/brit/

why would you want to go anywhere near Preston

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I don't know what this means and it's the first time and thread on international I've been on. What do I find.... My Preston bus station! Amazing.

not everyone is poor you know

ITT: London brokebois

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googled preston and it's got a population of over a hundred thousand
don't see why people are pretending there aren't good (overpriced) restaurants,gigs and gay little hipster bars there

well yeah but most people are in london, anything below £50k is abject poverty

18/f
student
single :)

29
engineer
wish i had a gf

Bane?

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my friend has one of those hipster gfs you all keep posting about. shes very cute

i have bruxism, false phimosis, real phimosis, scoliosis, rosacea, pectus excavatum, hyperhydrosis, prader–willi syndrome and i live in preston

It's 30-40 minutes away

Lancaster Uni offered me a scholarship to study there. They literally couldn't have paid me to go.

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we're watching you

haha go back to bed dad

As if Bumble couldn't get any worse I have just discovered it has a 'Bumble BFF' feature which gives a worrying glimpse into the overall userbase. 90% men, approaching 100% grim.
This man's interests are described succinctly as 'just being a typical lad'. Hmm yes let me just swipe and meet up with this character yep.

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york is the best city in the uk

20
rail engineer
single and ready to fucking kill myself

33
landlord
dateless kissless virgin

I know it's sheltered but I genuinely don't understand how people live on so little money, when you think the average wage is around ~25k or something mental

got a toil trial shift tommorow

and like 1/5 of the population goes to the former polytechnic so it's not quite london but there's lots of young people

as an indian it brings me great joy when I see white british women with mixed race kids or choosing to not have kids of their own

what goes around comes around I suppose

homealone that you?

Fuck sake lads
I'm in London and have nothing to do...

do not believe a girl frequents /brit/

arse willy cheese crisp chebs bums tights

21
sailing coach
single and ready to mingle...ladies you are looking good tonight! haha

I'm from Preston. Ask me anything

im too scared to live in america i think i will miss europe

91652943
yes

18
NEET
virgin

don't remember the british breeding your women or stopping you from reproducing though

blaaahhh

what age were you when you stopped wanking with your mates?

for me it's thinning

Same. Might pop down to BFI Southbank (by myself of course) to watch a kino or two.

Hope the Nigerian security guard doesn't give me that sad look again because I'm the only one without a partner of some sort.

20
part time bus driver, full time student
single

23
Consultant
Single

29
student
engaged

>landlord

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Take a trip to Preston

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>got a scholarship to one of the best unis in the world
>turned it down

oh fuck off

GOOD snail mail song

>landlord
you belong on a fucking cross

fUCK
oFF
cORBYN

are you still not allowed to drive through fishergate before 6pm?
and do those average speed cameras on london road catch motorcycles? because they seem to only face front, and the reg plate is on the back of a bike

they won't exist in a few generations so I'll take what I can get

there's a lot of canals where I live you'd enjoy it

>3 months of neet life
>toil tomorrow
i-i don't want to go...

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22
unemployed
single

Arrogant students detected.

>you will never live in preston

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>jewish poster is literally a landlord

he's a good bloke and I like jews but thats funny

you ever worry about getting shot?

'ate queers
'ate pikeys
'ate pakis
'ate transsexuals
'ate homosexuals
'ate rugby
'ate catholics
'ate gypsies
'ate seagulls
'ate lefties
'ate muslims
'ate cider
'ate frenchies
'ate huns
'ate the EU

Love football
Love me wife
Love pints
Simple as

>rentberg is posting in /brit/

is NOWHERE safe

fUCK
oFF
cORBYN

27
analyst
painfully single

18
seafarer/student
single

89
retired
khv

when will a preston grime scene emerge to rival the blackpool lads?

19
warehouse worker
virgin

27
operations manager
engaged

this kickball was thrilling for the first 4 minutes but nothing after

t. call centre worker
no. the buses have a sticker on them that reminds passengers that drivers don't carry money or valuables

19
neet (starting uni in september)
virgin freak

What do you "analyse"?

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20
suicidal
suicidal

no i will never find my way i wont feel at home

A picture I took down Miley Tunnel in Preston the other day

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19
ultrasonic technician
virgin

Homealone you got a flat for me? On the cheap pls, will take you got a pint on the last Friday of each April

30
lawn care professional
divorced

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>operations manager
would hate to work in a hospital ngl

Why do so many pakis walk like this?

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24
recent graduate, freshly NEET
forever alone

pretty aesthetic tbqh

20
arrogant student
single

>seafarer
tell us more la

me on the left
the "my mum died :(" gimmick is just used to end trolling
trolls remorse and all that

Hate having a job and hate not having a job.
Totally fucked 2bh.

bhosdiwala cuck

reckon all of those virgin freaks defending that shitty northern hovel of preston are in fact students studying in said hovel

im mostly commerical lets but I have a few residential as well, they are (thankfully) all rented out at the moment

26
Call centre monkey
Single