Islam is the light
Look it says in the mohammed manual that you need to kill muslims that leave islam.
Is Islam the daylight or a dank dungeon?
You're the only religion with a death penalty for leaving. And you're supposed to be the light.
Jeremiah Watson
>Why do they give me gifts?
They're not gifts, cats typically do this to train their young how to hunt. They think they're doing the same with humans, meaning you probably tried to feed it at least once and now it wants to teach you to hunt.
Ethan Martinez
Oh come on, not the woodpecker. Retarded cat
Oliver Jones
Post your kots.
Grayson Howard
>implying
Thomas Barnes
Leo Brown
Jaxon Richardson
>only religion with a death penalty for leaving
uhhh every single abrahamic faith has a death penalty for leaving you retard, just because you don't see people doing it doesn't mean it isn't there.
Noah James
Nice kot
Christian Reyes
>Why do they give me gifts?
because you're the alpha male
they're giving you tributes
TRIBUTES OF DEATH
Colton Williams
they're politely telling you that you're a sissy faggot who can't hunt for himself