Italians do it better! I am a 100% italiano baby!

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>shitaly

Oh, dis fucking guy. He's got jokes? Get da fuck outta here. Dis fucking mamalook ova here. A vaffangool!

dumb autistic northron sw*Doid

V-vaffangool...

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Zitto finnochio

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>that sweatshirt
Ok, this is EPIC XD

I think I heard that word in an Italian rap song. Seems like a weird thing for rap lyrics.

greeks do it better than italians

germany objectively has the best beer

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Bayern more like Beer'n hahahahahahahaha eeeeepic

that's almost how it's pronounced actually. Bayern is Bavaria by the way.

what, debt?

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>Peroni pisswater intead of pic related
You're probably just another Nafri or albanian LARPing as an italian.

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greeks are better than other humans so it's not fair

I'm not a STUNAAAAAD

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This proud italian man block your path and calls you a coglione. What do you do?

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Food snobs: the country

Nobody cares that you "invented" shit (wow tomato sauce on bread, so creative), other countries made it better always

why can't you blokes make anything decent then

>not Forst
kek, you terrone

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based and robust

can I have a cute anglo mean gf?

anglo girls can be pretty mean. that is why they're not desirable.

>anglo lecturing anyone about food

Type "PORCODIO" if you are a true lover of Jesus

Patrician taste indeed

t. oh ziooooo trpp cool sta birra devastiamoci bro!

fucking boomers

T. Alcohol makes my belly ache
Fucking faggot

la birra è piscio per bestie. rido in faccia a chiunque prova a convincermi che un umano possa provar piacere nel berla

name FOUR (4) good alchoholic beverages then

ciao bimbo

Buona giornata amici miei!

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ciao ragazzi maturi di diciassette anni che conoscono il mondo

you didn't answer my question tho

youtube.com/watch?v=X-eHk4RiIso

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wine
rhum
whiskey
campari

>wine
ok
>rhum
no
>whiskey
ok
>campari
lord no

>>rhum
>no

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based

>eats pigheads

>eats toast sandwich

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Great show

Eel is delicious actually

Pizza is Greek and I am a Greek

>Paulie asking shitty macaroni instead of eating the clams
TOP FUCKING PLEB

>Tf
>Tp

What? Don't ever make a post at me again Eduardo Sanchez

we eat it here too actually, I don't like it though

I like you, faggot

...

Come home white man

>go to restaurant in italy
>order wine to go with food
>ask for some ice cubes to put in the glass
>italian waiter sniffs at me
Nothing worse than food snobs, wish they'd just give me the salt and pepper and fuck off.

>>ask for some ice cubes to put in the glass
it's not being a food snob, not even a homeless basehead would put ice cubes in a glass of wine

They don't drink Piedmontese patrician beer

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Normally I'd sympathize with with this but honestly... You put ice cubes in wine? What a piece of shit.

this

>go to restaurant in italy
>ask for some ketchup to put on my pasta
>italian waiter sniffs at me

Nothing worse than food snobs, wish they'd just give me the salt and pepper and fuck off.

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>Ketchup on pasta

Disgusting

Think you misspelt Belgium mate

um helloooooooo??????

EY IM EATIN HERE!!

Snobs

Food is just food, it doesn't even matter what it is as long as it tastes okay and fills you up

Yeah and ice cubes only dilute the taste, AND wine is drunk at room temperature, much like a good cheese. You wouldn't eat cheese straight out of the refrigerator would you? Then again I wouldn't expect some br*t to know anything about cuisine.

>You wouldn't eat cheese straight out of the refrigerator would you?
What do you expect me to do? Keep it in the cupboard? Take it out of the fridge an hour before I want to eat some?

lol kill yourself

That depends, do you want it to taste great or just "okay"? What a dipshit, seriously.

white wine is also drunk cold desu

>You wouldn't eat cheese straight out of the refrigerator would you?
But that's what I've done before.

BADDA BING

I love italy

You are Italy

italian diaspora pls go

This is why... THIS is why Canada needs to be nuked.

>AND wine is drunk at room temperature, much like a good cheese
this is wrong!
wine is eaten at "cantina" (I don't know the term in english) temperature, if they serve you a 20 degrees wine they're doing it wrong. I have to say that it happens a lot in Italy.

optimal temperature depending on the wine goes from 7 to 14 degree with a few exceptions

>Weeeeee, I want to be Nordic because they have good welfare even though they mantain it by doing what I don't do in Italy.

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nigga what

>Feudalesimo e Libertà
unironically consider suicide

>Can only attack the source.
Unironically rethink your life from the ground up.

>we now defend Redditesimo e Memelità
what has this blace become