/brit/

masturbation is a sin. repent now user.

how would we get newfoundland all the way over here and attach it to the united kingdom?

doesn't need to be, it's not the victorian era any more
it's only a five hour flight away from heathrow

would rather not be

I'd have to move out for that.
She looks nice. I'll try and find a vid where she's getting smashed by BBC.

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>from heathrow
i'd rather swim

>tfw i'm the only brit left in /brit/

i think it's time to go to bed lad...

listening to the quake iii soundtrack i just downloaded from the 'seek

masturbation? you mean soul mutilation?

>>me
FUCK OFF

please post in my thread

this but unironically

semen is the lifeblood of man, stop disposing of it so often and so cheaply

MHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /brit/

Thr jangle pop ting

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they are shit and only retards wear flanel shirts with jeans kys Jow Forumsmfa

>white guy

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canadian independence was just some administrative procedure
not very impressive

Just blew my load in a napkin.

Just remember, you can't have ads with too few women, you can't have ads with few men and many women, you can't have ads that display female bodies, but you also can't deny female body positive

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Korean gf having a nap on me

So cute

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>americans are violent savages
yes we know

Me and my bitch

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Females are hardwired to want to be pretty. It's what they live for.

that's a nice watch fren, here is mine

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I can't go more than 2 days without blowing my load. I'm addicted.

The male looking up adoringly at one of the females while she held court would have been more appropriate for our modern era. Men need to listen instead of talk/fix...duh...how the fuck hard is that to understand???

Would you choose the Latin bimbo or the Nordic bimbo?

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he looks like a nice jolly chap
would compliment his watch just to see his cheeky smile

To be fair he does look like Kim Jong Un dispensing advice on how best to stimulate a cow's prostate

gonna marry her lads

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why are yank eggs so white?

nordic bimbo has far superior genes plus latin bimbos turn fat and ugly rather quickly

Make sure she works too. Don't fall into the trap of having to support another human being. If she can't pay her half, she can go out on the street.

All of my sister's friends are braindead thots and I hate her for bringing them into our house. Their voices are annoying.

refunded the last 3(5 including DLC) games I bought

nordic of course

fuck off

oooh the yank is tetchy about any possible doubts

im alt chad

I'm an incel

i think my coworker is gay lads
i was wearing nothing but a white tshirt whilst lifting heavy things today and his got all gay

You're going to regret not listening to me. Far too many men have busted their backs and been cheated.

we live in an age of such decadence that I can see 50+ brand new videos of women debasing themselves and say 'find me more'

good choice OP. Not really a fan of the date at 4 and cut off 10, but the dial is pretty clean for a chrono and its a nice green. I'm waiting on my new watch atm

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he had his cock out?

fuck off retard
you know literally nothing about my situation

got an ingrown hair on my hip that got infected and now it hurts like fucking SHIT

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better get tested

business idea: sell counterfeit fentanyl containing vicodin to prince

No, but I do know a thing or two about being taken advantage of my females.

worried the gf is the reason her marriage failed
worried she'll take the same approach to our marriage

watching ''vetclinicgambia'' videos and the german guy has such an underlying hatred of the black pet owners he meets lul
feel bad for the dogs though

I touched an african french girl named Awa. (sp?)

*nice for what by drake comes on*

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his voice*

Reddit is making fun of Tim, lads

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mean spirited and deplorable

I met a gipsy he was married 8 times at 23

He actually sounds like fun

Why are you in Reddit? Nigger

it all started with underage newcunts here posting tim over there with no thought given to how tim will handle it
not happy

I cannot look at that man's face without feeling uncomfortable

Kenny Chesney concert next door

Think that image might even have been made here. Someone has posted something similar in the past

USA

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Thanks user, what did you get? I think my next purchase will be the meme Seiko 5 diver, just because I want a good quality-for-price beater diver. I really prefer to only have one nice "luxury" watch in my collection (Rolex Datejust II) and a bunch of other high quality cheaper, sturdy watches. Feel like I have to be too careful wearing an expensive watch.

Do any of you lads do drugs?

literally my car

I thought so.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZABmGe7CjWc

banger

yeah paracetamol, i get migraines

i do drugs because is makes me cool

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youtube.com/watch?v=FqVLT8vgZYw

Weed today but that's because the gipsy offered.
OFC /brit/ does all kind of things.

shite out of an arse

I'm nodding on heroin right now

is that a bit of ye ye?

One could say so.

gf said i'm the "smartest fucking guy in the world" lads
gf also said i'm "really fucking good looking good"

gf said i'm an "amazing person" as well haha

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don't know what this webm is going to be haha

hope it's not porn :x

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pic related with hand wound movement. I'm very excited for it and this will be my one expensive watch for quite some time. Like you I have a few cheap ones (F91W, Vostok amphibia, SSB031) and one special watch which this will be. I don't really worry about damage though as for me a watch is made to be worn. If I felt apprehensive about wearing one I honestly just wouldn't buy it, though I find once you have the first good ding or scratch the worry dissipates anyway. The exception though I must admit is the crystal, but I've somehow never managed to actually get any real scratches on them. Which version is your Datejust? Which colour dial?

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mine always beats me down and tries to make me feel stupid all the time. i graduated with a >3.9. i think she's just insecure but it wears me down

typical white guy problems

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leave her obviously wtf

Wish I could experience heroin without the whole heroin addiction part.
Based gypsies.
Drugs aren't cool. They just make you feel good.

i just realized how bad that looks re-reading that. but it's not even on my radar to leave her even though we argue constantly. would be too much of an emotional struggle and i don't want to have it

That's one sleek watch, I like it. Not big on the band but that's a minor thing, and I dunno how I feel about the blue arms but I think I like them. Also f91w master race, though my current favorite is actually my gx56bb

Will post pictures of datejust in a second, it's on my phone

I wish I had someone who spoke of me in that way.

its a cute cat!

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