Countries whose history matters

iberians created latinos
now millions of people from both americans learn how your ancestors fucked their ancestors

Don´t know england could be on pair on that issue.

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did you paint every single island on your own or did you use a tool?

I used the paint bucket tool.

>China not relevant

The Spanish Empire was the start of globalization

don't give up
life is not bad

famous chinese people
>
famous chinese music
>
famous chinese religoin
>
famous chinese anything
>...?

matters for what?

Greece and Italy haven't been relevant for thousands of years. The Greco-Roman civilisations are obviously important, but post-antiquity they haven't exactly been major players.

its ms paint hans, it takes like 2 secs

The history of the USA, Russia, Egypt, Turkey, Iran, India and Russia mater more than the history of Portugal and Germany.

Byzantium was one of the most powerful, wealthiest and longest lasting empires in human history.

From some Europeans here I learned that the West was jealous and the divide still exists, so only a view people know about it.

China*

dude.... please, you have no ideia or just...

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usa, an annoying shithole for some decades, hopefully collapsing soon
russia, an annoying shithole for some centuries
egypt, useless arab shithole
turkey, useless arab shithole
iran, useless arab shithole
india, some irrelevant shitskin country

>has never been to the moon
>is a younger country than America
>loses wars
>only known culture is not even German, it's Bavarian

Stupid turk, America unironically has a more important history than Germany.

you americans only know about bavaria because it was an american zone after ww2 just like eastern germany was russian

so your mutt people brought some bavarian bullshit to america and created the modern stereotypes about germans

Nobody really gives a fuck about the UK, Germany, Italy or Spain nowadays. And their histories. But Holocaust is globally recognized and cult-tier in the most powerful country in the world - the USA. It is also slowly accepted by Russia as state religion. So i would say that Poland's history whose Holocaust is an integral part is quite important after all. We are also associated all over the world with WW2 and barbarism of nazism and sovietism, so we serve as an example how bad totalitarian ideologies can be.

By the way, our historical sites such as Auschwitz-Bierkenau, Sobibor, Majdanek, Treblinka and others are visited by millions of people every year. Show me at least one site related to history of any European country that would take around 3 mln of foreign visitors every year like Auschwitz. Nobody really gives a fuck about German ancient monuments or Spanish historical museums, all of them come to see how Jews were gassed in the Polish death camps, and when they come to Greece or Spain, they are interested only in beaches, sun, alcohol and fun.

famous chinese people
>Mao, Confucius, PAPA XI
famous chinese music
>implying that's relevant
famous chinese religion
>Confucianism, Taoism
more relevant than germland

telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/greece/athens/articles/athens-attractions/

only slavs are interested in beaches sun and alcohol
thats why you fly to cheap countries like croatia or turkey

never heard of this shit except lmao and confucius
i only knew mao from a simpsons cartoon episode

I thought Americans were supposed to be the poorly educated ones

>German education

>poortugal

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

its just that nobody really cares about china except for some americanized meme dishes in cheap restaurants

let's try this with Germany

famous krauts
>Hitler, Wilhelm II (somewhat), Otto Von Bismarck
famous kraut music
>nothing
famous kraut religion
>nothing, Protestantism is just kike on a stick, petty wars over slight difference edition
famous kraut anything
>killing 8 million innocent jews

mutt bait

That you're so fucking retarded doesn't make China irrelevant, Ikibey

bad bait

you are just mad because holland is a literally who country

china isnt irrelevant
people just care
its still just a shithole that produces our plastic toys

>8 million

The size of tragedy grows all the time

shitskin post

The only countries of historical substance are India and China. No one (You) me with angry, tearful seething about how their muslim-filled, sub $47,000 per-capita GDP shithole used to matter.

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angry shitskin
i would pay for a pass if i could filter non whites

>only slavs are interested in beaches sun and alcohol

Polish tourists belong to the most civilized and well-behaved in the world. The British are the worst. German tourists steal towels from hotel rooms. Russian tourists eat only kosher food because gentile population of Russia is too poor to travel outside of the country.

Add the netherlands

le self hating spaniard

>famous kraut music
>>nothing
I hate faggy germcucks as much as the next guy but this is fucking retarded

yes but the old whites are interested in culture
and Greece has history everywhere anyway

russians have turkey though

t. dutch in spain

>I hate faggy germcucks as much as the next guy but this is fucking retarded

He forgot Rammstein

>He forgot Rammstein

And Bluemchen! Piep piep!

youtube.com/watch?v=kMUuqB4xc6s

>And Bluemchen! Piep piep!

And 99 luftballons

modern german music is the lowest kind of trash

I doubt that people outside of Germany and Poland ever heard of VIVA. Amerimutts probably have no idea what it was.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4f3Pmcacg

>modern german music is the lowest kind of trash

That's the German music i love. This cute bavarian dialect, oh wow...

youtube.com/watch?v=QtA-bwtmOAc

And that's her best song:

youtube.com/watch?v=YEYVaF98VDk

>Germany
>history matters

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I heard Niki's songs on Oktoberfest quite often.

>Vietnam

They made a history indeed.

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>modern german music is the lowest kind of trash

Call me a freak but i always liked Jeanette Biedermann as a child.

youtube.com/watch?v=5bsTwHP9BYA

My German nationalist friends told me that she is probably a Jewess because of her Jewish surname, her big nose and stubbornness about singing songs only in English.

When i was a little boy, like 6 y.o., i fell in love with Thomas Anders, and wanted my parents to buy his poster and display it on my wall. He was my first homosexual love in life.

youtube.com/watch?v=fLhzolBrOLw

This videoclip of Modern Talking used scenes from "Once upon a time in America" of Sergio Leone. I also fell in love with young Jennifer Connelly playing a role of Jewess. So my preferences were always bisexual.

Lol, touché.

>no china

wrong

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:^)

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Russia is shit, it should be dead by now if you weren't such a failing loser. The USA was our hope, it could achieve smth that Hitler and Napoleon couldn't achieve, it could be like Poles walking on dead bodies on Russians in Moscow in XVII century, but you fucked up so easily after 9/11, too many middle east wars, 7 trillion dollars burned with no reason. overlooking of China's economical growth and Russia's army modernisation. and you are currently on the very edge of losing your empire just like the UK in XIX-XX century. Congrats, dumb mutt.

>Japan
>relevant
End yourself, weeb.

Delusional.

How's China ever been relevant to anything outside their immediate vicinity?

>famous kraut music
>>nothing
the size of this fucking bait lmao

Turkey?

i didnt know there are so many chinks in america

>Japan
Irrelevant as fuck until very recently. If you're going to colour them in then America should be coloured in as well. The fact that it isn't exposes you as just another dumb weeb.

The Ottomans you brainlet.

Didn't influence much outside whatever the OE controlled.

the ottoman empire was probably one of the most backward pathetic failures

it was so fucking backward, it hurts

> If you're going to colour them in then America should be coloured in as well.
i'm sorry but did america made anime? no then shut the fuck up

The Turks in general are plenty relevant even without the Ottomans.

>i didnt know there are so many chinks in america

Both Germany and China are competition for the US of A now, but Germany in a very different way: they still treat you like a nigger-owner treats a nigger who refuses to harvest cotton because he listened to a rebelious M.L.King.Jr speech in a stolen radio-phonograph. Meanwhile China grows to the status of main and ultimate opponent of America like Soviet Union was before it turned into Russia shithole. So Americans will know more and more about China, and more and more about Asia from now on, it is their new object of interest. Taiwan will be a new Poland, Japan will be a new Germany - if we compare today with the Cold War reality.

t.ürk
you are as retarded as japanese
thinking they are hot shit who will take over the world

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>what is Byzantium
>what is the Papacy
>what are the medieval merchant republics
>what is the Renaissance

You're a Turk yourself, bitchboy.

I'm not Turkish.

But yeah, maybe "Turk" was the wrong word to use. Should've said "Turkic peoples" instead.

Why isn't Norway colored in? Like, Vikings and shit.

Every turkish shitskin looks with his black eyes at my face and instantly knows that I'm native and that he is below me.

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Norgeboo detected.

>bunch of pirates who raped and pillaged some towns 1000 years ago
>relevant

tthe only thing turks share with them is language and religion, but the rest is different

some swiss guy wrote that there were different vikings

norwegians were explorers
danes built cities
swedes were the stereotypical savages

why would you ever think the vikings were historically relevant

look how normies chimp out at that viking meme show

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Because Varg told him so.

How can be history of fucking Czech Republic, Hungary or Slovakia more relevant than Poland's? Just fuck off, dumb mutt.

you sharted on my map

Wut about the KANGZ

did you just took a random shit on a worldmap lmao

They didn't teach us about Europe in school...

figs'd

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Ethiopia and Somalia? In bright red?

Mexico but not the US?