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actually it's because kids don't read enough books

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>IQ

literal retard

this country is horrible
youtube.com/watch?v=mkEfe5_uhaQ

loving the view from the luxury hotel I booked in your head m8. Love what you did with the pavilion, real nice work.

london mentioned

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this looked like a lot of fun

>53%

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The virgin sixth form lass I was supposed to go out with has gone to Mallorca

she's probably getting shagged by 50 guys isn't she

dont want to go out with her anymore

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give it a rest mboko

>yes, it's all your fault, VERY good goy

some people are just so unhappy with their own lives they love to make other peoples lives miserable

>england beating spain
>france beating brazil

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>England not going out to Columbia

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nonce

Whatever happens this has been the best World Cup in ages

bootlickers are disgusting even if i would lick her from head to toe

I am a Belfast Loyalist

>le rent free gimmick

stopped being funny about 2 weeks ago you boomer

what sort of dumb bint works 10+ hours for free

France won't play Brazil because Belgium will beat Brazil with ease

america is a third world shithole

remember lads, if you see any of these signs report the person to GCHQ immediately

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youtube.com/watch?v=fxhAg9BIPO8

making other people feel better is so much more satisfying than making them miserable

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shes 18 dickhead

loads of people at my toil works extra hours for free
sad to see

2006 was great. 2010 and 2014 were trash. 2002 was good because I was at football academy that year. 1998 was great cause I was very young so everything was great.

mummy helped me get through my hangover today
she's ever so nice

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did you see the lad posting about how jf flags get treated differently with a spanish flag last thread?

should ask him haha

delusional
you should be sectioned

tell it to the judge mate

>Belgium
>beating brazil

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2014 was fucking great

the 7-1 almost made it worth it that germany won
though

agreed
i've seen a few of these, going back to italia 90
the shocks and skills and memes in this one are great

INGERLUUUUUUUND
INGERLUUUUUUUUND

you've more labour protection than us though, how does that happen?

I watched this thing about how in the uk the new crime in vogue is to throw acid in people's faces and then steal their wallet/purse or whatever. It said that there are communities going in where everyone has a f-ed up face because they were acidified? And the criminals just run away and never get caught.

Is this true?

people too afraid to say no, living fear of the toilberg, desperate to get ahead, people who feel they should just because

dunno mate don't live in london

Not usually into blacked stuff but the thought of being Mbappes white girlfriend tonight is just too hot for me not to masturbate to. Think about the following

1. Mbappe is only 19
2. He is in peak shape phsycially
3. He has just dominated a world cup match, against Messi's Argentina
4. He is getting paid millions every year so can afford any hotel room
5. He is abroad in a foreign country and probably hasn't fucked since the start of the tournament
6. He is FRENCH and French men are amazing lovers, even the white ones
7. His dad is Cameroonian, they were oppressed by white French
8. His mum is Algerian, they were oppressed by white French
9. His name is Kylian, which must sound incredible to hear screamed in French by a woman
10. His girlfriend is much shorter than him
11. He is in one of the most racist countries in the world
12. He is probably getting hit on daily by russian girls and is horny as fuck
13. He has dominated the GOAT and tonight he will dominate another animal (his pig gf)
14. He has been playing with Giroud, considered one of the worlds sexiest players, and must want to show his gf that a black man is sexier
15. Seeing all of the waving tricolour flags (blue, white and red) probably reminds him of a blue condom in his white girlfriends red pussy (on his black dick) and is making him horny
16. The stadium billboards are for Qatar Airways, and this reminds him of the 2022 world cup which might end up boycotted, so he knows he might never get another chance to fuck his hot white gf after a world cup game
17. 30,000 Argies must have been shouting racial abuse at him all game so he wants racial revenge, and revenge is a dish best served on a white plate with black meat
18. The French national anthem is 'La Marsaillaise' which sounds like 'La Mayonnaise', Mayonnaise is white and he will want some of that
19. The game is ending in a brawl, which raises test

Jesus he will DESTROY her

probably the same way it works here

>i-if i work extra hard maybe toilberg will notice me

twitter.com/search?q=var racist&src=typd
how thick are pooskins lmao

Very easily

labour protection doesn't matter when nothing is reported

when the balance of power is in favour of employers(as it is right now) people will go to extreme lengths to keep their job, this often includes unpaid overtime and shit

the only true englishmen live in the north

some of the shithole countries are such shitholes they are begging trump to save them pmsl

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anxiety has gotten to the point where simple things like a haircut have become terrifying. i wanted to go last weekend but i was so nervous i started heaving in the street on the way. i actually started heaving while getting my haircut earlier this year. and that's with a benzo down me.

>3. He has just dominated a world cup match, against Messi's Argentina
>against Messi's Argentina
Are you trying to talk him down?

ah yes mark's here

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imagine reading the bible lmao
fucking gay

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youtube.com/watch?v=VmQNo8xtcAg

next forza is going to be set in the countryside
never seen a game set in Britain before, looks funky aha

2001, 2003, and 2006 were the GOAT years

hang the darkies

those shithole african and south american countries shouldn't even be let in should be a white mans world cup made up of only white players

if they are not shitholes, and the US is such a racist oppressive country, why are people risking the lives of their whole family trying to enter the US illegally through deserts, mountains and rivers

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>2006
ROBBED

that sounds like actual crippling anxiety. grim

where does it stem from lad

Minimum wage? It's time to talk about a maximum wage

annihilate the gays

hate to give you this advice lad, but opioids > benzos. see if you can score some tramadol.
trust me, there's nothing opioids can't sort out. i snort a bit of tramadol and drop a few strong cocodomal and i'm fucking floating around completing tasks all day long.

>none of the lads on love island wanted to shag this

are they literally gay?

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people can want to leave countries that are not shitholes

homophobe

OH NO NO NO NO

ur sister a slag
*gets your best player red carded*

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lefties and logic don't go together in different dimensions lefties are

had my first haircut in 8+ months this week
pretended the sweat pouring off me was due to the weather
then sat in silence for 5 minutes while the woman cutting the hair of the person in the chair next to me had a warm and friendly and easy conversation with the lad
couldn't wait to get out of there but felt amazing walking home knowing it was done

The R in VAR stands for Racist.

Video Assistant Racist.

don't understand how materazzi wasn't sent off for that

leftists compare the usa with the utopia in their heads that the media promised them

never trust a wop

The state of british culture oh my dayz
youtube.com/watch?v=sS2t7HW1PJI

then there wouldn't be any more /brit/ from the looks of these absolutely abhorrent posts

le black gf
shite gimmick from a low iq individual like yourself

8pm bedtime. you kids will understand once you're older. hope i provided enough content for you runts for the day.

the benzo virgin vs. the opiate chad

ref didn't hear it what is he gunna do, take the skinhead who just headbutted someone's word for it that 'he deserved it'?

>t. seething rourke

youtube.com/watch?v=7UHAFihMY58

bangre

can't trust the itis can you mate

would love a cuddle (male) and an arse molesting after

heh reminds me of this

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great, now we have a 'tismomick for each side of the spectrum

scum of the earth i know youre just a contrarian bastard could guarantee youre universally despised among your peers as well, in fact do you even have any friends left in this point?

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writing a postmodern deconstruction of the Chad archetype

>rourke

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