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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

Edition

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Greek love is the purest form of love.

HEY NOW HEY NOW DON'T DREAM ITS OVER

love ralph waldo emerson
love thoreau
simple as

transcendentalism was shit and I hate that American literature is remembered for that and garish Bohemian writers

>love ralph waldo emerson
>love thoreau
>simple as

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And by Greek love I mean gay sex.

Geek love is the purest form of love.

why aren't there more continentals in /brit/? we have a lot of yanks, canadians, irish and aussies but not many continentals

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love the clock-like beat

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what's the most controversial opinion you have?

Gayposting and anime edition.

we voted brexit

don't think women should have rights

women shouldn't have the right to vote

brexit

/brit/ has a reputation for extreme autism in other generals

full nigger wanker

wouldn't mind walking around central london at night with this album playing

as opposed to..?

Thought it was aping the Milius' Conan question about what is best in life at first

ahaha great minds think alike

black people are not british

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I love that there's 200+ countries in the world yet only like 20 of them making anything worth buying

art

anyone have that "today i will listen to burial" image

anime

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yeah

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yea

>thinking back about being a little cunt as a kid and bullying that one nice kid
terrible feeling that is. he only wanted friends and we just sat outside his house calling him names until his mum had to come out, then we started calling him mummy's boy until he cried

zip it

There's really only three, japan, usa and china.

I should be given free money for doing nothing because I frankly I'm a lazy piece of garbage but I've still got to eat.

I wish I was born rich so I never had to work.

should've gangraped his mum and given him some bizarre fetish

any full nigger wanker in?

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normies should be nuked

>t. never read walden

solange is CUTE

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I fucking hate people lads

Asked me if I do this every day, I said "Often"
Asked how many times she rode the wave, "Not so often"
Bitches down to do it either way, often
Baby I can make that pussy rain, often
Often, often, girl I do this often
Make that pussy pop and do it how I want it
Often, often, girl I do this often
Make that pussy pop and do it how I want it

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A HORSE BORN IN A BARN IS STILL A HORSE!

walden was shit. one of those books that is only praised because it's old

opinions on lily allen?

islam is the work of the devil

want to put my willy in her while she berates me and humiliates me afterwards in a hit song

iktf
i don't know why i was such a cunt. i honestly thought i was helping him, i wanted him to hit me back or say some shit back to me. i would've been happy for him. instead he cried or whimpered and that made me want to hurt him even more.
it sounds like i'm trying to justify being a little cunt, but i honestly did want him to be like the other lads.

>not tar
alri billionaire

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i liked it
if you didn't then that's your problem, not mine or thoreau's

she cried on tv because she cares about the refugees

Who is your journalistfu?

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Can someone please explain the following mindset:
>I don't want this tax break, I want my taxes to go towards the ABC and to poor Australians

So why don't they take the money that they get from the tax break and donate it straight to the ABC and to charities that help the poor without the bureaucratic middlemen?

because you're a dumb pseudo intellectual, that's why. bet you love movies from the 1920s just because they're old and praised by critics

*breaks smash ball*
looks like you're headed to the spirit realm kiddo

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sterilisation of the infirm and those with a life-long dependence upon state welfare (making it likely their kids will do the same) isn't such a bad idea

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Her early stuff is decent. Her current stuff is atrocious.

I usually don't listen to music made by women. Not by choice, all of my favourite musicians just happen to have a penis and balls.

meh, he wasn't that nice and he was weird as fuck (and still is).

Unfortunately he ended up on the same course at the same uni as me and was rapey as fuck before failing out (was the only guy in the feminist society but built a reputation for dragging paralytically drunk girls back while sober)

sorry is this a refugee or an identitarian?

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*dabs*

Find me two generals with fewer gay weebs than /lat/ on this board

>i didn't like it therefore the huge numbers of people who do like it are just pretending
open your mind
maybe it was good

oh my days

*drops a cloned bowling ball in your path*

hope you're not implying girls cant have a willy

sounds like a top lad

half Scottish, half Indonesian

holy shit
that's literally what women do when they want you to like them

I think Lorde is attractive but my friends thinks she's ugly. Can I get some second opinions?

any war criminal fetishist in

why are there so many twitter accounts dedicated to muh empire
STRONGLY suspect they're all the work of the irish

nah, I've read the critic's opinions as well. they're all pseud opinion on how they loved the revolutionary and pioneering literary techniques etc.
the story is fucking shite and even they know it. it's loved because it's old, literally.

need to go shop but smell a bit niffy
might have a shower and go get cigs
but then i have no money for beer and i want beer as well
but i want cigs
but i want beer
*continues ad nauseum*

bitch looks like a proppa alien
a bleached avatar

go home tony

She's ugly. You're only attracted to her because her voice turns you on.

>racemixing with Croats

Not even once

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Get the beer. Beer will make you drunk. What will cigs do? Rot your lungs?

I'd rather be drunk.

>beer will get you drunk
4 large pints in, still not feeling a buzz
people who want to get drunk go for a proper drink like whiskey/vodka

A government's single purpose is to maximise the welfare of its own citizens. While this might extend prgamatically to citizens of other countries (due to game theory etc.), it means that a government should prioritise stopping one single murder or rape (never mind the opportunity cost) than accepting any of the several millions of refugees trying to get into Europe.

>story
what story?
there isn't a story
you didn't understand the book mate
you read some shitty amateur critics who liked it for the wrong reasons, and used that to validate your own opinion
everyone who says they like it is pretending?

any /creepycideruncle/ man in?

only got a tenner
i'm like a third of the way to drunk, and a tenner won't take me much further
that'll just be frustrating
cigs on the other hand might be satisfying

When I think "New Zealand" I think "Middle of Nowhere". It's the furthest you can get away from civilisation.

give a dude a hobo blowjob
extra quid for drink and smokes
+ your thirst for homo adventures will be sated to boot

Ummm, it's right near peak civilisation aka melbourne

nope
furthest you can get from civilisation is an antifa protest

>what story?
>there isn't a story
summed it up. it's fucking shit
find me a review where the critic doesn't suck thereau's dick about how "revolutionary" and "pioneering" his writing was. that's literally the only reason why it's liked. it's fucking shit to anyone else who doesn't give a shit about the history of literary techniques.

Damn didn't realize I was so much of a virgin freak. Gonna need and reflect on some things

wot

t. "America, but gayer"

>right near
doubt, it's probably a thousand miles away if not more

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lads don't worry once women reach age 24-26 they get desperate and want to marry just about anyone

they are
the irish are permanently mad at britain
should've gassed the island

t. Middle of nowhere

don't want leftovers

>marrying
>ever

gerrarraheah with this beta crap

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he's not trying to write a story though
never mind what critics said
i never read a single review
just picked it up, read it without any bias or prejuduce
liked the premise and the theme
don't agree with the author on everything but i don't need to
good book
simple as

*presses the button that locks all the doors and notifies police*