/brit/

>Just a 5 minute walk from there is chinatown, which is full of brothels

sounds a bit of an outdated stereotype, like Limehouse being full of opium dens

i am 5'8
god messed up somewhere

if you like London you're most likely a nigger and/or retard

I blame my short mum

>Limehouse being full of opium dens
That's a cool one, never heard it before, is that to do with the chinese migration 100-200 years back?

>outdated stereotype

Mate literally every massage parlour in that china town offers "extras", it isnt a stereotype its a fact.

Dislike London compared to other large European cities and don't live there

Just saying that, having been to Chinatown, thinking that it's anything other than a collection of Chinese restaurants and supermarkets is probably inaccurate. I don't even think it's the largest concentration of Chinese people in London.

blame your father for picking a short one
he let you down

What is opinion on her, do you guys like Brittany?

youtube.com/watch?v=EK00O8P_1T4

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well, lefties?

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About to eat the cheapest and nastiest pizza I have ever bought, lads. Pray for me.

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WARNING, WARNING

RORKEYPOL DISCORD RAID CURRENTLY UNDERWAY

ESTIMATED : 2-3 SPOTTY VIRGIN NEONAZIS

DO NOT ENGAGE, I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE

>go to local book store
>pick up Mein Kampf, Lolita, and The God Delusion
>light up a stogie while waiting in line
>thumb through all the expensive knick-knacks next to the checkout, knocking several onto the floor, and telling my fellow line-waiters to "look at all this horseshit"
>finally get to the checkout
>array my books on the counter all facing up, facing towards the cashier, a chubby girl in her early 20s.
>she looks down at them and pauses, her mouth hangs open in disbelief as the fuhrer himself stares back up at her
>blow smoke in her face and ask "some kind of problem, toots?"
>she coughs and nervously stutters the name of the book, as if to verify that anyone could ever purchase it intentionally
>"yeah" I reply, and tapping the cover of Lolita with my finger while leaning over to her side of the counter.
>"and this one's about a pedophile"
>her face is now awash with fear and horror
>"oh my god" she mutters
>"God's dead, honey"
>everyone around us goes dead silent
>scoop up my books and leave with them under my arm, unpaid for

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Looks peng you girl

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because they are stupid cunts tbqh

mboko

Feel extremely lonely despite living with family and having 3-4 friends

If I lived in complete isolation I would probably kill myself within a week

Girl I was absolutely obsessed with in 6th form is now some obese whale stay at home mum with two kids

Whew what an escape lads

Coz they're dumb
duh

01poo1

Asked a woman to go the Hoppings (huge funfair in Newcastle) with me tonight lads. she texted back saying she was already going "with a friend".

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At least you tried

You Muslim pigs, fuck you and fuck Mecca. IMO all Meccan facers should be nuked. So sick of you fuckers.

You Muslim pigs, fuck you and fuck Mecca. IMO all Meccan facers should be nuked. So sick of you fuckers.

You Muslim pigs, fuck you and fuck Mecca. IMO all Meccan facers should be nuked. So sick of you fuckers.

You Muslim pigs, fuck you and fuck Mecca. IMO all Meccan facers should be nuked. So sick of you fuckers.

You Muslim pigs, fuck you and fuck Mecca. IMO all Meccan facers should be nuked. So sick of you fuckers.

You Muslim pigs, fuck you and fuck Mecca. IMO all Meccan facers should be nuked. So sick of you fuckers.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ql-EZ219Cto

>iceland

runt

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>doner pizza
any good? normally i mean, not frozen

do waitrose have a good alcohol selection??

who /family, work, fatherland/ here?

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>drinking alcohol
degenerate

pics or it did not happen

someone hat this fool

>with a friend

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brainwashed toiler

if shes not a trans then she has goodlooking body

Can't drink much lads as I'm on-call for work. Does anyone else have a proper job?

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hi nigger

brown hands

mad how people gush over £50k being an amazing salary when it doesn't even comfortably rent you a studio flat in a bad area of london

lmao just lmao

Yes, they sell Tripel Karmeliet which is the best beer in the world

yeah but it's 9-5

I'm almost retching just looking at it. It's not even in the oven yet.

How do you define a proper job

>beer

how do you honestly and sincerely drink this disgusting shit

most people in the UK earn less than 25k

1. Mbappe is only 19
2. He is in peak shape phsycially
3. He has just dominated a world cup match, against Messi's Argentina
4. He is getting paid millions every year so can afford any hotel room
5. He is abroad in a foreign country and probably hasn't fucked since the start of the tournament
6. He is FRENCH and French men are amazing lovers, even the white ones
7. His dad is Cameroonian, they were oppressed by white French
8. His mum is Algerian, they were oppressed by white French
9. His name is Kylian, which must sound incredible to hear screamed in French by a woman
10. His girlfriend is much shorter than him
11. He is in one of the most racist countries in the world
12. He is probably getting hit on daily by russian girls and is horny as fuck
13. He has dominated the GOAT and tonight he will dominate another animal (his pig gf)
14. He has been playing with Giroud, considered one of the worlds sexiest players, and must want to show his gf that a black man is sexier
15. Seeing all of the waving tricolour flags (blue, white and red) probably reminds him of a blue condom in his white girlfriends red pussy (on his black dick) and is making him horny
16. The stadium billboards are for Qatar Airways, and this reminds him of the 2022 world cup which might end up boycotted, so he knows he might never get another chance to fuck his hot white gf after a world cup game
17. 30,000 Argies must have been shouting racial abuse at him all game so he wants racial revenge, and revenge is a dish best served on a white plate with black meat
18. The French national anthem is 'La Marsaillaise' which sounds like 'La Mayonnaise', Mayonnaise is white and he will want some of that
19. The game is ending in a brawl, which raises test

Jesus he will DESTROY her

the london rental market is ridiculous tbf

>someone hat this fool

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Literal mong

the 26% black gf
youtube.com/watch?v=hI3BI7InnZQ

looks grim even on the box tbf

did he come up with an answer?

unironically earn 60k per year lads

sheed

>this gypsy builder again

computers generate pseudorandom numbers.

Same reason why people pretend to like Tea/Coffee without plenty of milk and sugar. It tastes disgusting but you do it in order to fit in and look "mature".

havent had alcohol since I was 17 or something

One where if you fuck up it has consequences.

don't pay any tax either ;)

hat

France never oppressed, it uplifted

perpetually exhausted and dehydrated

>yfw Marr is far superior a song writer than Moz
youtube.com/watch?v=SXEc9WZ1bkY

What happens when the hundreds of thousands of “intellectually disabled” (below 70 IQ) immigrants we let in under the promise of cheap labor have their jobs automated? Do we all get a second job to pay for them to have 5+ kids in their subsidized housing?

What are you lads drinking tonight? For me it's Southern Comfort and coke with loads of ice and lemon and a nice Pinot Grigio.

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If I fuck up at work I could potentially lose the company a lot of money

not necessarily

it's because you don't own the means of production

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mad how people are proud of their "job"

>oh yes I get to suck toilbergs dick all day and work 10 hour days but >MUH JOB TITLE

It's nothing to be proud of, toil is a means to an end, nothing more, if you spend all your hours toiling you'll look back and regret it

>t. unemployed daft racist

This

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this is cringey as fuck so far

>toil is a means to an end
It's amazing how many people treat work as an end inside of itself though. Everything has to be a status symbol in this day and age.

find it hilarious how the runts on Jow Forums believe their "white ethnostate" would be some sort of utopia

It'd be a week before the infighting started without brown people to blame all of societies ills on

>So, what will your role be in the ethnostate, my fellow white?

>t. unemployed leftist

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Nice try mutt, but I'm full blooded white English heritage which can be tracked to the first settlers of my town.

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>proud

Think most people hate their job

get a rope find a strong branch and learn how to tie a knot mboko might be too many words for you to follow though

I earn 60k per year

g&t

and no im not a gril

how do I get a DNA test

Stella

just some pints, lid

copped

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lads I'm just now getting into this fitness and hygiene and taking care of myself meme. never bothered before really

how the fuck do you exfoliate and how do you measure calories for literally everything you eat

pepsi max