A) your cunt

a) your cunt
b) how do you prepare your coffee

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frenk pres

coffee machine
anything else is gay as fuck and you should feel bad for not using coffee machine

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With Moccamaster ofc

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i open up my bottle of cold brew and pour it in a cup with ice

I also have a coffee machine (drip) and a french press but the instant coffee is unironically better

At least among our shit drip brands (like Gevalia)

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>open fridge
>crack
>sip

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This

Moka is my choice

>high end brand of instant espresso coffee
>tastes good enough to drink black, and I'm a coffee snob with high standards
>costs like $4 for a jar that lasts a month (cheap shit is like same price and lasts 6 months)
>that's a cup or two of coffee out
>electric kettle to boil water in under 2 minutes
>zero mess, takes 90 seconds to get, didn't need to buy anything because I already had kettle for tea

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30 dollar coffee machine.
Make it pitch black, some whisky. Done.

>>high end brand of instant espresso coffee
>>tastes good enough to drink black, and I'm a coffee snob with high standards
>>costs like $4 for a jar that lasts a month (cheap shit is like same price and lasts 6 months)
give link friendo

alpha taste, based and blackpilled

I have had Gevalia here in the US.
It is good. It makes amazing iced coffee.

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based and redpilled

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what brand?

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that must be so shit for your heart

the nose on that one!

I have two Moka pots (2-cup and 6-cup), a grinder, and some beans recommended by a coffee-loving friend, but I don't drink coffee myself so I only use them if I have guests who drink coffee.

see:>reliable
>decent fresh coffee
>easy to wash
>not expensive
>set on stove and it's done
>sturdy design, no parts that will break

it's a no-brainer for me, unless I wanted to waste money on an espresso machine (I don't)

middle one

this, sincerely
pic related is the exact one i use

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do you have to grind the coffee really fine?

no, but I have to grind your mum's ass

Middle

you just buy it ground
also what Mujo above me said

I don't drink coffee because I'm not a savage.

why bully

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I never drink cofffee.

>oh YES I loooove soy tea :DDDD

a) USA
b) i prepare my coffee buy boiling it in a pot of water and coffee powder and when it has come to a boil I put it into a french press to filter out the hard coffee substance and pour my coffee from the french press into a cup, personally i find that the flavor of the coffee is much stronger this way.

Imagine inviting someone over and fucking serving them tea. Too tier soy.

Bialetti

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That's standard practice here, though. If you ever have a workman come round to fix something in your house, for instance, the first thing you do is offer them a cuppa to drink while they work.

imagine not welcoming someone into your home with a comforting beverage

too third world savage

*because the continent wouldn't trade coffee with your country 200 years ago and you still haven't let it go

Aeropress

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Espresso machine

You do that here but with coffee. It's rude not to. Tea is just retarded

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100% this

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French press

I just drink instant coffee with sugar and milk, like probably 80% of Brits who drink it

I think I read somewhere that it's only the UK and Ireland where instant coffee outsells the other kind (by quite a large margin too)

America
I use a cezve to make coffee.

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A moka pot

nothing beats runescape and a cold one in the morning

>uk poster boasts about the uk being unique
shocker

I quit coffee years ago, that stuff is hella addictive. I feel just fine without it now.

middle

Why would you leave America to come here?

Jebena
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jebena

>jebena
watch your language please

Moka (n.2)

what does that mean in slovenian?

>schweiz/suisse/svizzera/svizra
>middle

one that is fucked
referring to a female in this case

The right way

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Ditto, as a life-long coffee drinker, I got this last year and holy cow, the cups these thing brew are insanely rich. I highly recommend for coffee lovers.

French press, but I think I'll buy a good drip machine soon. Maybe also give aeropress a shot.

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Party rockas in the house tonight

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instant or the third one in the picture

in NZ we offer both and they decide

>le coffee is addictive meme
It's literally not.
I like to drink coffee whenever I please. I drink it, and I never feel the NEED to drink it. I drink it when I want to, if I want to.

I don't understand how the fuck someone is a coffee """addict"""

Coarse grind, french press, no sugar, no cream. Buy the beans from whole foods.

there's a fish in the percolator

>I grind my own coffee beans

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Just on vacation, girlfriend graduated University so I came for it.

>I drink my coffee bitter without sugar because I have to prove how MANLY I am since I'm so insecure

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god damn are you a bot? lol

something like this

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Can anyone recommend instant coffee that's tasty as fuck without any type of milk?

Fucking this, and it's it's always pretentious soy looking faggots that do that.

>to prove how MANLY I am since I'm so insecure
Or, you know, simply prefer it that way.

>I don't understand how the fuck someone is a coffee """addict"""
I drink about 5-6 cups a day. My head pounds and I feel cranky and like shit if I don't have at least one cup in the morning and in the evening

It's ok, guys, nobody thinks of you as less masculine because you drink candy, eh I mean coffee with sugar.

You will develop dependencies for any psychoactive substances you consume
Also
>I like to drink coffee whenever I please. I drink it, and I never feel the NEED to drink it. I drink it when I want to, if I want to.
Classic addict denial

there really isn't tasty instant. it's more for staying awake/warm. instant is either freeze dried or spray dried. freeze is generally better, even though it is an older method. it should say on the package how it is dried, but if not, you should generally go with the older brands. I like Taster's Choice, but most of the old, well established brands with names you'll recognize (Folgers, Nescafe, Maxwell House, Starbucks instant) are fine.

There are actually some good brands from 3rd world countries where instant is still popular. Pretty much, anywhere in the world where people have to boil their water before they drink it, but they don't like tea very much; they have some decent instant coffee.

Reminds me of the 'people who drink beer are just pretending to like it' crowd.

with one tbsp of unsalted butter and no sweetener

Nah I recently started drinking black coffee and black tea. They're quite nice and much healthier without having to put dairy milk in it which is loaded with sugar and carbs

>with one tbsp of unsalted butter

Thanks for the info

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. Apparently the idea that people like different things is too difficult to understand for some people.

Cold brewed for 18 hours, diluted with spring water over ice

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I'm not saying black coffee is bad, I'm a black coffee drinker myself. I do enjoy milk too btw, just apart from coffee.

Dude, you could be addicted to fucking cereal. Addiction is defined as a compulsive need for something, but seriously, addict denial is a thing.

French Press

middle. it's fast, easy, and tastes good