/brit/ *music comes on* edition

That's convenient

I downloaded it months ago but never got around to watching

Muslims have a natural hatred of gay people

Have noticed a trend of white people using the word "shook" incorrectly lately
Need them out of business

not an argument

yes, twice with the second trip being part of their cruise package

grug smash nut with bone

grug make tools

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he was a fun poster. miss him

poley you're not trans, you're just a very confused homophobic mentally ill man
accept your true self and overcome your toxic masculinity

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*inhales*
APE
NO
KILL
APE

if you swipe right too many times consecutively it labels you as a bot and you get put in the bottom of the stack

>average male on tinder gets 0.6 matches in 100 swipes

what's the point in even trying, dating in 2018 just feels so hopeless

>accept your true self
I fear that I could be a monster

a rapist and a bully

>dating
Yikes. people don't really do this, do they? That's boomer shit.

he is a big boy

wanna meet tim just don,t wana tuch him

you're already a monster

what did they mean by this

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is it fun?

OI, less of the moni bullying alright, she's done nothing wrong

it's coming home

what's worse is when you actually look decent, get matches, and then they say (verbatim) shit like "Hi" or "noTthing" or "goin dancin".

Im worried that Im not even conversing with real human beings at this point

I had a few hundred matches and I'm 6/10 at best

>she

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>that 30 year old Boomer who goes on cruises

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what do you think you fucking dumb micky mouse twat

very stuffy today lads

it was fun for me, but I was 8 the first time and 14 when we went on the cruise

it's very expensive and I would NOT go there during summer

I want to pound every hole on Emma Watson’s body.

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that number is inflated by the fact that the thirstiest, ugliest, most desperate males are the ones that swipe the most.

RATTLED

my dating app was WoW

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Why isn't this nutter in a mental hospital yet? Honestly it's ridiculous that he's allowed complete freedom to do what he wants and make life a living hell for his neighbours

whats the anime where characters go into a store and there's action figures for like different body parts

I dab. I fidget spin. I play fortnite. I hate boomers.

I am a zoomer.

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I feel like I found it easier to spend money on stuff when I was working part time than full time. I don't know why.
I managed to buy my computer, I bought an iPad, a PS4 etc etc all while I was working part time. Since working full time I think the most expensive thing I've bought is an old film camera for like £200.

>incels thinking they are intellectually superior again

shock

I’d put my basilisk in Hermione Granger’s chamber of secrets.

done some very lewd things on that tbf

great fucking post love it

does gen z really hate boomers like millenials?

my dad met a 40-something year old woman on wow during the wrath days and they had lots of sex together irl

Need the Sun out of business lads

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might play golf

anyone seen the anime that has enemies called cosplayers who have to get their clothes removed to be weakened?

Looking at vids of the 'antifa-altrights' patently staged skirmishes in yankeeland is like looking at NATO's Nazi-Euromaidan fighting itself.

How do you tell the difference between an 'altright' and an 'antifa'?
The antifa has covered their swastika tattoo with three lightning bolts.

Cant be bothered to build a real fighting organisation capable of combating the fascist State & its henchmen? Never fear, antifa wrestling entertainments are here!

I never got why they called it "Chamber of Secrets" in-universe. It's a secret chamber, not a chamber with secrets in it. You'd think they'd call it Slytherin's Chamber instead.

you have less expenses working part time.
part time you don't have to buy lunch every day because you don't work long enough to have a lunch break. you have to pay less for travel to and from work etc etc

Watching Peep show for the 4th time.

yea
great as a kid
utter boring shit as a teen
great as an adult

>Yet while the 30-year-old office worker who sat down in front of her was handsome, polite and smartly-dressed, the minute Natasha brought up the Labour leader’s policies, any spark of attraction was extinguished. ‘When I mentioned Jeremy Corbyn he said: “Who’s that?” I couldn’t believe it,’ says Natasha.

>Like many arts degrees, her media and communications course is dominated by female students, and Natasha claims the few male undergraduates ‘lack the intellectual maturity to handle conversations’.

>She prefers instead to date older men she meets through her part-time job as a nightclub promoter. Yet even more mature men fail to show the requisite enthusiasm for her university projects — which include a radio documentary she recently produced on ‘the pressure that black women are under to adhere to white beauty stereotypes’.

>She acknowledges some of her degree subjects were a bit ‘out there’ — they included gender and sexuality in Africa and reproduction in new medical technology — but adds: ‘It was hurtful that men didn’t want to talk about them.

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>Contributions from parents and relatives are having a huge impact on the U.K. housing market, particularly in the capital, where it now costs the average Londoner a record 14.5 times their annual salary to purchase a home, according to researcher Hometrack.

my sides

lads do toilets in gay clubs have gloryholes?

buy theatre tickets

My plans

>July - Nothing (unless World Cup counts)
>August - Possibly Iron-Maiden
>September - Nothing (Hoping to get Harry Potter tickets)
>October - Hamilton
>November - WWE
>December - Wicked
>January - Rocky Horror (May not attend)
>February - Les Mis

2 tubes of jaffa cakes down the hatch, mummy has just come back from work and put dinner in the oven too

Part time office toiler+run my own small internet business master race
the goal is to grow the business so I can only do that but 20 hours a week for toilberg isnt so bad

ask one of your dads haha

it's like a massive orgy in there at all hours so there's no need

No one cares about some random op-ed piece from the MSM
go away

the funniest thing about incels is they think like this even though they have crap exam results and a mediocre degree

wish I lived up north so I could come with you moni, love theatre

Is Mount and Blade worth playing or should you just skip it and go straight onto Mount and Blade Warband?

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
bOOMER

hope your dumb little business fails like it inevitably will

good lad

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>stubble
fuck off

If retarded pakis can run corner shops I can run my business

going to Russia and going for a depressed visa hunter hipster gf

actual virgin

you've got to be kidding me

>too smart
>Like many arts degrees, her media and communications course

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Dublin is not much better

I look like Roland Orzabal

'magine 'he 'smell

Wish I was fucking dead.

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yes yes YES

alri lads

Impressionism is the best form of art

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*burp*
God isn't real Morty, rip that bandaid off

thoughts lads?

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actual faggot who enjoys getting pegged but tells everyone he's not a faggot

they're fronts for money laundering, ever noticed how there's way too many paki shops and they all simultaenously stay in business?

i've been to legoland

not bad logic I guess
he is kidding. he posts that everyday

Only normies find peep show funny because they're literally sociopaths with no empathy that can't, even for a second, put themselves in the position of the awkward retard and love laughing at them for 20minutes. All they can do is imagine being the normie who the main characters are embarassing themselves in front of.

i bet this natasha hopper person would hate me if she saw how ugly i am even tho i'm tres intellectual

Could those tits be any more fucking squeezed together

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something to change your situation
>p-please help me
Do you not know how to use the god damned internet?

strawpoll.me/15999504
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