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in one of the previous threads someone linked to some russian asmr, think her name was alina or something similar but I can't find it. someone link it pls

wogpipo be liek dis milk 2 spicy

>he doesn’t reckon it’s coming home

imagine cunny feels like my foreskin. how far off am i?

have grown fond of that sue girl and her weird face over time
forget what that's called in psychology where you begin to like or at least tolerate things from long exposure

what is it

stockholm syndrome

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yeah, more than you could ever imagine
all in little bikinis with wedgies so their arse cheeks stuck out more

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fucked scully from x-files a while back

does anyone need the link for some russian asmr?

quite

kind of it's a skin like feeling but smoother. people say it's like the inside of a cheek and it sort of it but feels slimier

hope city and townie runts have their water cut off with this drought sitting here nice and isolated rurally with my well that'll never run dry

love those partially-solid ones you get while recovering from a cold

do you love me?

no thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=Zsp2ixhVuOE

she's clapped

We need to work together to end plastic once and for all our planet and the creatures on it depend on this. One love x

want a british gf like this

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3,2,1,4

mate that looks like something i'd blast out of my nosril after a massive coke binge just without the specs of blood

>f*reskin
disgusting

wypipo be all like dis strawberry yogurt too damn spicy baka LMOA

new drizzy ting is fire

need a gf who could pass for a teenage boy if she wore thick clothes

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want to wear coats and drink tea out of a thermos on a windy english beach with the theoretical british gf while walking along in silence while just simply enjoying one another's company

never been to a party

most incel haters are actually incels who refuse to accept the blackpill, and keep living in a world of delusion

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noice

funny because i bet abos have even worse tolerance for spicy foods

What job do you do lads?

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wow she's going downhill FAST

*poops in it*

fascinating, tell us more

i hate incels and im bordering on being a sex offender because they're just mad because they think other people are to blame for them being pathetic and unlikeable

he is right though just giving up and becoming bitter isn't really a strategy to get laid its just laziness

I only get tingles from foreign languages or broken english, never from a brit or yank accent

resident football yank

reckon she'll stabilise in a few years and look roughly the same that she will look until her 70s

IF she stays thin which seems like her body type but sometimes vegans go mental on carbs

repair things for a living

need a british gf like this
will accept no substitutes

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pay camgirls to scream my name and tell me they want me

abos huff petrol recreationally i think they can handle some spicy food

I write shit

A 25-year-old trans woman was crowned Miss Universe-Spain on Saturday in a historic moment for the country.

Angela Ponce is the first transsexual to win the prestigious crown in Spain and will represent her country in the Miss Universe 2018 pageant.

Too many nonces on here.

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god manlets are so insecure

*silence*

made me curious about what diet abos had before the white man arrived
might have a cheeky google

still freaks my nut out to this day
such an absurd event

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peofessional dole bludger

lowlevel public service peon

the pink one will have sex at some point in the future
the black one won't even try

Well they have a good reason to be.

fun fact: nobody died at sandy hook

Professional NEET

witchety grubs mate

fuck off that robs me of the ONLY FUCKING reason i would watch a beauty pagent. because i want to fuck them and they're hot. it's like classy porn. if it's a man i want to give him a broken nose not a rock hard cock

unironically have the unknown pleasures t shirt

No the pink one will be marching at a feminist rally hoping to get laid, then end up holding his oneitis hand as tyrone plows her

ironically have the known pleasures t shirt

yeah people who get laid regularly don't care about incels either way

t. knower

I have a shirt with a nigger on

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oh you're so laughably pathetic if you're serious. i sincerely hope you are.

>classy porn
>beauty pagent

Aye, seemed so unbelievable that they could coordinate such an attack, hijack 4 planes and crash three of them into buildings.

landlord

you'll NEVER have sex.
it feels proper good too haha, unlucky mate

had to eat those in primary school when we went on some excursion to look at rocks with an abo tour guide
they're alri tbqh

did mandy friday night, still have some left

thinking of doing it in a line tonight but it probably wont even do anything

She looks a lot like Holly

calm your tits he just said go to a bar you faggot

Vile and repugnant. Why are humans allowed to degrade into such filth?

I'm right, truth hurts eh?

>Eating insects in the inhospitable bush with a nigger
The Antipodean experience

and all we got was the sealife centre and cadbury world

post cara

love fat chicks me

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Shit, yeah she does.

growing bacteria in my navel. quite enjoy the smell of it.

raw or was it cooked? id try one if it was cooked

put the witchetty grub on your cock

share a couple lines with us mate yeah?

>XXXL

>everyone in a relationship is reduced to ridiculous memes about "tyrone" that don't apply outside of an online imageboard whatsoever

god if you are serious we shouldn't be talking to each other you're barely above that dank green scum that collects on still water