Is this really the worst Scandinivian country?

>Their clocks are backwards
W-what?

yes

bluepilled

redpilled

No Sweden is the worst.

Norway > Denmark >>> Sw*den

Here come the jealous, irrelevant gooks to spew their nonsensical hatred.

1) Their numbers system is beyond fucked
2) They speak funny
3) There are more pigs than people in Denmark
4) The modern Norwegian founding fathers in Eidsvoll couldn't conjure up anything else than to take the Dannebrog (danish flag) and slap a blue cross on it. Great men, but very uncreative.
Overall 10/10 brothers

I think he means how our calendars are YYYY-MM-DD?

Denmark = Sweden = Norway

*Modern meaning 1814

I don't think I have ever seen that used. We write DD-MM-YYYY.

we use D-M-Y

You two don't even share a border, how can you be brothers?

Lmao, the absolute STATE

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t. Immigrant
If you don't know why the 3 scandi countries are brothers you need to go back to school.

My Grandfather gave me this family heirloom. The clock goes backwards, it is from quite some time ago.
Precisely 1/4 Good sir

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Our waters border each other.

Åå mm dd is the true nord date system

denmark is a lowlands country

Our clocks do not go backwards, user.

its fucking broken!

This one does. It's from the old times, before the ANGLOS took hold

You even use MDY.

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You know those are all german coat of arms, right?

What? Ive NEVER seen thst used

Date
/
Month - Year

Guess you live in a region that's not retarded. I can accept both DMY and YMD, as they both hold some kind of logic.

It says Munrhner Uhrenfabrik on the back, what's that mean?
I guess it's a German clock then eh? I am 1/2 German as well.

Yes. Definitely not Danish.

Munrhner is a name or location and uhrenfabrik means watch factory in German.

That was my only heirloom....Jensen is a Danish last name desu-ne?

yeah

Yes. Literally means Son of Jens.

No, jens en it means "one jens". Learn danish, dummy

dd-mm-ÅÅ, fucking idiot

Jens, or Jöns. Anyway watch this.

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Are you sure it doesn't say "munchner"? As in from a watch factory located in München (Munich)?

No, its åå mm dd you litteral retard

One day I'll go to Denmark and find my very own underage blonde Danefu!

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Er det en kopi af olsen banden?

Then I want to tap into my viking blood and harness my inner power. I've got to learn both Danish and German. If you guys wanna join my crew, I've got a Austrian friend who is traveling with me to Greece from Denmark one of these years. We're going to pick up gfs on the way.
It does, thought the c was an r

no, it has awlways been dd-mm-åå, disgusting dane

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Yep, that's an old German clock( from bavaria probably )

Olsen banden bootleg.

We are the ones that use ddmmåååå, damnit.

Ye

Get a rödpölse in copenhagen. It's good.

So your personal number you were given at birth does not say åå mm dd?

lmao Jönssonligan trumps your shitty shit film.
youtube.com/watch?v=Jp4x-mU7ovc

I will, thank you. Runza is great too
That's where my Grandpa's family originated from, a small town just outside Copenhagen, now it's been absorbed into the city.

Stockholm dialect is litteraly more inconpregensible than danish, and WAY gayer.

Runza doesn't sound Danish.

I didn't understand any of it.

No, nords and sweeds are unberable

The Danish saved my ancestors lives during the French Wars of Religion.

Oh, and Legos are pretty neat.

weird because the guy with the beer is speaking danish

It's German..

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So that means that clocks in Germany are backwards!

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark" (C)

They didn't fix it since then.

The kid version was unironically better.

>Upon great consumption of cornflakes, he could create completely odor-free flatulence at will

German city just outside Copenhagen? Your story is falling apart, user.

>I II III
then suddenly
>IIII

the kid version is shit.

Runza is a German food.
I'm not sure what the village was called.
The story is that there were three brothers, they all had a ticket for the Titanic, however, one brother lost his ticket gambling and the others sold theirs. They caught the next ship.

Where in Denmark are you all from then

That's commonly used on watch dials. I also believe it's used on one of the entrances to the coliseum.

youtube.com/watch?v=oEfFbuT3I6A

>Runza

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Randers. Currently residing in Aalborg.

I guess I have been bamboozled.
I was just trying to be helpful..

You wanna talk shit about him, you're gonna have to go through me.

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or did you?

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There is no point in helping the eternal mutt. They are beyond help.

meme while you can...I'll be living it up in the Czech Republic soon and living the life of a true European.

it's nice that yanks want to learn more about their ancestors

i wish i knew more about mine sometimes

Somewhere south of Copenhagen.

Runza?

youtube.com/watch?v=P2uySMDE2L4

;_;

Then again, I could just get a girl from there and move to Denmark so I can be Kangz-tier

Yeah.

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Good luck with your visa

My ancestor is ragnar lodbrok on my fathers side and ingjald illråde on my mothers side. My great great great great grandpappy carved rökstenen amd defeated the danes at the battle of fyrisvallarna.
Another one of my kin died at stamford bridge. Hårdråde was his name. Oh, and my great great great great great grest great great grandfather was burried in one of the three kings hills in sweden

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My great great great grandpapa raped your great great great grandpappy after the battle of fyrisvallarna.

The Ulfbehrt is the mystical sword of might.

youtube.com/watch?v=qnEMOQTh27s

youtube.com/watch?v=oELWmTVR_j4

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Bornholm