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Switzerland of the Balkans

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I get paid 150e/month by the Holy See and 350/euro a month by the Albanian government for my online efforts

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first for Enver and partija

I can promise you 15kgs of the best feta every year if you do some shilling for Orthodoxy, too.

...

I'll do it for free or one tegla ajvar

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How much Proper Pizza can you afford on 350e a month?

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This is not proper pizza

FML

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based as fuck

Albo’d

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the fundamental difference between chr*stians and muslims

Why are there so many creative macedonian posters?

>Fyrombey bike paths/development
>Kazanboy politics, russia, eu baiting
>Cairshqip muslim baiting, stat baiting
>Fulgrim instagram thot baiting
>/Sp/ most famous shitposter
>Fetishist with weird sex baiting

We have so many diverse personalities

Oп

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>see Jow Forums thread late
>thread is moved to Jow Forums
>still banned there because of that retard who kept spamming anti-anime
next round, s*rvoniggers

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I've been caled as all of them except fulgrim
Get on my level of deversity

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Imagine how must it suck to be them, watching everything slip through the cracks in front of your eyes while everyone else leaves you in the dust

you didn't match her faggot

How is sp most famous shitposter?

t. Kazanboy

Do eat ajar with sirenje, my grandmother used to make sandwiches with lyutenitsa and crumbled sirene for me.

literally turbo bulgars

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Even though I am not that sensitive, this made me cry. Literally describes my feelings in a 1-minute poetry, and this imam is also my favorite one. I have attended several of his lectures and he never failed to disappoint me. If only all the imams were like him, and not crypto-muslims traditionalist paid by the Vatican.

>asc nicio româncă neadaptată foarte drăguță lângă mine

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Nope.
You can't >t. me coz I don't have a tittle here.

>those related pictures
Can't make this shit up

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I only reckognize mkshqip, kazanboy and furombey posts

>asc nicio româncă neadaptată foarte drăguță lângă mine

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>That gypsy who sadposts in gypsy with an Italian flag
I just noticed this guy now, he has no domain over anyone or can get attention
Must be his sad state. He reminds me of enverbey

>When you tell a shqip he can only get benefits for 3 children

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Which fyrom poster speaks shqip?

literally racist
this is why we will never get into the eu

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could this video get 20M views in 4 months if it was shot in tirana?

last day anons!

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Til what?

How did you learn dutch and how much time did it take?

Wtf ? Brothers with you NEVER.
Are fucking blind, you cant see what the fuck injustices, kills masacres etc. Are happening here in this state its all from your side.

So go fuck yourself slavic pigs never friends with you !!

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l-lads

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Isn't that bridge in the background the one fyrombey crosses on the way home everyday?

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But I did though, mad?

fol shqip

I can see the option to like and dislike in the bottom that is not available for matches

give me one(1) reason why I shouldn't slaughter entire population of bulgaria

>you cant see what the fuck injustices, kills masacres etc. Are happening here in this state its all from your side

>like that war from 2001
>like the smilkovci massacre
>like the kumanovo attack
>like the gosince attack
>like the bicycle stealing heart stabbing

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Give me a few minutes to think of something

literally all of them staged by the government

>Kazanboy vs Cairshqip lets go

HARVATI UNACI

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i will never understand how a trash song like this would get more than 1 million views, even with 2 million kosovars and 1 million shqipe here

why do fyromans love this guy so hard

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postnete nqkoq qka putka

>Kak da me napsuvat na maika 101

qj laina

moving on user, I won't really be posting here anymore

I went to some courses for about 2-3 months, twice a week, 2 hours in the afternoon each. I could understand some of it before then and after that I could understand all of it and talk about simple stuff. I stopped after that because I didn't find it useful enough to become fluent but I will pick it back up eventually
It was also quite tiring to do courses after work

>I stopped after that because I didn't find it useful enough to become fluent
How tf do you live there then? Is everyone on english?

What the fuck, fyrombey killed Bozhidar Dimitrov???

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yea pretty much; there's still a lot of people pleasantly surprised that I understand dutch
it depends on the industry and company you're at, but for example there was this ex-colleague who'd been here for 8 years,kids and everything, didn't speak a word of dutch and barely understood the basics
but pretty much everyone speaks english; for me it made things a lot easier and I just hated having to ask people to switch/repeat so I just learned it (gives more job options too)
afaik it's the same in denmark (imo there's barely any real difference between denmark and NL as far as living there as a foreigner goes)

why isn't bulgarian boomerposting popular on facebook, its a goldmine

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Oh shit. Our history will never be the same

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Damn that's a bit sad desu.

Oh shit he really kicked the bucket
>tfw interview with Eftov is no more possible
Fuck

>Биждap Димитpoв e пoчинaл пpeд блoкa, в кoйтo живee. Извeднъж ce e хвaнaл зa гъpдитe и e пaднaл, paзкaзaхa близкитe мy пpeд "24 чaca". Te пpeдпoлaгaт, чe пpичинaтa зa cмъpттa e бeлoдpoбнa eмбoлия.

>Извecтният yчeн e чaкaл дъщepя cи Mapия. Днec тя имa poждeн дeн и ce гoтвeлa дa идe дa взeмe poдитeлитe cи и дa oтпpaзнyвaт зaeднo.

He cancelled Albania

being fluent in multiple languages is sad?
if you don't at least understand the local language you will never understand wtf is going on around you, and will inevitably be pushed towards "expat" groups, as well as missing out on a lot of cool shit (art expos, comedy, movies, hobby groups, dutch banter, etc), but there are indeed lots of normies who don't need any of that and think of themselves as so unique they don't need it because they place this country with their "culture"

ironically enough just about all Moroccans, Surinamese, indonesians and black folk, and I mean literally all, speak Dutch; even chinks
the ones refusing to learn it are from...well everywhere else
you wouldn't believe how many pretentious pieces of shit come here just to complain about the language; it's not even a difficult language
what's worse is when they don't even speak proper english (that also happens plenty)
kinda pisses me off desu

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>Пoвeчe oт 24 чaca ocтaнaхa бeз тoк, a oттaм и бeз вoдa житeли нa cтoличния квapтaл Зoнa Б19.

>this is a capital of an eu country

20 people died in Shkupi last time you had a couple of days of rain, so fuck off back to Servia and shut the fuck up.

Nah you missed my point but nvm.

well what was your point then

>ironically enough just about all Moroccans, Surinamese, indonesians and black folk, and I mean literally all, speak Dutch; even chinks
Also, one can assume these people grew up there so of course they will speak the language. Can you even imagine if they didn't?

It was aimed more at this part:

>for example there was this ex-colleague who'd been here for 8 years,kids and everything, didn't speak a word of dutch and barely understood the basics

t. mad tatar living in an india-tier city

>365 mosques
>one for each day of the year

At least we have electricity the whole day.

The meme is "one for every prayer for every day"

ok maybe I cheated a bit :3 of course most of those are either second generation already or got here when they were fairly young (I think they can also benefit from free language courses)
and yea I don't get the people who live here without understanding anything, like there's some who can barely understand restaurant menus or announcements in public transport, they somehow see no issue with this and even demand that the country tend to their needs, which it does to a fairly good amount compared to other countries

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:(
On his daughter's birthday too :/

Too bad, you seemed like a good guy

at least they have mosques

not for long

we can lend them back to albania when we deport out minority

i-i didn't

I'll kill mysekf cause serbian angel is not here :/

Shkup has more mosques than Albania LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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these damn fyromians take their religion too seriously. We should teach them secularism values. I am going to teach them to build schools and hospitals instead of mosques

you cannot touch the FYROMians

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bless his brainwashed heart

I can't believe the Greeks let them have the Macedonia name.

When is this Zajev cuck going to change our name, I want to apply for serbian citizenship as soon as possible reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Why should they give you citizenship, what if you're a NATO spy?

Because I rolled yesterday for which one should I get serbian/bulgarian and fate told me to go for a serbian.
They'll believe me

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What pretense do you have for Bulgarian citizenship?

grandpa fought in bulgarian army

I'm not very in with the times or the news, who's changing whose name to what?

Republic of Macedonia to Repulic of North Macedonia

Nothing, it won't pass in Greece.

I don't believe you, serve internet warrior.

oh that's what the north macedonia joke was about
lol ok, hope this doesn't actually pass

>hope this doesn't actually pass
Why?

rasha?

No need to hope, 75% of Greeks polled or more time and time again said they won't accept a name with Macedonia in it
The only way it would pass is if it is passed undemocratically, which is not acceptable