/brit/ *when you sleep by my bloody valentine comes on* edition

lmao Wayne Rooney is coming to DC to play MLS
don't football players find it embarrassing to be put out to pasture in a shitty American league?

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Terry looks like my gradma in this pic

Kill all Sc*ts

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Idk, how do you dress normally?
A lot of girls say I should dress less "formal" yet I don't think a button up shirt and jeans or chinos is really all that formal
I don't really have an answer, I think girls like a "big" looking guy, but usually different sorts of girls; smaller thinner ones, and lots of them (here and in America) get sort of peeved if you make it look like you work out at all.
Girl I'm seeing now is a big gym tomboy type so I've had no issues recently

Maybe they respond better on off days because you don't have as much of a pump but you still look "strong" but it's an effortless strength (not really but it looks like it to girls)

Just downloaded an anime game

Well lads - did 200ug yesterday

It was a bit hairy will not lie to you

Enjoy the permanent brain damage.

*citation needed

holding back the urge to cry

Drunk lads

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been proven that all those illegal drugs like mdma, lsd and weed don't damage your brain like alcohol and tobacco

>drugnerds trying to take alcohol and smokes from us as revenge

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dirty lungs dirty liver head ass why dont u just smoke dude weed oh wait ur a sexpat and ur hands will get cut off if u get caught haha

Tobacco should be illegal.

When did TVs get so good?
>open youtube on phone/tablet
>press one button and it sends youtube video to TV

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meth makes you 10X more productive then ritalin or coffee does yet the government still bans in
clearly a conspiracy

*downloads ASMR - Girlfriend Roleplay*

How come when I smoke weed my lungs feel alright, but when I smoke a cigarette it feels like my lungs are dying?

Haven't smoked a cig in years.

*grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you*

having an asian girlfriend is the irl version of watching ASMR - Girlfriend Roleplay

>doesnt lift
>cant even get a regular gf
>cant even get a regular life
>attention seeks on Jow Forums

and yet you still have the sheer audacity to judge others

cigarettes are good for you mate

hey mister, don't be so grumpy.. I'm sure things will get better soon x

fuck off twerp

Marijuana actually has beneficial compounds in it. Tobacco just straight up poisons your body.

>dude weed leaf is actually serious
wew. thought it was just ironic

nicotine makes you a genius
t. joe rogan

LA LA WATCH ME TURN MY WHOLE COUNTRY WHITE
NAH NAH NOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTTHIN KIKE

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i'm gonna cum on your face and see how you like it rice nigger

hitler was a meanie racist

The world is secretly ruled by the Huguenots and their Huguenot Pope.

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can you not?

pic related is thailad

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could go for a bacon sandwich

vampires are real and anyone who says otherwise is a vampire trying to suppress the truth

same

>tfw not a vampire

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it would probably be shit

need a big titty vampire gf that will suck my cock then all the blood out afterwards

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damn you guys aren’t funny at all on sunday mornings

pure unadulterated Judaism

*gives the sauce bottle a fair shake*

i'm being serious i really wish i was a vampire

wish people would shut the fuck up up about shitaly
the rat looking minister of interior sends 3 boats away and all of the sudden hes the new messiah

scabby nosferatu claws typed this post

>the new messiah
more like the new hitler (or mussolini)

*vampire in the moonlight countin money up by lil tracy comes on*

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I do not drink spirituous liquors nor do I consume the flesh of swine.

you can either be a horn dog or a corn dog

*google searches songs about vampires*

where does a catdog fall on this spectrum

gf currently dry humping me. fuck off bitch

what's it like to be australian

put off signing up for graduate studies for a year now
let's not make it two gang

like bags of sand

with or without salty coins

salty coins and milk

youtube.com/watch?v=qw-LU0mI9fI

Is it bad that this makes me feel proud?

I'm Jewish

im pooish

I wish I was Jewish.

write a comedy screenplay for me

how about a post-apocalyptic comedy set in australia where the entire world has been ravaged by an alien invasion but the aliens forgot about australia so life just continues as usual

australia is eden

*when the rapper refers to a white bitch*

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whatever
italy is now the "BASED POLAND" flavor of the month for the alt right

Finna go swim in the lido lads

why are so many famous actors secretly australian

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australian-jewish alliance

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Another date today

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29 today, NEET with no money, still live with parents

Quite a grim affair

australia is the mythical utopia

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I only share one of those traits, but it's still quite a grim affair

mad how americans though invading iraq and reelecting this guy would avenge 911

literally
YEAH KILLEM!!

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I'm a Nihilist.

oy vey australia does too exist

*holds hand over shut it down button*

mozza t b h

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