/brit/

>teehee i do drugs btw x
fuck off

add her back ofc

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

im a loser freak with no friends and a nice face what am I supposed to do from here

Honestly going to punch the next Northerner I meet in the face

based

*intentionally misspells every other word so it seems like I'm a cool drug user*

Doing a poo
Having a wee
Doing a poo while I think about thee

would your mate be upset if you dated his sister?

can already taste the jock tears when 'arry kane rises for a bullet header in the dying seconds against France in the final

see I always found it was the opposite when I was drunk
I'd just put more effort into making sure I'm typing correctly

Me first please, I could do with a nice puff of air on a hot day

hello virgins

this. I can usually close one eye and squint to type effectively, no matter how wasted I am

I have no idea but she's really fuckn cute

i read the news today oh boy

/brit/'s yellow fever is so out of control that they will still say she's attractive

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Can I get an invite to the Discord

just stuck £500 on Mexico to qualify

Some dumb fucking nigger mockingbird has been screaming non stop since 4am

Moni has ordered us to not do that, sorry

Did a brown man kick a ball somewhere?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

streamable.com/4ojkf

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theguardian.com/world/2018/jul/02/justin-trudeau-denies-groping-reporter-music-festival-2000-british-columbia

absolute state of virtue signalling leftists, desu it might well not be true i've wondering for a long time when you have one of these super virtue singallers like owen jones or trudeau or whatever who gets accused because even if it's not true it can easily destroy their career.

turn off your phone before you make a fool of yourself

bring it up to him and see how he reacts

>mate your sister added me on snapchat what should i do haha

she thinks i won't be faithful because i'm good looking lads

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stop fucking with me haha I am off my head and haven't got a clue what to do

Being groped is her truth and he must resign.

don't want to be in the discord if pakipoo is accepted in there

i am being serious, i have made a fool of myself on LSD before, so i'm speaking from experience tbqh

>teehee i do drugs btw :v

Haha muh'fuggin' based

she is so cute though
need some chocolate milk

wdym lol

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He's one of the moderators, he's pretty inactive though he did say he'll mass-ban a bunch of people earlier for talking about the discord

kek

do you do drugs m8, I havent noticed

nonce

wouldn't entertain this thought if she didn't have it herself first

watching this world cup for England to get beaten is like edging

the further England progress and the more they convince themselves "it's coming 'ome", the bigger England's disappointment will be and so the bigger Scotland's schadenfreude load

Now you've done it, Poley's going to go skitz

>gaymar

if this isnt ironic (or isnt made up for that matter, which i think is almost certainly the case), this moni thing; this sending him emails asking for dates, joining a discord to orbit him is the saddest thing i have ever seen on brit
i am being sincere
it is the saddest thing i have ever seen on brit

That's an empty schadenfreude though because we don't care about the opinions of Jocks. Whatever keeps them happy.

post the ‘iscord link

want to join the super cool druggie kids club haha

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agreed
going to create a rival discord - no paki freaks allowed

she's worried i'll cheat
i told her i won't. gave her my word. she still doesn't believe me
i've been turning girls down since i met her

based and redpilled

>fasting

literally been drinking black coffee and chainsmoking all day

she's probably 18 now or something I think I. am not a dastardly nonce

I am doing kegel exercises, lads. I will soon be able to have multiple orgasms without ejaculating ---- all in the space of one sex session. I hope this works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP KEK!!!!!

Would join a rival discord in an instant 2bh

it's just banter. we'll likely go out to colombia.
how's Scotland doing in the world cup mate?
mental that even wales and ireland have a better international team than you.

which one of you just posted a big fucking dick in the discord

Oh Poley

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stop replying to me, dont want to catch whatever makes you think taking drugs is okay

he would never call himself poleaboo

>Croatia has a smaller population than Scotland and is on course to win the World Cup
>They can't even use the muh per capita argument

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fucked it

fucking state of you lot
someone make a new one

howling at the state of jocks

le ebin pretend there's a secret /brit/ club gimmick
literally "I know something you don't know" from primary school
grow up

we're already all in the new one

no yanks allowed

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umm did you forget that you’re a dumb yank lol...?

Just posted the updated details of the next meetup in the discord. Check it out.

Nobody in Scotland is under any illusions about the state of the national team, nor expected us to qualify.

Wouldn't have even found it humorous if England had been knocked out by smaller, shitter teams again.

The satisfaction is not derived from England failing to win the world cup, but rather the disappointment and anticlimax after they've built up that they have a chance so much.

"It's coming 'ome"

not allowed in
also not allowed

>three people including two of the most insufferable losers on /brit/
woah

You have to realise that the Jock mindset is not 'we're as good as them' but 'we are far worse than them so let's find some joy where we can'.

deleting my discord account after this shitshow

Need an invite

>discord
>trips
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS

that's not ribena or 190
bunch of sad acts role playing as tripfags

What's the best pub you lads have ever been to?

just got banned from the /brit/ subreddit for saying the n word

>leaking that there's a discord
Nice going spastics

Will be posting the discord invite link once he fucks off to bed.

Reminder that when you join the discord you have to agree to spread disinformation about its even existence

the coach and horses

TOP KEK!!!!!

Scotland:
>Scorns others' efforts
>Blames world for problems
>Focuses on differences
>Takes out problems on others
>Takes everything personally
>Can't admit responsibility
>Entitled

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one across from the Hippodrome in LONDON

rodney you plonker!!!!

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why was r/britreddit made private?

fuck me I'm a 15 mile walk from the next tube station and I'm in the middle of the countryside
God help me

greatest moment in british television?

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!