/dixie/ - southern US and friends

Same
Is it just southron culture for middle aged men to fugg 14 year old thots?

>be 15 year old whore
>seduce some lonely underpaid adult dork
>he goes to jail for it

>getting seduced by a 15 year old
that's pathetic

*incel alarm begins to tear itself apart*
whoa there, looks like we got ourselves one boys, right about here

there's a mod called Winter King that lets you play Romano-British in 500s

>middle school girls are sexually active and sometimes direct this at adults, almost always due to poor parenting
>this means I'm an incel

ugh it's the dumb 15 year old whores fault a grown man can't keep his dick in his pants...........

who are you replying to

stfu idiot

>tfw one of my favorite runs in ck2 is starting as Rurik or the other fuck in Kiev and building them up to form a great Christian empire that conquers the east for God
>Russian map colors are dull garbage
@91607601
fuck off
based stfu idiot poster

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/dakota/

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>caring about map colors
reddit is probably more your speed

Agrarianism

just change the colors yourself it's not hard

would you care if i colored UK green, france red, prussia blue, and russia black

no because I would change them

>no i don't care
>but i'd change them
so you do care then..........

what's your point virgin

uh

I paid $120 for the full game and dlc, I should be able to bitch on mongolian surfing forums until a dev sees it and addresses my concerns.

who are you replying to

>i paid for the full game
>and dlc
>until a dev sees it
>and addresses my concerns
why can't i stop laughing

to whom are you responding

shut up

cause I intended for it to be funny

/dixie/ is awful today

'tis.

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Who's the Lachlan?

welcome back NOLA

>Aristotle
>Not the virgin
He was cucked out of taking over Plato's Akademia after Plato's death.

Diogenes

Thanks.

>wanting anything left behind by plato

Wiggle waggle

wish i knew boat terminology

I don't know boat terminology well, but I'm a farmer so I can teach you some goat anatomy.

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How does the American South feel about Indiana?

Because for some reason, Indiana loves The South and thinks we're a part of it.

I mean, yeah, everyone here is retarded and conservative. That's true. But we're way the fuck above the mason dixon and definitely did not fight for the confederacy during the civil war.

I hardly even thought of Indiana even when I drove through it

I hardly even think about it, and I live here.

>Indiana loves The South and thinks we're a part of it
No they don't

I have absolutely no opinion of Indiana

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i have no opinion over any midwest states

likewise

New DLC when
I want the fixed crusades

So what's with all the confederate flags, country music, and retarded accents?

Southern Indiana and Ohio are honestly very similar to extreme Northern Kentucky. I don't think they actually consider themselves Southern - but I think they embrace it because they have had their Midwestern identity stolen by urbanite Yankees from New England.

The Rural Midwesterner and Southerner should really team up to push the yankee back to New England where they belong.

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absolutely enlightened post

There's also a mod called When the World Stopped Making Sense that, despite the stupid name, lets you play as Romano-British as well. Also Gallo-Roman, African Romance, Romano-Hispanic... Pretty good mod tbqh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_tale_of_Phyllis_and_Aristotle
"Aristotle advised his pupil Alexander to avoid the king's seductive mistress, Phyllis, but was himself captivated by her. She agreed to ride him, on condition that she could play the role of dominatrix."

Every time I think of Indiana, I get the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man stuck in my head.
It's been like this since elementary school. I hate this.

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>on condition that she could play the role of dominatrix

Based and redpilled

>Confederate flags
"Rednecks" think that all the rural US is the South
Anybody actually from the farmlands doesn't do this, it's almost always city faggots who think that conforming to Hollywood stereotypes makes them the 'real deal'
>Country music
That isn't endemic to the Southern US retard
>Retarded accents
Sound nothing like Southern accents retard

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>New England
>Urbanites
they have literally one major city for like five entire states

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greater or more important; main.
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the urban centers of New England completely dominate the region's rural communities through sheer voting power, and even the rural communities fancy themselves more cosmopolitan than their peers elsewhere in the country.

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>letting a woman dominate him
that's unironically like being a cuck by greek standards at the time

>How does the American South feel about Indiana?
i've thought about indiana maybe 3 times in my life

just got gout from a craft brewery again

good post

hungarians are good bois

this is King Ramses II. He's 3000 years old. Say something nice about him.

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something nice about him.

>small brain
George Bush was smart
>bigger brain
George Bush was an idiot
>huge brain
George Bush is a man of average intelligence who was stereotyped as an oaf by Yankeedom because of his accent

youtube.com/watch?v=HECI4QK_mXA
reminds me of this

hitchens is w&b

he's right, but going on a comedy show to say it is just dumb.

this is Julius Caesar. He's 2,117 years old. Say something nice about him.

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its bad comedy though. its basically just a big circle jerk. its like a sitcom whos jokes would never work without the laugh track

Maher is a gigantic douche but going on a comedy program to tell the crowd not to laugh at jokes just makes you look like you have a massive stick up your ass.

are they... sure about that reconstruction?

the whole setup is lame and cringey but you're right. but everyone knows hitchens had a stick up his ass and thats why people loved him

the face seems just a little too small for that head...

>drive to other town to help dad's friend clear out his basement
>find dusty camera bag in closet
>it has a mid-80s film camera in it
>dad's friend takes bag, says he's curious what's in it because he hasn't seen it in years
>starts rooting through it
>pulls out almost a dozen condoms and a hash pipe
>starts laughing hysterically while throwing the condoms in the trash
>pockets the hash pipe and says "I'm keepin this for later"
>ask him if he's sure if he's sure he wants to throw the condoms away, jokingly
>"naw, I checked the packaging and it says they expired in 1988"
>bursts out laughing again
this guy was so based, I need to hang out with him more

Why would he hang out with your lame ass?

creepy dad friends are cool, until they molest you
@91621135
mean

Caesar was born via a c-section, as we all know, and with c-sections back in the day, cranial abnormalities were present. Caesar more likely than not had a bulge on his head due to this procedure. The facial reconstruction seems to be heavily based off the tusculum bust from what I can tell, pic related.

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that bust looks mostly normal though, the reconstruction looks like a legit monstrosity

ah yes

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I would guess because they combined different busts to form some kind of mix between all of them, and the end result was just weird.

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which historical bust is this?

bust? hitomi tanaka

>Oklahoman forensics

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gross

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h8 prods

ok, didnt ask