/brit/

NOT joking, they just delayed my train again the bastards

10 minutes this time

meme squad assemble

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>it does
does it now
not a single year where the rail hasn't ben on strike here

Snorting

I AM NOT A FREAK
I AM A VIRGIN MAN

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Half Italian half Ethiopian

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

we are currentlt at 1 hour 45 minutes delayed

if it hits that magical 2 hour mark i get a full refund and effectively earn £40 for sitting on my arse and shitposting on Jow Forums while enjoying a pleasant breeze for a coupla hours

Everything to play for!

just say wog next time
much shorter

*pulls into the station 1 hour and 58 minutes late*
ALL ABOARD

Would rather just have the two hours.

wish all the north and east african colonial empires had survived, especially the Italian one

cope

>toil in less than 38 hours

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me and the lads

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>No toil for 5 weeks

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Sorry I forgot Britain and France were the only countries in the world

>can't set alarms for later than 24 hours away
i don't want to be late toilberg

how

It's alright just don't forget in future

Holidays.

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sorry i dont recognise that flag do you even exist wtf is this

only annoying thing about this train business is that i really feel like having a wank and i cant

Posting from East France.

>tfw had a dream i was an hour late for toil
the horror

The virgin sixth form lass has gone to Mallorca

she's probably getting shagged by 50 guys isn't she

Went back to my ex (toilberg) and asked him if we could get back together

He said yes!

hmm yes

you've taken them all at once?

Why does it fuck up so much recently. It said I was in Portugal a couple days ago

that awkward moment when you're pretending to be hurt and everyone ignores you

>be me
>only have to work 3 days over the next 18

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found some house music infused with some traditional african music

peng as fuck

>african music
>peng

>found some house music infused with some traditional african music
>peng as fuck

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AC's out in my car

toil commute's gonna be fun haha

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how did they even distinguish between proper famines and just generally shitty living standards and precarious food security back in the day?

like the life expectancy and average BMI (don't ask me how they actually measured that but they apparently did) here was actually higher DURING the famine than the decades previous

just filtered "peng" and "ting"
have never seen a worthwile post containing those words

Erm sweaty are you saying you don't rate this
youtu.be/bBIubgsfK8E

pooing bums and weeing willies

only in this day and age this can be an confusion

HEY HEY ITS EXACTLY 2 HOURS DELAYED TO THE MINUTE

DO I GET MY REFUND OR NOT?

>plano, tx
have you seen this:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

Want to be absolutely off my tits dancing to some super loud house music in a club but i'm too scared to set foot in a club haha

Going away for 3 weeks, the lads in the off licence will think I've died

youtube.com/watch?v=QagDKE_29p8

get some of this, white cunt

genuinely couldn't survive this

im what you might call a "chad"

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where you off to

yeah, it's pretty legendary

>people like this are selfish enough to go outside

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Greece for work

you guys went down in congo, of course you can

would like an active social life haha x

which station
might come to pick you up

what work do you do

fine with heat not fine with heeat+being a cager+no air con

What

No I'm a teacher.

international man of mystery

youtube.com/watch?v=pVEhL9qRDyU

Immigration officer

going to shave my head and become an unaffiliated monk

i fucking love xanax

I enjoy a life of solitude

tree surgeon

needed a poo for ages
held it in
now don't need one
where is the poo?
am i going to die?

>air con
soft urbanite detected

why aren’t you losers at the pub lol don’t you know the footy is on? lmao saddo’s

how did colonial whites cope in africa, south east asia etc? imagine sailing to singapore in 1850, would have been hellish.

10/10

is there a more tarquin drug than xanax?

ket

how do I dance like the white girls do in festivals

just ate this

groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Morrisons-Takeaway-Pulled-Pork-Pizza/407560011

youtube.com/watch?v=JRNHbBg6HVc

legend

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had negroes fan them with palm leaves

>Spain v Russia

mogging of a lifetime

lenin was a syphilitic jewish mongoloid subhuman who destroyed russia
he should've been crucified by the okhrana

2,1

I mean there weren't really white labour forces working outside outside of some officers and foremen and stuff

virus do not click

Disgusting racist

hate him
would love to chop his legs off and shove him into a volcano

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gjn7ViaLn9c

tune

check my nubs