Ask someone who lives in pic-related anything

Pic-related, obviously.

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why are you lying?

How am I lying exactly? And do I smell that jelly smell?

For what's a multi million dollar house that back yard is a fucking tragedy

Yeah I know but we can't be bothered currently, guess we'll get it fixed sometime

is that a public road on the right side of this property. if so, how can one stand all the havenots that must be roaming there?

Nobody gets here trust me, lel

By the looks of how similar the neighboring houses are I'd wager it's a gated subdivision

Yep

why does your house look so tacky ?

What do you mean tacky?

Are you a millionaire or something?

I never understood why burgers, who live at the beach, need pools

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Yep, thanks to my dad
It's fun, you get both worlds that way

a pool is convenient

Imagine how many people you could house by stacking a bunch of 20 story commie blocks side by side in that space.

>post his home from google maps
>doesn not take a timestamped photo of house irl
nice b8 but your ass isn't fooling anyone

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Do you see your neighbors a lot?

You own that chunk of beach too? just curius, here is illegal I think ...

he doesn't own a speck of dust on the land, just rents it from the government

whats it like being a gardenlet

Is that technically in a lagoon? Also, do you go to the beach often?

Do you hate yourself for living in a McMansion?

>illegal
and rightfully so. the beach is for everyone.

How do you afford beach front property in the hamptons? Full jewish, half jewish or quarter jewish?

How much of the beach do you actually own? Also is it a private beach for all the beach houses or public for everyone?

Is more related to defense and sheeit, also the riversides

> You can't own beaches in Spain

Dunno why not. Poor people don't need beaches over here in freedom land.

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>average Americans getting ass fucked as ususal

nothing new here