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Samuel Taylor
Logan Jackson
First for get me out of this mental health hospital.
Kayden Peterson
Kiwis are very cute birds.
David Gonzalez
Maybe we should plan and organise a break out for you.
They sure are!
Logan Gonzalez
>thats what the guy behind the counter here said when i asked for help
Funny.
I was just making a joke...
But I'm glad you got it sorted buddy.
Alexander Campbell
They are neat little featherballs with huge beaks.
Christopher Morales
nth for CUTE westy
Caleb Perez
Finally home from work, How has your guys day been?
Joshua Hall
Whats the cutest little thing Hungary has?
Apart from you of course.
No you are.
You're the CUTE.
Liam Roberts
pretty relaxed, why do you have to work on the weekend?
David Ortiz
xth for results
Landon Long
Horrible.
I've been having god awful mood swings all day.
Maybe I'm pregnant.
Zachary Gomez
Because I am scheduled to work on weekends, Germanon.
Have you done anything fun today?
I didn't get you pregnant over the internet, right?!
Ethan Watson
No, I'm afraid I'm not your little buddy so it couldn't have been that.
John Bennett
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month.
Mason Perry
Have you had sexual intercourse with a male in the last couple of days? I know only one way of getting pregnant and you must have had sex to be it.
Evan Young
I don't know if we have any cute things. If you think dogs are cute (I am a bit scared of them) then the Puli dog might be cute.
Austin Peterson
Not that I can recall...
Unless someone has done the old sneaky on me, I must not be preggers then.
Isaiah Martinez
>Puli dog
They're a funny looking thing aren't they?
Big shaggy walking rugs.
Cooper Bailey
Yup, mop dogs.
Oliver Sanders
Thoughts on plastic bags?
Jaxson Howard
fairly efficient suicide method
Jason Fisher
Thoughts on exit bags?
Jaxon Nguyen
They're good
They're great
Love the little things.
Can't get enough of them
If there is one thing I could live with out, plastic bags would be it.
Logan Morgan
Good night lads.
Isaac Jenkins
pash
Nolan Butler
night senpai
dunno what those are
William Powell
Good night matey.
Jose Howard
/deutsch/ uezs
Christopher Ward
Shut the fuck up.
Xavier Adams
kill yourself maori piece of shit
Adam Clark
No u.
Ayden Clark
who here /world cup/?
Julian Campbell
yes, best world cup ever
Sebastian Barnes
not for your team lol
Adam Price
Seeing a wild cute kiwi.
Josiah Reed
yes, that's why it's the best
Brody Brooks
Heyo!
Ian Nguyen
Hi Flip-kun!
Christian Hughes
Hello ~ how are you today?
Landon Foster
Two more fucking weeks of this clownery. Why is this happeninig to me?
Carter Jenkins
Shit!
Absolute shit!
But better at the moment.
How about yourself?
>Why is this happeninig to me?
You chose to go into this...
Hows the whole thing treating you?
Asher Morales
Just fine Flip-kun, what about you?
Adam Reyes
>You chose to go into this...
Are you some kind of silly little anime-girl or something? Tee-hee.
>Hows the whole thing treating you?
Shitloads of non-russian degenerates from all over the world, shitloads of coppers at every corner, shitloads of noize and trash. Why can`t these fuckers just fade away or something?
Robert Anderson
Aww ( ^ _ ^)/ *pat*. Try to enjoy your weekends kiwi-kun be lazy and nap a lot!.
I went outside and made a bonfire out of dried sticks and leaves, I suddenly had the urge to make fires for unknown reasons.
Isaiah Rivera
>Are you some kind of silly little anime-girl
Of course, what else would I be?
>Why can`t these fuckers just fade away or something?
They will soon enough then this hell will be over and it can all go back to normal.
>be lazy and nap a lot!.
Thats the plan.
>I suddenly had the urge to make fires
Little firebug.
Carter Murphy
>it can all go back to normal
Unlucky me, that bloody midget is always up for something. Olympics, championships, you name it. Worst part of it, i have to pay for all that shit anyway.
Aiden Barnes
I also want a cat boy & girl because they're cute.
Cooper Clark
Whats next on the list for events?
I'm sure you'll have at least SOME peace and quiet for a bit...
Don't we all buddy, don't we all.
Aaron Phillips
Probably few matches during euro football cup, i don`t know. Peace and quiet is nothing compared to all those loads of wasted dirty colourful papers. God left us unfinished.
Jack Rogers
Neat picture
Asher Myers
I hope you survive this hell on Earth.
Report back often so I know you're still kicking about.
tenks
Nathan Cook
Lads. The cricket begins.
Josiah Morgan
>a dumb liberoidish r*ssoid infiltrates /ausnz/ again
>everyone mixes him up with me
Heck, I hate r*ssoids
Lincoln Edwards
Will NOT be watching it.
Jackson Jackson
Whoops...
Sorry buddy.
Nicholas White
Roger that, commander.
Carter Nelson
Match start delayed I’m afraid. The cricket will begin in about 20 minutes. Until then let’s share our favorite cricket facts.
Luis Scott
Cricket sucks and no one watches it. This is my favorite fact.
Samuel Smith
redpill me on cricket
Angel Martinez
This in all honesty.
Asher Martinez
It’s like baseball if you had a 360° field and the focus of the game more like a hitting contest than anything with base running (though there is some strategy for running between the wickets it’s nowhere nearly as involved as in baseball).
Logan Wood
Bunch of pakis and curry munchers smacking a ball with a stick for days on end.
Dead boring.
Dylan Smith
Edmonton won the toss and chose to field.
>days on end
We’re watching T20 today, not a test.
Brandon James
>We’re watching T20 today
We?
Whos we?
You're watching it by yourself you loser
lmoa
Chase Harris
I’m watching it with him.
Zachary Lewis
Sad, sad man...
Literally lmaoing @ you right now, no one to watch it with so you have to share it with anime posters.
Nolan Wilson
Based ameribro, dropping fat logs in the minuscule poo peelanders’ skulls, flush free
Luis Wood
Well it's getting late.
Good night gang.
>poo poo pee pee
me clearly btfo
Blake Price
>admits to being btfo
literally btfo
Benjamin Bailey
Good night!
Ayden Phillips
Please reply to my thread
Nathan Sanders
KAWAAIIIII DESU
SUBARASHI KIWIS
Matthew Gray
Did you guys have connection problems as well?
Andrew Fisher
>snap
Yep, that one's going in my cricket collection.
Liam Cook
Holy shit, New Zealand, your lad Luke Ronchi is a fucking UNIT.
Camden Evans
lads
Ian Scott
Stop with the cricket.
Jordan Ross
But Edmonton just beat Toronto by 8 wickets with 30 balls remaining.
Montreal plays Windies B in just under an hour.
Jack Rivera
Can we stop with the cricket?
Jackson Richardson
>tfw I will never have an Hungarian bf with a very strong accent
>I will never go hiking with him and show him the mountains of BC
>We will never cuddle together in a my small two man tent and watch the sun go down over the the ocean of mountains below us
>We will never run down through the bush trying to get back to our car and avoid getting eaten alive by the early morning bugs
>We will never have sweet loving sex, keeping each other warm with our bodies as cold thick fog rolls over the mountain we've camped on
>We will never stalk down a trail together competing as to who can get closer to a deer before it notices and bolts
>I will never look over and see him asleep in the passenger seat as we drive home after a long hike
>We will never dive together into an ice cold crystal clear glacial lake after a long hot day of hiking
>He will never lay back against my lap and tell me nostalgic stories about his town
>I will never get to see his beautiful smile illuminated by the flickering lights of our campfire
>We will never lie back in the Alpine meadows far far away from any human settlement and stare at the night sky flickering with its millions of stars
>We will never settle down in a house in the mountains and grow old together
William Kelly
>gay erp
>not cricket
Please stop
Colton James
To be honest that is pretty romantic.
Anthony Phillips
WAKE UP
Nathaniel Parker
Where are you Kiwis?
Daniel Russell
They're watching the cricket. Montreal is batting first, just gave up a couple big wickets in the 9th over. Now 92/4 after 9. Windies B may not be as bad as initially thought.
Brody Ortiz
MORNING EVERYONE
HOW ARE YOU ALL
Jackson Morales
Hello! What's up with you?
Ryan Hernandez
Doing well lad. Montreal are 112/4 after 12.
Henry Ramirez
Doing good, very tired.
Jack Morgan
And you?
Samuel Watson
Oh I am doing okay.
Justin Smith
where is apu-kun? I keep forgetting we have to meet up here
Jack Martin
>be a pathetic weaboo loser
>be disappointment to parents
>roleplay sex with other losers on an imageboard
Joshua Mitchell
Daily reminder
David Brown
you only matter to those who you interact with, if you interact with everyone you matter to everyone. For example an interllectual like me who encounters thousands of different people world wide on a nepali yodeling forum now matter to all of them on a minute scale
Noah Gomez
Oh shit, Windies B's Obed McCoy on a hat trick!
Luke Phillips
Suddenly feel like doing some good old paki bashing
wtf
r u me?
Jacob Roberts
Try reaching me first
Blake Clark
I have no clue what that means but okay, good on that Windies fella