I want to go be a complete degenerate for 6 months with my gains
Where are the cheapest hookers in the world?
Thailand or the Philippines
Unironically your mother
>Unironically your mother
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I tried to its not interesting or fulfilling at all
It actually made me question alot of my life choices
I would suggest traveling and getting a hooker whenever you feel like it instead of forced sex tourism
India, or africa
You want the cheapest or the best value-per-dollar?
Because there's a huge difference between fucking a 5$ AIDS-ridden thaiboy and a 60$ Amsterdam whore.
I am interested in a price/performance chart for prostitutes
Purely for research of course
Madagascar. 10 bucks a night
Uganda. 10 bucks a night
Tanzania 20 /30 bucks (outside of the tourist hot spots)
Namibia 20/30 bucks
Where did you go? What was shitty about it?
Aight lads, in that case what would you say is the best value for money?
Just earn more you dumb piece of shit!
Get a escort every night
>Bulgaria, Sofia
>Cheapest city in the world
>prostitute everywhere
>op fucks a pro right after a truck driver spreads his herpes all over her
of course the test results of 2 weeks ago are clean
>inb4 condom (pelvic region bumps against hers)
lmao I probably earned more than you last year faggot, I'm just being smart about how much money I blow
If you want a best value-per-dollar you must go to Europe.
If legality is a problem stick to the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Greece, Turkey, Hungary, and Latvia.
Rest of the countries don't regulate prostitution so if you get caught trying to work out a deal you'll get fined.
Since you plan to spend 6 months being a degenerate I'd recommend Spain.
>cheap country to live in, fantastic weather, great people, cheap and easy-to-obtain drugs
>Online and offline platforms that facilitate contact between client and hooker
>price goes as low as 30 and as high as you are willing to pay depending on what you want, even lower with street hookers
>not hard to find 18-22 girls
>it's not hard to find hot "model-tier" ones either but you got all kind to choose from
>they are clean
>they own their own fuckhouses so all you have to do is get there
Everything here is cheap except for the hookers.
Unless you want to fuck a gypsy hag with aids.
So no, Sofia is a good place for online entrepreneurs looking for a 10 hour work week and nice lifestyle. For hookers - the good Bulgarian ones are already in Amsterdam and they're fairly priced there, too.
Bulgarian hookers are shit... always moaning about money.. .quickly want to finish.. clock watchers (oh it's 5 minutes now, pay more or you have to go etc )
they are terrible, same counts for Romanians.
Benezuela
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Why did you extend the service like you wanted to get more than you payed for.
She was patient for dealing with you for 5 more minutes before complaining.
You slavic per chance? You certainly behave like one.
i can just tell from this post your british, youre not wrong though
compared to Asian massage parlors here (they offer full sex as well, despite not advertising about it) those slavs are garbage.
Simple comparison.
I go to Asian massage parlor.
Welcome sir, would you like a drink. I pay for half an hour and she kisses you, rides your dick, washes your dick afterwards, she even helps you putting on your clothes , all very sweet etc.
I go to Bulgarian hooker. Oke you pay me first.. Hookers takes clothes off start laying on bed and says 'come fuck me'' like a death mouse.
You are not allowed to touch anything and blowjob is literally 10 seconds.
The moment you cum she quickly takes out your dick and you can fuck off basically.
Ukrain
even 50+ year old Asian tards offer a better service.
Be Trump. Go to Russia.
What is best country for handsome muscular male hookers?
How is Odessa for whores?
Germany is the best, completly legal, girls from literally everwhere in the world and because theres so much supply there cheap as fuck, the literally have buffet brothels
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AIDS
this. you have to weigh marginal whore cost against marginal nightmare shithole. germany is the best trade off
This is a photo from a brothel around the corner from where I live (It's in Germany)
>there's a huge difference between fucking a 5$ AIDS-ridden thaiboy and a 60$ Amsterdam whore.
your right, $55
So you can get a dozen thaibois
or just 1 amsterdam whore
We all know the thaibois will be a experience you will remember everyday for the rest of your life...
As if a broken neck wasn't enough, he also got horn raped and tossed like a ragdoll
Serves him right
Hmm I see the rumours about german dog brothels are true. Disgusting
thanks user
whores are gay
>they own their own fuckhouses so all you have to do is get there
I've always wondered about this - what are the odds of walking through the door of a fuckhouse/motel and having some gangbanger pimp put a gun to your head and demand your wallet? particularly in places where prostitutions illegal making going to the police less likely
Claim you forgot your private keys and the only backups are on paper back in your home country. Shooting you won't do any good, he has no recourse here.
solid plan
they look average af
that only happens in hollywood movies. I've been at brothels all around the world from Nigeria to Brazil to whatever country and never encountered anything like that.
Don't it's absolutely pointless. Meaningless sex will not make you feel fuller or hppier, on the contrary, you'll feel a big empty void.
germany's FKKs often have the odd 8/10. why would you go to a shitty brothel like that one.
it's worth doing if you can sustain the habit financially. if you can't afford to keep doing it though, it will just make you depressed because it makes you aware of what you are missing out on. that's what happened to me anyway.
This. It's just another service.
Americans have a skewed perception of this stuff.
Prostitution is like pissing in a pool. At first, it sounds dirty but it's actually not that big of a deal.
>what are the odds of walking through the door of a fuckhouse/motel and having some gangbanger pimp put a gun to your head and demand your wallet?
In Spain? Zero because the hookers I'm talking about have no pimps.
The vast majority of time when you get there you will see there's always at least another girl in the same house because they are more afraid of you than you of them.
Street hookers might have pimps but you shouldn't get involved with street hooker to begin with and said pimps don't really give a fuck about you unless you are causing trouble.
Depends on what you like and where you are you have where to choose from.
I'm in Valencia which is a coastal city. If I'm not at home I'm either in the beach,spending time around the city or partying around.
Singapore's where it's at boys.
Head to the "Four Floors of Whores"
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alright cool, thanks for the info dudes
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Ukraine, Amsterdam, Thailand
in that order
lol i was in Benidorm a few years back, me and a few m8s were out drinking and looking for a nightclub, ended up walking into a brothel, why do you call them clubs?, shits confusing af
because they are in the business of making money
Enjoy the AIDS you cheap fuck
>why do you call them clubs?
Brothels are illegal. "Clubs" aren't.
It's indeed confusing for those who are not used to it. It's also retarded because EVERYONE knows if a "club" is a brothel anyways. Including police.
they literally have episodic outbreaks of the fucking pneumonic plague on madagascar. You know what that means? You can breath in this variant of the plague, just walk past a dude, he just needs to exhale and you're fucked.
No fucking way in fucking hell you should go there for shit like this. Maybe go on a safari trip to check out baobabs and then get the fuck out.
I if wanted to fuck dogs I'd go to Canada.
whats even the point, its not like the dog or donkey you shagged is going to go to the police..
There are holiday resorts and everything. Loads of single old french males go there every year. Thousands of them. It has beautiful beaches in the north as well.
Amsterdam whores are all business. It's fun to get wasted for some instant gratification but there are better destinations for actual sex tourism. Amsterdam is far too touristy and sterile these days.
Germany is real hit or miss. Nuremburg had some amazing looking women, but a lot of them, especially in small to mid-sized towns look like Avoid Munich though, good looking women but the most expensive in Germany for some reason. Frankfurt has a reputation for being very affordable but I've yet to visit there for whores.
Best experience as far as dollar / hotness for me has been Korea. It's not technically legal but it's widely just accepted and ignored by the police. Look for buildings that have a fat looking barber pole and have fun. Better sex and a massage to go with it for what was about $75 for an hour.
youre going to get AIDS
FPBP
>Best experience as far as dollar / hotness for me has been Korea
more details about these korean places please. how hot were the women? was it just vanilla sex or they sell blowjobs too? what was their demeanor like?
Most of the girls are Filipino, not Korean. It's big business to import those girls for the sex work. You'll pay more for a Korean and they usually work in the massage places which might be hand/bj only. They were almost universally hot though. The company that brings them in usually does so on a temporary work visa (usually some bullshit like musician and the girls will randomly get up on stage every hour or so to play a song) which filters out a lot of the lower quality girls. Gotta be careful though because they badly want to marry a white dude for that delicious green card before they get sent back. Beware of 'juicy' bars unless you know they deal in 'side' work. Some strictly won't do anything but chat with you for very expensive drinks. It's not exactly cloak and dagger but they're a bit more discrete than 'hey here's a brothel which one you wanna fuck?'
>he thinks blowjobs arent vanilla
your in for a shock in what types of stuff you can pay a girl to do
Ukraine
Kill yourself you faggot fucking incel Jow Forums loser.
Philippines. Keep in mind you are asking about being as degenerate as possible.
If you are white and under 50 and dress well, you can fuck a dozen women a month for free, and keep a harem of free pussy on demand. Barring the expense of drinks and maybe dinner/movie or something. I have impregnated three different women who asked me to give them a white baby, and didn't care that I was not going to take responsibility.
You can also get hookers for extremely cheap, and most of them you can bareback and creampie and they won't even bat an eyelash. I like to get a fresh 18 year old, eat her out until she is soaking wet, then lay her on my bed on her tummy and mount her from behind for a nice deep, grinding fuck. She doesn't even realize she's being barebacked until she feels a load of sperm being pumped into her belly. Filipinas are so dumb that you can just sweet talk them and they will come back for another round (to get bareback and creampied), even though they supposedly want to use a condom.
About 3 months into my own degenerate adventure I stopped giving a fuck about their feelings and straight up told the women I was fucking that I was going to try to knock them up, and that I was going to cum inside of them every time. To my surprise this made them even more eager and horny in bed, and pestered me to come over and fuck even more often. Even the hookers, who supposedly dont want a baby from a stranger.
It's an entire country full of women who apparently live for the experience of being colonized by white men. It's pretty great, but I have to leave soon. Knocked up 5 women total in 1 year of being here. 3 on purpose like I said, 2 by 'accident' (but really on purpose).
Paid for sex about half the time I would say? Online dating and 'dating' in general is really a lot of work once you have perfected the art of mongering.
inb4
>muh stds
>muh evil immoral man
>muh elliot rodgers
My friends been there to study, said there were hella creepy french and italian dudes everywhere so this checks out
> purposely impregnating hookers
Well...this is a new one
In all seriousness did you catch any stds yet?
And what if one of your kids is a genius?
very nice user. What part of Philippines do your recommend?
forced impregnation is my fetish
yeah
UTI counts I guess - cured
syphilis - cured
chlamydia - cured
herpes - underwhelming, and basically everybody sexually active has it
hpv - see herpes, kind of more annoying since I have to remove the occasional flare up and let it heal
btw condoms don't protect you from any of these, since the come from skin contact with the groin region. STD's are a minor inconvenience as long as you treat them. The horror stories they use to terrify american children in schools are the result of never treating the condition.
HIV is incredibly rare, and vaginal->penile transmission is negligible. It is a faggot disease that affects faggots, and bisexual degenerate faggots unfortunately give it to women.
If you don't get fucked in the ass by dudes you basically dont need to worry about contracting it. I still take pREP though, as a precaution.
venezuela user. they're almost free! $5 for a super model looking porn star slut whore
yeah but theres also a good chance of getting robbed/kidnapped/killed etc
For the online dating thing and free harem of retarded filipina call center workers who crave white cum, I recommend Manila in either BGC or Makati. Makati has the benefit of a nearby red light district with teen freelancers on the street, or expensive as fuck hookers in the girlie bars, if you are lazy.
For pure prostitution and extremely questionable activities, I recommend Angeles City, in Pampanga. First time I ever had a woman ask me to beat her and then choke her unconscious (because she liked it) was there. She was also the first woman I have seen legitimately squirt uncontrollably. It doesn't taste like piss, btw. My apartment smelled like cuntjuice for a week, and I had to get it professionally cleaned to get it out.
Also had an 85lb 19 year old who was lactating still from having a baby only a few months prior. There really isn't anything quite like watching a chick bounce on your dick while milk dribbles out of her nipples. Have you ever tasted breastmilk from a teenager? I have. It's delicious. I creampied her also, but she moved back to manila before I could get her knocked up.
Yeah herpes and hpv are kinda unavoidable. As for hpv i think a vaccine exists.
What if you're circumcised? Doesn't that reduce the likelihood of vagina->penis infection?
Also why do faggots and bis spread hiv so much more?
Damn that is some interesting shit. Do you ever feel a void inside though if you stop?
nice larp, well written user
that's why Ecuador.
all usd and full of cololmbian Cuban and Venezuela cant beat USD
been to all 3
safest is ecuador
the currency is all american
crime is almost like Bolivia
LOWEST IN ALL AMERICAS
AND GALAPAGOS
the hpv vaccine is for women only, Im not sure why it doesnt work on men
the kikes stole my foreskin when I was an infant, and I don't have enough money to get away with murdering the doctor who did it, but their kike science does suggest that there is a lower transmission rate among circumcised males due to less susceptible mucus membrane or something
faggots spread HIV because they have anal sex, and the inside of the ass is one big mucus membrane which HIV can transmit through, anal sex also causes small tears and trauma to the rectum, which means direct blood contact is often achieved
actually I'm burned out on all of this at the moment, I haven't fucked in a couple weeks and don't feel any motivation to chase tail
there is such a thing as 'too much', and after awhile even this lifestyle become boring
I really want to go back to work or start my business up again. So that's what I'm going to do.
This is no LARP. If you ever get to travel to SEA you will meet many expats who do this type of this all the time. If you are white, around 6', are not morbidly obese, and know how to dress well....SEA is your playground.
HERE IS THE STORY, a group of 3-5 guys are allowed to enter a big home usually you can tell by the colorful lights.
these homes are called CHONGOS
I think I accidentally went there
if you want the cheapest, never ever come to switzerland. those bitches want 200+ for a fucking handjob.
inside a chongo you normally find 5-10 tables, not busy very calm and they play the best salsa music
its a strip club inside a regular house
3 story 6-8 bedrooms
Sounds interesting, are there actually attractive and young women in places like this? I don't see the point in paying for sex with women who are 25 or older.
i was good friends with the owner
the girls are 60% Colombian and the rest Venezuela Cuba Ecuador
the rate to go upstairs is $40 1 hour, $200 all night until the next day 12:00pm
girls average 18-25
>$200 for long time with impoverished latina whores, and you have to stay in the brothel
meh
do they make you use a condom?
if you can get the language barrier
otherwise the attitude these girls have is very laid back and they always want to make you smile
Till this day I cant go to a strip club in burger land. its not the same
the girls in chongos are friendly and want to get to know you and not your wallet. dont get me wrong i was never stupid to think these girls actually had an interest in me.
it feels comforting when she is asking about your personal interests and how you both can be more than just a casual sexual encounter
when you tell her "ok lets go upstairs" you take out $40 and hand it over the "guy in the corner"
walk upstairs and you realize 4 bedrooms with labels . everything is dark rooms are so so cant really tell. first thing she does is whip out her women kit ? condoms baby wipes and pretty much everything to make you feel safe and clean
it never occurred to me asking for a shower. every time i would go first thing i did was shower anyway but places get cheaper if you risk going to remote areas. $5 entry and $15 to go upstairs the amount of girls jumps from 10-15 to 30-40 when you drive away from the main city
i do it mostly for having the ladies around me without anyone rushing me to pay. once you pay to get in they look for anyway to please you and hand over American dollars. also throwing money at girls is unheard in these countries (hopefully it stays this way)
sounds sketchy as fuck and kind of fun
I'll check it out someday, I speak almost fluent spanish so I always wanted to travel through south america
the girls tell me their stories for the most part they had to leave Venezuela or Colombia to find American dollars to survive and Ecuador is the answer.
very low crime and 3rd world.
american dollars
most diverse climate
galapagos
CHEAP !
can you get cocaine fairly easily there in ecuador? I don't want to pay out the ass or deal with shitty cops