/brit/ bollocks obliterator edition

ah yes the "call your opponent a rasheed despite being a sheed yourself because you know your opponent doesn't like sheeds" defense
very nice

grim, why so early?

lads whats the best tube station in london? train autist here and want to visit new ones

Fucking JFs...

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>he doesn't know

Would not say that. Although some businesses are just there because of the current setup of the economy.

2hr commute, dunno I just work far away

moving in a few months

worked out a way of scamming the local buses

stagecoach lincolnshire wo t know what has hit them

& sneed

sounds like something a janny would say

having a good sleeping pattern is very nice but it's hard to maintain

keep edging it further and further and bam after a week you're sleeping at 2am again

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hot out

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>lincolnshire

A poorman's Hampshire

wow women have such hard lives
youtube.com/watch?v=z6W31P0e9Qo

>he thinks i have the time or willpower to clean up a board for free

Disgusting. Why is this shit not outlawed? Fucking yankish culture.

>free money enough to rent a nice looking flat in oxfordshire rains from the sky and it lands on this fat mental wazzock
fuck's SAKE

there's like 300 stations lad look online

it's probably one of the sub-surface stations and one of the countryside stations

>Hampshire
a poor man's surrey

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Hampshire is the southern powerhouse you absolute nonce. Enjoy your Croydon lmao

The janny is a johnny foreigner. Don't ask me how I know.

setting my alarm for 3 hours from now and doing a power nap because Toilberg says if I come in late again I shouldn't bother coming in the next day

>outlawing legitimate business interests

No wonder we voted leave mate

Lads is it possible to check my bank balance using a yank atm?

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t. watford

Where did you get this knowledge

just leave your details here and we'll check it for you

i like Westminster. canary wharf. Earls Court. Great Portland Street. chesham&epping because they're in the middle of nowhere. some others too

Spain have the experience, but they are too old. Russians have no talent and no experience but are quick on their feet.

How about now? x

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Strength or hypertrophy... Strength or hypertrophy... Hmmm...

>watford

other side mate

Pretty sue it's from his family, not council

Probably, do you not have internet banking tho? lmaooo

>2011+7
>not having internet banking

mate

Is that Greg the Man Moon? I didn't know he was a popular meme here

Well lads?

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still dont really understand swift codes and why i'd need one

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Westminster, Farringdon, Baker Street

I M O

I crush british bollocks between my thighs

*relocates to canada*

self-preservation

One of the lads I went to uni with unironically shagged Laurie Penny

Fucking hell..Want a referendum to rescind her passport

openly talk about white genocide and jews on my facebook, and my toil master i on my friends list. don't think she'd say anything though haha

gay

would definitely try to catch a peek of his willy if i ever have a black mate

*snap*

would love to get my hands on a few of these but can't find them anywhere

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this isn't very good kickball gbh

Ive known many heterosexual females who have not decided to look like they shoved their head into a freshly cleaned toilet bowl

was there ever any laurie penny nudes

just one would put you on your arse

looks like a solid 3/10

Toilberg doesn't care, mate. It's a PITA to replace a good employee. If you're meek and submissive enough, you could believe and say whatever.

both if natty

same lmao whyd they advertise it so much and not sell it anywhere

Nah I got some of Rose though

*snap*

Yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation

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Oh toiler boy the alarm the alarm is ringing
From 9 to 5 you toil the days away
The year's are gone and all your friends are leaving
'Tis you 'tis you must toil and I must bide

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true but working a 9-5 makes it pretty easy to maintain. i go to the gym at the office after work so i'm always pretty tired when i get home. eat dinner, smoke some weed, get in bed, shitpost a little, then I'm out like a light

t. Deano O'Houlihan

So... 1 week SS, 1 week PPL?

dont care about politics

just care about my immediate own life

not in a dumb deano way but in an enlightened -what even is good and what can we actually know about it way

>It's a PITA to replace a good employee

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thinking of moving to New Zealand, never been there before though so thats a bit weird innit haha

drop the SS, it's trash for aspiring natty """"""""""powerlifters""""""""""""" (aka virgins)

want a gf exactly like this

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Most jobs do not require people to toil as much as 8 hours a day. Unfortunately I work in Lloyd’s bank so they’ll never let us work fewer hours. In fact, a lot of people want banks to open longer on Saturdays, and start opening on sundays and bank holidays reee

no you don't
be quiet

*pays up*

want a gf just as autistic as me. would settle for a 6/10 if that's the price it takes.

You just know...

hope she's wearing naughty lingerie under that

brown hands

they seem to talk about their economy being stagnating quite often

a post-ironic tragedy

t. twink that can bench 80kg

Immigrants are so bad they made that swedish nerd pewdiepie move to rich neighborhood in britain just to avoid them...

Doesn't mean you'd be expected to work 8 hours every day you runtoid

me buried in the wet sand waiting for the right moment

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URA

*financially dominates you*

>get to see the proto-gf next week

Buzzin'

I don't see why they'd want that though, the vast majority of banking can be done on the app. I'm a customer of Lloyds and I haven't spoken to you lads since 2014

black people are disgusting niggers :D
No two ways about it.

want to live with aisha in a small english town and go to mass with her every sunday

Because I've spent time with them on here, and quite frankly there's no way to take them seriously. That being said the other side isn't any better.