To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
>thinking back about being a little cunt as a kid and bullying that one nice kid terrible feeling that is. he only wanted friends and we just sat outside his house calling him names until his mum had to come out, then we started calling him mummy's boy until he cried
Lucas Johnson
zip it
Camden Murphy
There's really only three, japan, usa and china.
Lucas Cox
I should be given free money for doing nothing because I frankly I'm a lazy piece of garbage but I've still got to eat.
I wish I was born rich so I never had to work.
Juan Green
should've gangraped his mum and given him some bizarre fetish
Asked me if I do this every day, I said "Often" Asked how many times she rode the wave, "Not so often" Bitches down to do it either way, often Baby I can make that pussy rain, often Often, often, girl I do this often Make that pussy pop and do it how I want it Often, often, girl I do this often Make that pussy pop and do it how I want it
walden was shit. one of those books that is only praised because it's old
Leo Brooks
opinions on lily allen?
Ryan Brown
islam is the work of the devil
Brody Stewart
want to put my willy in her while she berates me and humiliates me afterwards in a hit song
Zachary Gray
iktf i don't know why i was such a cunt. i honestly thought i was helping him, i wanted him to hit me back or say some shit back to me. i would've been happy for him. instead he cried or whimpered and that made me want to hurt him even more. it sounds like i'm trying to justify being a little cunt, but i honestly did want him to be like the other lads.
Can someone please explain the following mindset: >I don't want this tax break, I want my taxes to go towards the ABC and to poor Australians
So why don't they take the money that they get from the tax break and donate it straight to the ABC and to charities that help the poor without the bureaucratic middlemen?
Carson Stewart
because you're a dumb pseudo intellectual, that's why. bet you love movies from the 1920s just because they're old and praised by critics
Eli Bailey
*breaks smash ball* looks like you're headed to the spirit realm kiddo
sterilisation of the infirm and those with a life-long dependence upon state welfare (making it likely their kids will do the same) isn't such a bad idea
Her early stuff is decent. Her current stuff is atrocious.
I usually don't listen to music made by women. Not by choice, all of my favourite musicians just happen to have a penis and balls.
Kevin Martinez
meh, he wasn't that nice and he was weird as fuck (and still is).
Unfortunately he ended up on the same course at the same uni as me and was rapey as fuck before failing out (was the only guy in the feminist society but built a reputation for dragging paralytically drunk girls back while sober)
Find me two generals with fewer gay weebs than /lat/ on this board
John Bell
>i didn't like it therefore the huge numbers of people who do like it are just pretending open your mind maybe it was good
David Watson
oh my days
*drops a cloned bowling ball in your path*
hope you're not implying girls cant have a willy
sounds like a top lad
Isaiah Evans
half Scottish, half Indonesian
Michael Cook
holy shit that's literally what women do when they want you to like them
Noah Carter
I think Lorde is attractive but my friends thinks she's ugly. Can I get some second opinions?
Camden Gonzalez
any war criminal fetishist in
Cooper Cooper
why are there so many twitter accounts dedicated to muh empire STRONGLY suspect they're all the work of the irish
Nolan Martinez
nah, I've read the critic's opinions as well. they're all pseud opinion on how they loved the revolutionary and pioneering literary techniques etc. the story is fucking shite and even they know it. it's loved because it's old, literally.
Jaxon Mitchell
need to go shop but smell a bit niffy might have a shower and go get cigs but then i have no money for beer and i want beer as well but i want cigs but i want beer *continues ad nauseum*
Jayden Rivera
bitch looks like a proppa alien a bleached avatar
Andrew Perry
go home tony
Benjamin Thompson
She's ugly. You're only attracted to her because her voice turns you on.
Get the beer. Beer will make you drunk. What will cigs do? Rot your lungs?
I'd rather be drunk.
Christopher Wood
>beer will get you drunk 4 large pints in, still not feeling a buzz people who want to get drunk go for a proper drink like whiskey/vodka
Anthony Anderson
A government's single purpose is to maximise the welfare of its own citizens. While this might extend prgamatically to citizens of other countries (due to game theory etc.), it means that a government should prioritise stopping one single murder or rape (never mind the opportunity cost) than accepting any of the several millions of refugees trying to get into Europe.
Oliver Watson
>story what story? there isn't a story you didn't understand the book mate you read some shitty amateur critics who liked it for the wrong reasons, and used that to validate your own opinion everyone who says they like it is pretending?
Henry Baker
any /creepycideruncle/ man in?
Henry Nelson
only got a tenner i'm like a third of the way to drunk, and a tenner won't take me much further that'll just be frustrating cigs on the other hand might be satisfying
Lucas Miller
When I think "New Zealand" I think "Middle of Nowhere". It's the furthest you can get away from civilisation.
Jack Kelly
give a dude a hobo blowjob extra quid for drink and smokes + your thirst for homo adventures will be sated to boot
Brayden Lopez
Ummm, it's right near peak civilisation aka melbourne
Luis Harris
nope furthest you can get from civilisation is an antifa protest
Hudson Brooks
>what story? >there isn't a story summed it up. it's fucking shit find me a review where the critic doesn't suck thereau's dick about how "revolutionary" and "pioneering" his writing was. that's literally the only reason why it's liked. it's fucking shit to anyone else who doesn't give a shit about the history of literary techniques.
Landon Torres
Damn didn't realize I was so much of a virgin freak. Gonna need and reflect on some things
Christopher Brooks
wot
Hunter Torres
t. "America, but gayer"
Dominic Hernandez
>right near doubt, it's probably a thousand miles away if not more
he's not trying to write a story though never mind what critics said i never read a single review just picked it up, read it without any bias or prejuduce liked the premise and the theme don't agree with the author on everything but i don't need to good book simple as
Elijah Evans
*presses the button that locks all the doors and notifies police*