Turn 11, sent off to wizard school against my will

Beaubatons, Durmstrang and Hogwarts are.

The US must have additional different schools or sects, considering that the Salem Witches Institute exists for whatever reason.

As far as I know, Mahoutokorou is only mentioned as serving Japan alone. China and India alone would need at least 5 schools between them anyway.

No idea about the rest.

That's an interesting way to separate students. What teaching languages do they use in the other magic schools?

Koldovstoretz = Russian (that area is basically the former USSR)
Castelobruzo = Portuñol
Uagadou = Turkish (aka Karabogan)

Do asians just have less chance of becoming wizards for why literally that fucking school encompasses more than half of the world’s population?

>7 years of bullying seppos
beauty

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Why is Asia's school not in India or China, the two wealthiest and influential countries for thousands of years?

Why has no one posted the pasta yet

Red Guard wizards destroyed the Chinese school.

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they're bug people therefore less prone to magic

we have hindu voodoo magic schools that not even rowling knows about

>mahoutokoro
Fucking dumb name, I swear.

why is rowling so incompetent at world building

Wouldn't africa's magic academy be in Timbuktu which was one of the largest libraries in the Medieval era?

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So... are the magical creatures in the American settings/schools from native american folklore?

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That'd be fucking cool in all honesty

Should be
>US + Canada
>Mexico/Central America/Carrib
>Spanish S. America
>Brazil
>Europe stays the same since it's cannon
>Israel gets its own for Jew magic
>West Africa
>East Africa on a magic island in Lake Victoria
>MENAs have their own half-rate national schools, because they can't get along well with each other
>Multiple Indian ones due to overbearing population
>Same thing with China
>Japan
>Koreans forced to go to the Chinese or Japanese one
>Australia + N. Zealand

>Europe gets three
>Africa, South America, and the entirety of Asia all only get one

How to tell a first worlder wrote this.

The wiki states that those are the only "officially recognized schools" from their Wizard governments (and thus get funding) and apparently there's a fuck ton of private wizard schools in China, North America, and India

>Was

Keyword is was user. Hence there being no school in Babylon, Pompeii, Anglesey, New Orleans etc

Beauxbatons en territoire chocolatine.

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You can know because they gave Africa a school when in reality there would be none.

That would be clever, so probably not.

>when in reality there would be none

Oh yeah? Then explain Magic Johnson.

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Goblin.

Amerindian folklore is woefully underutilized in fiction, which is a shame considering how cool it is.

an upper cast of chad anglo jocks bullying the beta brown manlets of North america with an increibly small middle class of Quebecese

British writers are overrated and can't actually bother spending the time researching countries.

>Turn 11, sent off to wizard school against my will
>Have to go to class in the middle of the amazon forest

>Having to share with the smelly bog-trotting potato nigger Irish
Fuck off that's not fair

What do we speak? Spanish or Portuguese?
Anyhow, fuck Rowling, Neil Gaiman is the best contemporary British author.

why would there be 1 school per continent?
dumbest shit ever, lazy writing whore

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No, you didn't fix it. Japan, China, india and Korea should have their own schools.

>turn 11, get sent to wizarding shool
>have to live in a frozen wasteland surrounded by fucking s*mi subhumans

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>魔法所
>literally "magic place"

Holy shit this is next level brainlet

you can come to hogwarts friend, we will play quidditch together

>we didn't win the World Cup
Uuuu.... I hate the Irish.

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>being in same school with ukrainians, baltoids and steppe people
J U S T

also I have a question
do mass shootings happen in american magic school as well?

Avada Kedavra incidents are very sensitive

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56% muggle

Isn't that area uninhabited except by weird tribes?

>go to wizard school
>wonder off school grounds
>get kidnapped and turned into a sex slave for an Amazonian tribe

hot

Let me just google how to move to Latin America real quick.

Also don't forget:
>Serbs/Croats/Bosnians in the same school
>Romania and most ex-Soviet countries including all Balkans ones except of Estonia in the same school
>White South Africans, Arabs, and Persians going to school with blacks
>All of East Asia going to school with poos
>Brazilians going to the same school as Spanish-speaking southrons

did you know that the guarani mytology(north argentina, paraguay, south brazil) has a creature called Kurupi. it has a huge penis and rapes virgin girls.

pic related

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Can it rape Virgin bois?

only the cute ones.

This guy should be on the next Shin Megami Tensei.

Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Well it already happens. They end up never learning Japanese and instead spend time with weird lefty activism. They're usually there because their parents want to flaunt their wealth to their colleagues.

Here's a better one

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>Europe stays the same since it's cannon
Bad decisions made by the author are not canon
>Australia + N. Zealand
>Desert wasteland magics

There are no Australian, NZ, Canadian, or Egyptian kids in the books.

Shouldn't there the "banned by government" ones be striped, especially for the Africa one which basically "accepts all children from around the world"

>Sw*dish magic school
Disgusting, fuck Rowling

hahahahah i remember reading this in a lecture in class, the teacher got really mad.

Syria and Irag should belong to a Babylonian mystic school. Israel should also posses some time of school based around Judaic mysticism, preferably based upon the teachings of solomon. If we take upon consideration other franchises, China possess an incredible amount of knowledge in /CHI/ magic.

>Turn 11
>Forced to move to Uganda to learn magic
>School looks more like a prison
>study in Arabic
>be forced to stay inside the Israeli group for protection
>Daily fights between different religious groups
>Students kill other students daily
>They don't even use magic to do it
>MFW it's the only magic school that has race wars
>MFW my Muggle friends back home get a better education than i do

Maybe wizard gene is very very rare. How many students are at Howarts, maybe 10,000? England has 50 million people

This sounds more interesting that the whole series. I'd watch it.

I would actually go to this school. Dutch people would be the alpha males getting all the cute southron pussy

It makes sense that the far east is so highly populated.
>canada + most of russia, too cold
>middle east, australian interior, and north africa, too dry
>subsaharan africa, too little infrastructure, too much violence and disease
>europe and north america, first world demographic shift = lowest birthrates on earth
Only question is why South America doesn't rival East and South Asia.

There's a magic school in Egypt though

Not that I'll lower myself to that level though, the private magic school in Safed is where it's at.

I'd rather be a muggle than go to an eastfag school.

Rice gives most calories per m2. Far more than corn and potatoes.
They can easily sustain gigantic populations there

>How many students are at Howarts, maybe 10,000? England has 50 million people

Around 300.

Excellent map, but India, Nepal, and Bhutan should have a new school instead of going to seemingly random other countries.

That wouldn't be better you'd still be cursed out every day for the five wars we fought

What shall we do about that? maybe turn the copts against the muslims, the druze against bedouins? that way they'll hurt themselves while we take over the school. We will recruit the house-elves to spy for us in exchange for freedumbs. Prepare your Imperios.

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You people realize that magicians do not care about muggle politics

>letting muslim ragheads into your schools

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They are probably all chose to homeschool

>go to north america for magic school
>get to shitpost irl on leaves and mutts all day long every day
>playing pranks on them and beaners using abo didgeridoo magic
Brings a tear to my eye.

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>go to American magic school
>get Avada Kedavra'd

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>the only thing that can stop a bad wizard with a stick is a good wizard with a stick

Of course... that's why they armed the students...

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>tfw bullying yank cunts out of their lunch money then taking their crushes to prom

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>africa and middle east
>brown

what did the racist jk rowling mean by this