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42 Amersham Hill High Wycombe

im taller than i give myself credit for

gave myself carpel tunnel on the last fap sesh

then I'd spend a few nights in jail until my lawyer proved my innocence and she'd lose her practice, her medical licence and her livelihood. That said she's a good doc so it wouldn't happen.

remember being in the teens thinking surely it can't get worse, it got worse
remember being in my 20s thinking surely it cant get worse, it got worse
now i'm in my 30s and I think surely it cant get worse, it is still getting worse

*kicks the ball in a manner most displeasing to you*

very gööd

appreciate your posts mate thanks

what if they call up and she isnt there

*blows the whistle*

what's the difference between 0 and 1
now what's the difference between 1 and 999,999,999

now explain why being a virgin matters

know this feeling, i forget that there's a few inches above my eyes

>playing World Cup Italia 90 on the Megadrive back in the day
>play as some random African country against some other random African country
>this appears everytime I score

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AWWW REF COME ON
FUCKING WANKER

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blue velvet is lynch's best film

need to stop reading posts on here out loud lol

just got a proper rollicking off mum for saying the n word

why cant you bring prescriptions to the middle east

hmm, Mulholland is better imo

>that 20 yo virgin who thinks women will want him when he's a boomer

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been playing a lot of mario lately lads haha x

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excellent performance from dennis hopper

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got £1400 saved up

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GGOOOAAAALLLL

class game
>west germany
lel

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i read every rorke post in PJW's voice and every other bongpost in hbomberguy's voice

peng edition for a peng ting

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Good lad

can't comprehend art. usually have to look up what other people have said about it then it sort of clicks

Vergin tutt'amor...

What you gonna spend it on

brainlet post

the range between 0 and 1 and the numbers themselves are of vital importance to almost everything you can possibly imagine

it's a skill like anything else with more practice i'm sure you will be able to do it as well :)

It depends on what they suspected me of but she alwyas gives a full letter saying what the medication is and why I have it, signed etc. I really don't know. In the ME you just get railroaded into jail but in a good western nation I imagine that even if they didn't believe me from the letter alone they'd just confiscate the stuff and let you in. In Aus you can't be done if you declare everything so if you have declared your meds but they don't want you bringing them in anyway they simply confiscate it and let you enter anyway.

nothing
will continue to keep saving

schizophrenia is nuts

cheeky chip stop not letting me just get a big fish and chips
suppose i have to get a breadcake or can of pepsi as well then
that's 50p i shouldn't have to spend

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nice lad get yourself a holiday to madrid

assigning voices to posts reminds me that there are humans behind the words, so i don't do it

look at this cool backpack lads
its for transporting delicate plants

i want one

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schizophrenia is taking me home

got £28k cash, wish i knew what i was doing a few months from now so i could get a house

my favorite art here. brings me to tears.

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u realy buying fish from a place that does babs lad?

in a pandoras box kind of sense
of which I cannot think of a single applicable example

but maybe you can
now's your time to shine

anyone here seen the film love exposure?
looks pretty good

DUDE

>single applicable example
lmao what is binary

2 weeks pay for me aha

not if you work exclusively over the integers

So you can transport yourself?

i did this art

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just had a long, scalding hot bath in the warm weahter lads LOL what am i like

feel a bit ill now though like

and my chest hurts a bit haha

having spent a week in california do not understand why yanks on here moan about the girls there

saw a lass i would have given my left nut to breed every 5 minutes

i'll probably end up getting a curry in the end but it's the principle of the thing

what you do?

crows : society
lamb : me
sheep : gamers

i recommend looking around the masonic lodge if you're ever near the strand in london

Might have something to do with all of them being bent twats

>and the numbers themselves

inspect aircraft parts with ultrasonics innit

delivery? yep that'll be 70 minutes

I have but i'm homealoneeveryfridaynight so not a neurotypical but I don't like Sion Sono very much, I thought it was just alright. Don't really like contemporary japanese cinema in general really, the only one I can stomach is kore-eda. Much bigger fan of people like Mizoguchi, Teshigahara or shindo

proper want some fish and chips now

and implies both, should of said or.

Do you like it?

did stem at uni but all the careers i want to do are humanities-based arent they ha ha ive cucked myself live on tv tbphttl

may be some truth to this, especially as half the state seems to wear sports clothes all day
personally i find yoga pants and tight tops on cute girls very arousing, but maybe that's because i'm not a bender

>should of

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nah its shit, machine never runs properly so i just spend my days fucking with it getting angry.

a method of displaying integers using 2 characters

the fact that they're 0 and 1 means nothing when they can be replaced with Y and N and still function

There's a lot of roasties and feminists there and they have obnoxious accents.
Girls in the flyover states are fatter and uglier but generally better people.

must be honest I only watched MD back in the early 00's cause I heard it had a good lezzie scene (a reason I still only watch movies for) without actually knowing anything about Lynch or Twin Peaks or any of his stuff

was well pleased with the aforementioned lezzie scene and still beat off it to it to this day, but became a devout Lynchian upon seeing the movie in its entirety

love his shit 2bh. especially the /x/-themed stuff

balsamic vinegar tastes like the shot that makes you throw up

art is fucking gay

gf sent me this

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hello niggers. Die :D

recently found out what my US colleague makes in the same position as me with a couple of years seniority (both project managers at similar sized plants)

he's on just shy of $90k
i'm on just shy of £25k

haha

prices are outrageous these days
unironically blame the eu
trashed our entire fishing industry
miss cheap fish and chips in that little paper bag, all wrapped in newspaper
now it comes in the same polystyrene box as a burger and chips and costs 3 times what it used to
and it's shite
have to go to brid or somewhere for good fish and chips these days

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god is quite literally a virgin haha

Britain would be a great land if it didnt have short, disgusting, aggressive and hairy arabs in it.

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hes got a son you idiot

have sent a report to the administrator regarding the fr*nch nonce.

Yes he's very good, one of those directors where I really don't care what critics etc think of his films as I know anything directed by him is going to be worth watching. Not quite such a fan of his music videos though, they can be really obnoxious.

Latest NIN album pretty good

love burgers from fish and chip and paki pizza shops

post more alizee

why is she 9 but looks 18

what the fuck are they putting in the water