/brit/

Posting it about I must share my frustration.

There's this couple on xhamster that make ABSOLUTE top notch stuff but they haven't released anything in months. NEED new wanking material.

Peoples of Europe, guard your dearest goods

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state of you

Whats their usernames?

would bang

Umm sunshine

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xv004, warning: this is the ol' tranny porn

feeling better?

I support the Syrian Army

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Post nightmare scenarios

You're in the window seat, long haul flight, next to two fat sleeping Americans, and you've suddenly got the shits

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that's what /brit/ is like anyway

This a picture for ants?

be glad you're the one with the shits in that scenario

Yes lad. Pain gone. Diarehea almost all gone. Can eat normally and will be able to go back to the gym again tomorrow

Never get tired of this big lad

got owt good in the steam summer sale lads?

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WHY IS PUTTING A QUILT INTO A QUILT CASE SO FUCKING HARD????? WHY DID MUMMY NEVER WARN ME HOW DIFFICULT THIS WOULD BE

FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

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was on a flight recently beside two fat americans who brought burger king meals on to the plane with them

weird how the cat actually looks hench instead of fat

Unironically pooed my self on a plane ride before, thought I let out a gassy fart (stomach was not feeling well at all that day) and didn't find out that it was more than a fart until I got to the hotel.

last time i was in dublin airport i saw a yank put mayo on a fry

Resolution gets compressed a bit when posting. It was a pic taken today. Was pleasantly surprised by the growth. It's definitely coming home.

When I see a fat cunt waddle onto the plane I pray to every god they're not sat with me

I bought No Man's Sky. It's still not very good

fuck sake

youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI

got a 2:2

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Haha what absolute mad lads. *doesn't open the video*

lived with a guy who worked in a hotel and had to do loads of this
there's a knack to it
get your arms inside the case, holding the two far corners apart from each other
pull the inside of those corners to the opening
put the end corners of the quilt to the
what am i doing just google it

hahaha desmond

great banter

normans

got a PhD from the university of life

You're just being helpful lad. If more people were like you perhaps the world would be a brighter place.

imagine working for ryanair on that kind of route

would literally kill myself

wouldn't spend £20 on a game that got a 36% rating or whatever it is
had high hopes for it but shan't be playing

Thats fine

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coins with some bank notes and knives
yes it's autistic

>tfwngf

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any linux x86 asm man in?
int 0x80

Know a girl who is cabin crew for charter flights and she flies to the Caribbean and gets paid to stay there for a week

would love to be the guy who popped that fedora on his head

would love to bang a flight attendant

Leave fridgekino to me

any NOP man in

nowt wrong with any of this

Bit of a controversial opinion this, but I don't find Sara Pascoe particularly funny

It was literally the life goal of the ex girlfriend to become a flight attendant. Got her an interview with an airline once but she was too nervous to go, success barriers.

fucking hell that's a sweet gig
was in a beatles tribute band for 8 years, and then we got offered a cruise ship job
6 months travelling the world, free board, food, drinks (audience members usually buy you pints after)
get paid thousands of pounds at the end of the cruise
all i'd have to do was play a bit of bass every night
buzzing as fuck
then the band split up, leaving me at square one
it's been downhill ever since if i'm honest

Argentina just got a 2:4 so don't feel too bad.

need a bigger pic if im gonna save that

Never got what's so great about the Caribbean

They usually just show sea and beaches in the media

Also flying for 10 hours again and again is grim

well, rorke?

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Not usually into blacked stuff but the thought of being Mbappes white girlfriend tonight is just too hot for me not to masturbate to. Think about the following

1. Mbappe is only 19
2. He is in peak shape phsycially
3. He has just dominated a world cup match, against Messi's Argentina
4. He is getting paid millions every year so can afford any hotel room
5. He is abroad in a foreign country and probably hasn't fucked since the start of the tournament
6. He is FRENCH and French men are amazing lovers, even the white ones
7. His dad is Cameroonian, they were oppressed by white French
8. His mum is Algerian, they were oppressed by white French
9. His name is Kylian, which must sound incredible to hear screamed in French by a woman
10. His girlfriend is much shorter than him
11. He is in one of the most racist countries in the world
12. He is probably getting hit on daily by russian girls and is horny as fuck
13. He has dominated the GOAT and tonight he will dominate another animal (his pig gf)
14. He has been playing with Giroud, considered one of the worlds sexiest players, and must want to show his gf that a black man is sexier
15. Seeing all of the waving tricolour flags (blue, white and red) probably reminds him of a blue condom in his white girlfriends red pussy (on his black dick) and is making him horny
16. The stadium billboards are for Qatar Airways, and this reminds him of the 2022 world cup which might end up boycotted, so he knows he might never get another chance to fuck his hot white gf after a world cup game
17. 30,000 Argies must have been shouting racial abuse at him all game so he wants racial revenge, and revenge is a dish best served on a white plate with black meat
18. The French national anthem is 'La Marsaillaise' which sounds like 'La Mayonnaise', Mayonnaise is white and he will want some of that
19. The game is ending in a brawl, which raises test

Jesus he will DESTROY her

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love dan
post more

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found out today that this "alan" poster has been getting picks from some tourist website.
A big revelation

chips and mayo is actually pretty good and I have a BMI of 19

she is ok

Where Eagles Dare is on 5Spike right now

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Reckon it's a pretty comfie achievement. Why don't you find other members on Craigslist. A Beatles tribute band is like the easiest thing to form.

so pale

wtf
how is he so muscular
proper unit that kot is

unironically like our nurses uniform and think they're a turn on

My willy has no borders

cherry pie has no velocity

doubt a t-rex would even bother trying to eat a human if they ever came back into existence

same reason a bear or tiger wouldn't bother chasing after a rabbit or even acknowledge it's existence

doesn't appeal to me but would appeal to my sister who is all about lying on a beach for 7 days

So why exactly are we proud of causing brain drain from developing nations while admitting we can't train enough of our own people to do these jobs?

Would you shag a girl from Vanuatu?

I hope you're pasting this from somewhere irishlad and didn't write it yourself. I really do.

Some lad on Jow Forums roided up his cat and gradually put weighted vests on it of increasing weight to make it hench.

>proving that foreigners are literally taking our jobs
also, nationality of people actually funding the nhs?
got that one anywhere?
no problem with doctors and nurses coming over, but who comes with them? their 10 siblings, and their spouses and army of kids
all of whom will use the nhs

>brain drain bollocks
emigration is always a benefit to the developing world

found it on /sp/

that's not that cat

...

he's a big cat

Good lad

EXCELLENT post

Heard flight attendants suffer all kinds of psychological and biological problems because of the constant jetlag, honestly looks like a grim job

The real reason is a condition where the cat gets loose skin and air fills it

Not muscle

lol

mbappe

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When did QI turn really shit?