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hm...

let me know how it is

the goose is a legend

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consuming popped corn

STUMP GRINDER

>jobless summer continues

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>Waiting in line to see how much college cost

kek

He's at it again.

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gf's dad keeps bullying me

based Dad

>ywn be as free as the goose

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López Obrador
good or bad news?

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grim

make a hot totty

yellow fever?

coming down with the fever again buds

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when was the last time you had it?

>asian women

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last fall

it's something different that's for sure
he has never had chance like this before while the other parties had years and years of fucking this country up
wether is good or bad only time will tell

anyone want to do planks or pushups with me?

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Want you and your kraut bf to jump off a roof

>being a tastelet

I am smellblind, so nothing tastes amazing to me. A $200 meal hardly tastes different to me from a $15 meal. I’ll never know what true flavor is ;_;

not what I meant but sorry for your disability

yeah sure

:(
also nice trips

Thoughts on this ass?

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t.gay

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why is no fap so hard?

recommend me passable traps i need to prove a point

Because all of your Instincts are telling you to fuck something, and since you can’t fuck anything, all your instincts are telling you to fuck your hand.

IMO guys have better asses than girls even though I'm straight

I'm nearly 21 years old and I can't drive, thus I depend on my nearly crippled dad to do so, s now I need to get a drivers license. Is driving difficult? I'm afraid I'm gonna crash and kill myself/someone else.

Driving takes like a month to get the hang of, and from there on out it’s as easy as walking. You’ll be fine m8. Just take your time, and don’t freak out. If 15 year olds all over the country can do it, so can you.

should shave his legs desu

it's unnatural

youtube.com/watch?v=iir_xAbt-ak

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>couple hours of dedicated parking lot practice with relatives
>spontaneous driving related errands
>required 2-3 hour long sessions with instructor
>15 minute driving test
easy peasy

it's happening

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Its really not hard mate it will be pretty scary and confusing at first but you'll get the hang of it I promise, just pick one of the lines on either side of your lane and make sure you're always driving on the correct side of it
and remember your mirrors are the widest part of your car, your tires are closer than you probably think

shaved my feet today

toe hair is gross

shaving any part other than your face is soy

cute but that's how it starts Ryan, be careful friend

bitch niggas

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I'm growing out my toe and chest hair

>gf talking about moving in together
>can't play vidya in the dark until 5 am anymore

yes you can
stand your ground

going to go to mcdonalds in a couple hours

okay friend

zando i tried to pm yesterday and i couldn't, invite me to your sports discords

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>going to go to mcdonalds in a couple hours

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GIVE JAPAN YOUR ENERGY

you jynxed it

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actually i was cheering for belgium the entire time because brazil needs to be knocked out

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Nips BTFO

Best thing about burgeresses is just how easy they are
All I have to do is tiddle de dee for a few mins, and they gag for it.
They're shit in bed though, about as active as a wet paper towel

>Best thing about burgeresses is just how easy they are
>All I have to do is tiddle de dee for a few mins, and they gag for it.
>They're shit in bed though, about as active as a wet paper towel

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Don't worry my friend, I'm sure you get all the potatonigger pussy when they flock over to the us
I mean, why else would roasties go travelling other than for foreign dick?

sk8r bois ww@?

I want winter back

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2hot

SO is in shambles about Japan losing because she's a damn weeb

youtube.com/watch?v=kPsZB6W4OvA

This is the peak of human existence, this can never be topped.

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fuck capitalism

She might unironically have mild autism
She used to be obsessed with trains when she was a kid

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>SO
fuck off back to r*ddit kiddo

Not a redditor
Just think it sounds better than gf

it sounds retarded

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would be lying if i said i weren't playing with my hard cock rn

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>those posters

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Do you dream?

I dream of a world where CHI's are put to the gallows

I dream of fucking placer's sister

why> she's a dork and a weeb

had a dream i was holding hands with a girl

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Had a dream where I slept in a bed with a girl
was good dream

very lewd dreams you should be ashamed

Slept in a bed with a girl today

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>First act as premier is to name cabinet with only 1 visible minority
>NDP triggered on day 1

We're making Ontario great again

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I'm too retarded to learn a second language

>learn fragments of a second language
>nobody speaks it in the states

feel like replaying Gears of War