Culture Pals - /cp/

Trouble will find you Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: Nope.

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>get one view from a guy
>subsequently get visited by several other guys

why does this keep happening?

Is there a gay homo comunity sharing IP profiles?
I've even got one guy asking for dick pics

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i think you are onto something
same thing happened to me, i've looked at their profiles and they are all complimenting each other on their pictures
stay safe boys

Probably. The same thing hapened to me yesterday and I even got messaged by 4, 5 dudes.

if there was gay group on intergyals I'm sure you'd be first to know :^)

most recent match guess shes average enough

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You may say I'm wrong but, deeply in your heart, this is what you're all looking for.

/Good-News

Qt's been in the US for a while now, last online two weeks ago and poised to stay there until September at least i think

I really hope she's not been blacked in the meantime heh

what makes you think she isnt being blacked?

Where is she from?

how rude

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Is she from Italy though

dog filter why!?

>tfw you meet a qt IRL and get to know each other well, someone who interests you and could have conversations with for hours without pause but then have to part ways to different states and are left only to wonder what could have been
Why does life have to hurt so badly lads?

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got something to hide

>He meets a IP qt IRL and doesn't bang her
Dude lmao, what's wrong with you?

Macchi?

There are many fishies in the sea, I think...
youtu.be/zJ1qmGJ3eyY

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Just had a tremendous wank

Thank you for the contribution

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givs us a taste x

Finding qts in places you’re planning to travel through is underrated. Even if you don’t score you can get a friendly local guide for free.

>get one view from a guy
>subsequently get visited by several other guys

Holy shit, the same happened to me yesterday. I usually only get visited by grills, but yesterday I had 6 m*Les visiting me in a row

Suspicious

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>get loads of tinder dates
>can never capitalise and take them home
What am I doing wrong lads?

>>get loads of tinder dates
I almost never go on dates with tinder gyal its way more casual 4 me

WE'RE SINGING FOR ENGLAND
IN-GER-LAND!

IT'S COMIN' HOME LADS

It certainly is portubro, it certainly is.

And world in motion is unironically the best World Cup song of any team ever

Niggerland?

Can somebody give me a quick rundown on what "flirting and romance" means
Like if they don't have that on there will they not let me be their bfs or what

>want to make more male friends because it's good to not only talk to girls
>Pretty sure every man who messaged me is just gay looking for some dick
I'm talking to this Somalian dude who seems pretty cool, I just hope he doesn't want to see my cock.

it's only a matter of time

>will they not let me be their bfs or what
some even put "in a relationship" or "married"
but still does what they want to do so..

>projection

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Well done Croatia. How can such a small country produce so many top level athletes in so many sports? damn! remarkable.

It is our Mediterranean Dinarid genetics.
Our children reach 180cm by the age of 15. I am the king of manlets in this shithole, save me

bump

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Well would you look at that, my Qt's updated her fb profile picture today just after i was thinking about her again intensely and made the post earlier ITT heh

I dunno she just seems pretty qt and innocent... Although she did mention having met blacks before in one of her videos for some reason, probably because she needed to mention it due to signalling purposes to get the position she was applying for there

All i know is that her racial predisposition is perfect, i have never seen a phenotype which i would consider even remotely as desirable and breedworthy as hers

Southeastern central europe, that's all i'm willing to divulge

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I'm feeling very tempted to look up her current employer for while she's there (she will be flying back to yurop in fall like i said) to maybe snatch some pictures of her from the fb timeline if they do these sorts of photo-ops heh

>be me
>talking with sheltered qt on skype
>it gets sexual
>she wants to watch me jack off
>she asks me to cum for her
>i cum
>she screams and asks me wtf is coming out of my dick
So how is everyone else this time of day?

Fuck she's so goshdarn fucking beautiful in her new profile pic, just got the full res version and it's absolutely surreal how desirable this woman is to me

I think i'm going to puke out of Weltschmerz

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Getting the feelium tank ready my man

This world has run its course of things to offer to me

Why's that freund?

Calm down Mengele

Just to add
>she looks really thin in her photos on interpals
>she sends me photos where she's more chubby
>she's still really attractive to me
I got catfished, but I'm okay with it

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I don't think a Japanese girl has ever responded back to me on this website, and I genuinely don't know why. It's not like my profile has like a bunch of weebshit on or anything like that, I don't even mention that I like anime on it!

Koreans message me back all of the time though...

They can smell the yellow fever from a mile off.
I speak to a few Japanese girls on there, but they're always so boring desu

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this one mexican dude gets seeing my profile

/aerosmith97

most beautiful woman

don't fall for the oneitis meme Hans!

the feels will never go away, and no woman is worth it.

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sending "i want you to BANG my KOK" to a thailand girl.
yes or no?

show me where she touched you, croat ( Albanian).

i wish for a bf

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Yes

me too

i can be your bf

Post profiles

/setuko

nice try but i have already messaged setuko

i always give up taljing to anyone from /cp/ on ip. why is it so awkward

are you the korean grill? do you watch dramas?

It's hard to consider befriending people from here when you know what this general is about.
Also, there is also that we-are-both-from-Jow Forums-so-we-must-exchange-some bantz thing too. At least from my own experience.

I'm pretty friendly, but I understand the weariness that comes from the context we're all plunged in
I've stated many time that I'm mostly here for practice, but I'm aware that it doesn't change anything

Wariness*

I just stopped talking to people from here after being jokingly asked if I was flirting/gay
Apparently being receptive and actually trying to converse = gay autist

whatever you say homo

>I like memes. share your best memes
why are they like this?

fucking gays i swear

>talking to a turk qt
>make a dumb joke
>hable no ingles
>ghosts
:(

i'm usually unsure if the person I am talking to is from here :')

Honestly, I'm probably wasting my time on IP, even if just for practice
I'd make a terrible partner and my constant mood swings require me to find somebody that cares about me more than I do about myself
irl I have people that keep asking me why I'm still single, and I honestly have no real comeback: I'm not exactly a failure of a person and I'm not even that bad looking
I guess I need to sort myself out and get my shit together
(Sorry for the blog post)

you are beautiful :)

get out of this shithole

just kys

rood

My response is just 'I don't have time'
in reality I wake up and fall asleep with deeply rooted self-hatred to the point I can't even imagine somebody else liking me at all, because I'm certainly not able to like myself.

Tfw no kpop gf

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Told qt I’m depressed and she said okay and then changed the subject. Feels bad desu

maybe she just didn't know what to say or thinks that the more you talk about it, the more it will depress you.

maybe she's just dumb

stop being sad

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why would you tell anyone especially a girl that you are depressed?

post vivvers

Reminder to don't be-qt any qt that has mental conditions, is a neet and doesn't put you in a positive uplifting mindset

sounds like my qt

I Am Very Faithful, Sincere, Honest , Loyal And Caring.. I Am Single And Seriously Looking For The Love Of My Life.I Am One Mans Woman And Have Never Been Married.I Am Very Caring And Loving. I Am Respectful And Have Good Hope In Life..I Want A Happy Life And Want To Have A Happy Relationship Which Will End Up In Marriage..I Have No Children But Will Be Grateful If I Have Some Someday.. I Know Its God That Gives Child...I Want To Have Lifetime Devotion And Commitment To Only One Man. I Really Understand What Love Is.Love Is Not About Finding The Right Person, But Creating A Right Relationship

hmph

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Stop talking to her asap
For your own sake

I'm blanco ese

>tfw you can't get over roasties for years

Because she’s been my qt for almost 2 years. Why shouldn’t I tell her?

I think that’s what she thought but she is asking about it now.

Thanks friend

because you are a man and should never show weakness in front of woman. even more when the girl is your qt

Then what’s even the point of getting a qt?

breeding

You can do that with any slut. Having a qt is for more than just sex.

Some absolute munter just tried sliding into my DM's

sluts are for mating.
qts are for breeding.

completely different things

>try to share something with like 6 qts on fb via private message
>it just creates a group chat with all of them
>I left but they are probably talking about me now

well shit

I'm 27 getting messages from girls half my age

Nonce