/brit/ *omaha by counting crows comes on* edition

Bears are pussies, same as gorillas. They're only a threat if you're threatening their offspring.

need to go to bed soon to charge my engines for the worldcup matches at 12AM and 4AM

my G

Now you know what it was like for me trying to watch the Commonwealth Games

Looks don't matter, it's all about personality, that's why you should lower your standards and go for ugly women

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

They can't hide in your shoes or sneak around in your house though.

Seems like nobody in /sp/ actually enjoys sports.

what about that bear that killed a couple people in alaska, they weren't threatening anyone
that one german herzog guy made a doco about it

I've grown to really hate timezones

On all levels except physical, I am British.

And what about that shark that mauled a guy for no reason.

Exceptions exist, but overall bears are cowards

/sp/ died in 2013

I want to smell Emma Watson’s dirty panties that she has worn for two days straight and are stained with poo, urine and vaginal discharge.

youtube.com/watch?v=QvZN1-LoGqk&t=
tfw no pet magpie

>Bears are pussies, same as gorillas. They're only a threat if you're threatening their offspring.

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youtu.be/Qh9ZZgDqzAg

*swoops your heart*

Bears will absolutely get into your house

>On all levels except physical, I am British.

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LOVE her

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these videos are amusing if only for the responses from the people in them

youtube.com/watch?v=oASEB1Z6VFk
youtube.com/watch?v=xl6gxBG2CQQ

yeah but i can just not go in the water if i don't like sharks hey
a lot of people live by necessity in areas where bears roam

week off toil

going to get a skin fade and half a gram of cocaine to toot

all wild animals are wild and unpredictable. magpies are the exception

Memes nowadays are so lazy. There's no creativity or longevity.

Would not kick her out of bed for describing herself as a socialist

t. Never even seen a bear or gorilla outside the zoo

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>half a gram of cocaine
get a gram you fucking nigger

u seen the doge meme?

Consider yourself pwned

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10 inch bbc dilder just arrived in the mail lads

whomst'dever said size didn't matter is a lying cunt

That's because reddit has taken over. So everything is a derivative of something else, such as pepe or wojack

You mad

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You know what, I take it all back.

Meghan, Duchess of Sussex is cute

>Alexandria "my mom scrubbed toilets so i can impose communism" ocasio Cortez

I respect women

Let me tell ya Jim, back in the good old days we knew how to make a good meme

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England

Shake shake shake señora
Shake your bodyline
Shake shake shake señora
Shake it all the time

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LOOK! A FOOKEN buttyboi!

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bet her pussy fucking STINKS

wew this has been the longest 10 minutes of my life
feels more like its been 2 hours of sitting around waiting for this bullshit

Me and the gf

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THE EYES DONT WORK

youtu.be/YGGTcYfrEZU

Is this really what living in Australia is like?

Wonder how long it'll take before the boomer meme dies off.

Although shouldn't it be Rachel, Duchess of Sussex since that's her actual name and not Meghan?

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anri hasn't got her nipples out since getting pregnant which is a disaster

>get off Jow Forums, look after yourself to an acceptable standard, get a job, become a productive member of society, socialise with other people and you will get a girlfriend I guarantee you that

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Gott strafe England

youtube.com/watch?v=QmSEGL8dbHY

rate the watch lads x

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nice unintended pun

Want to take a 2x4 to any retarded mother fuckers head who unironically says this

imagine lumpy drumpfkins reaction if you dared to do this to their god emperor

she might have legally changed it just before getting her citizenship

yeah because the actual media hasn't been doing this for 2 fucking years now
give your head a wobble

Dios mio...
La creatura...

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virgins

not an argument
only a few more months and he's impeached

Want to cave in your skull with a lead pipe you neuro typical maggot

She's not a citizen yet. And she was Rachel in the wedding vows, so it's still her name.

>no lactation vids for nadine-j.de with hitomi

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>drumpfkins

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Common names in this thread: Lachlan, Callum, Gareth, Oliver.

neurotypicals are the worst people in the world

Sounds like you need to get laid sport. You seem angsty.

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he said for the 18th month in a row

who is this person?
another tedious yank I assume

Cheeky nandos with my m8 callum

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Just invented a new meme

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no they aren't
be quiet

I thought she was fast tracked citizenship in time for the wedding

>Sounds like you need to get laid sport. You seem angsty.

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just give it time, it's coming soon I can feel it

A communist who got 15000 votes and is now considered the new Bernie Sanders

Queen confirmed to die before the decade is out. Maybe won't even last the rest of the year.

inews.co.uk/news/long-reads/ministers-hold-first-secret-rehearsal-for-death-of-the-queen/

holy fucking SHIT i'm sharing this with my fellow fash bashers

Gonna force a new meme in a few hours. Stay tuned, this one's a keeper.

She will live to 105

Characteristics of a virgin freak
Anger
Depression
Loneliness
Entitlement

You have to have lived here a year after getting Indefinite Leave To Remain (which she has on a special spouse visa) to get Citizenship and she'd still have to pass the Life in the UK test.

>secret rehearsal
>reported in the news

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my sisters boyfriend who was in my year at school is downstairs
i haven't seen him for like 5 years at a minimum

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Royals use their middle names all the time to be quite desu
George VI's real first name was Albert but for various reasons when his brother David abdicated he decided to adopt his father's name

Fitting. Considering that's when England dies as well.