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tell us what happened lad

Well, they knew how to build impeccable homes. Tired of seeing these blowover PVC and plastic boxes crop up in my current town.

Pic related is 1/4

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had one experience that I wrote out on /out/ a while back and is probably in an archive somewhere I'll see if I can find it

another experience I had was the presence of a malicious spirit while I as returning to my house from cross country skiing in a park, just felt this angry, violent entity pursuing me out of the park

blimey

thoughts on just who might be the type of character to attract demon
like say a vampire

2/4

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You're just a fucking skitz mate

Have my own pet succubus basically

here found it without much problem
>In college on summer break
>Camping in NJ Pine Barrens with two friends
>Second night out on trip
>Had two beers, without eating dinner yet, nothing big but slightly tipsy. It's late dusk
>I go out to piss
>Go out a little into tree line
>Piss and turn around, literally facing the direction of my camp. I've ran through this a million times and I'm absolutely certain it was the same direction I came
>A few steps out, there's trees where they weren't before
>Remain calm, and turn around in every direction, trees everywhere without any hint of an open area where we were camping
>Stand still for a little bit, and go back the direction I was originally moving towards and walk a few yards
>Still just trees
>I stopped again and whistled. Nothing. I swallowed my pride and yelled. Nothing. Tried it several times very loud. Absolutely nothing, no sounds except the distant singing of a bird going to sleep.
>I walked forward for about a minute. Just pine trees.
>Turned around and walked back to where I was before.
>Tried to find my piss spot. Couldn't.

About an hour passed of this and I was pretty panicked

3/4

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>I had been calling and walking around for the last twenty minutes straight. It was completely dark by now.
>Hear a yell back. It sounded like a muffled human voice.
>Tried moving closer to it. The yell repeats. I noticed then that it picked up this bizarre shrill high pitched sound at the end of the yell. It was very inarticulate sounding.
>I didn't yell.
>It did it again and sounded closer. I just stood there as something about the sound made me terrified.
>Every fiber of my being told me to get away the sound. But a little thought in my mind told me not leave as I could be acting illogically from being lost and it could be my friends.
>It sounds again, this time even shrilling and horrible. That one thought remains and I stay.
>After a period of time of complete silence, I've thought this over often and I really can't figure out how long this was, I hear it again.
>As soon as I hear it I bolt in the opposite direction I don't even remember what it sounded like.
>Ran for a few minutes and ended up back at the campsite
>My friends weren't alarmed that I had been gone and hadn't kept track of when I left. They said they heard nothing the whole time. They laughed me off when I suggested we leave
>Couldn't sleep all night. I left in the morning, they stayed two more nights and friends from their school came
>Didn't tell them any details about it as they are complete assholes

It didn't sound like any frogs or birds or anything. It doesn't bother me much anymore, but I had trouble being in the dark or alone for about a year after that. I've tried to remember the last sound that made me bolt and I really can't no matter how hard I try

not a word

Wouldn’t say no to a tasering

4/4

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Remembering this one time my friend went for a piss in the woods and we could hear him calling so we went out and made screechy noises back and he got so spooked he had to leave the next day hahaha

Only if it's my bollocks!

Very spooky. My entire life nothing remotely mysterious like this has happened so having this experience is something, at least.

Always such a nice verdant to yank homes. I'd give my left nut just for the chance to drag my arse like a dog on the 13th hole of Augusta

those midcentury modern houses are a dime a dozen in most neighbourhoods
can't even fathom posting them here

was probably a vampire lad

>Always such a nice verdant to yank homes.
I love brick reds, olive greens, tall pine trees, screened in porches, and a nice big green yard for my kids and dogs to run and play in.

my family all saw my dad's ghost after he died.

the existence of ghosts should be common knowledge at this point

Often those edgy fags that have the joker as their Facebook profile picture and such are obsessed with the Punisher as well, I believe this should be better represented in Gang weed comics

Punishers rise up

I live with my parents

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Ghastly

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had another more specific encounter one night where I was having trouble going to sleep and had this fear take me of this very clear female sexual entity that was had characteristics of both a mother and seducer but was an abomination of both and desired to have to sex with me. Normally this would sound like an enticing fantasy but everything about it struck me as undesirable, vile, and terrifying. I had the image of the rotten creature very clearly in mind as though it were trying to scratch its way onto this plane and do what it wanted

clutched a cross and prayed for a while and eventually the sensation left, thought it lingered all evening. This happened the most recently and made me believe in demons and see the past two encounters through that lens

your opinion not mine

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never seen undeniable proof that ghosts don't exist

So u were bursting for a wank and thought it was some ghastly entity? This is epic

the irish truly are the were posters here

Had a bit of a spectral wank whilst on DMT a while ago, think my tantric consciousness may have assailed some poor yank fellow across the ocean. Lots of ectoplasm

are you an ugly girl?

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Again.. Spooky, I don't know what else to say.

just a very pretty boy

That was me bro

Woah that film looks epic.

BITCHES CALL ME COBAIN
SHE CAN SEE THE PAIN

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Yes I am a werewolf... a supernatural entity that strikes at the stroke of midnight... grrr...

Looks exactly like that Dwayne Johnson film I saw advertised

Applied for a job that would change my life in terms of income, commute time, work benefits, career, everything and am very afraid of just not getting it

Go back to bed or stay up? I’ve no reason to be up so early as the toil master granted me a deserved day off

Watching South Park

which episode?

Nigger

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reminds me of That 70's show

just got called a nigger

Grounded vindaloop

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need to download the newer seasons

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no you don't

Soul crushing drudgery awaits

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been offered plenty of jobs, but never one that i've applied for

I know.. but I have to see them at least once to be sure they're terrible.

Gf’s dad didn’t even finish his degree and he has a €120k job in Frankfurt lol

Meanwhile I have two degrees and I get paid less than an Asda worker

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dads gen x but i call him a boomer

Edward III

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same. he deserves to know where he sits

Fuck is a gang weeder

mines gen x but he grew up on a farm so his entire family are basically boomers

>Tara Brennan, who struck and killed a father of three while she was driving under the influence of drugs, sobs throughout her sentencing hearing before being jailed for at least three and a half years.
bit harsh to get 3.5 years in prison - she was on drugs so she wasn't really in control of her actions. just like cokelad shouldn't get in trouble for his actions

The government media and corporations have oppressed us Gang weeders for too long... we really need to rise up

you must be 18 to post here

irish subhuman

Fresh from the NZ memeosphere lads

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>NZ memeosphere
>uses an out of style meme

checks out

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getting nostalgic for the 00s lads

was it too recent to be getting nostalgic over?

Three and a half years is fuck all for murder, the inconsiderate bint shouldn’t of been driving off her face. Now three kids don’t have a daddy and she gets away with three and a half years? That’s a slap on the wrist

Yeah and it was wank

Yeah I had a wank

Yeah it was a wankfest

day 3 of nofap

this is bullshit i'm having a wank

Need a belly rub

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NRRRRAHHHHH

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99

ehh i prefer the early 00s

2004 man, what a year

even those micro breaks reset it a bit and make the next comeback wanking sessions great and brings novelty back to porn

Nigger

pathetic